Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Y’all Psyched For a New Season of Curb

Larry David Films Curb in NYC Curb Your Enthusiasm is really one of the only consistently funny shows around these days, if you ask me. I got so pumped for the new season, which is currently filming in New York City, after seeing these photos online this morning. The majority of the episodes this season are being shot in NYC this year, and while I love Larry at home in LA, I'm too happy about another round of episodes that I can't complain. Are you looking forward to a new season of Curb, and uh, while you're here, any reco...

Is Lady Gaga Dabbling in Male Modeling?

Lady Gaga For Vogue Hommes Japan? So these photos from Vogue Home Japan are being passed around and everyone who looks at them for more than a split second has had the same question: Is that Lady Gaga? The profile, the eyes and the super skinny bod are all there, but why would Gaga do something like this after fighting rumors that she has a dick for so long? Oh wait. Because that's exactly what she would do. I'm thinking this is her. What about you? [gallery]...

J.Lo Actually Seems Like a Semi-Normal Mom

Jennifer Lopez Brings Out The Twins You know who I forget exists all the time? Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony's twins, Emme and Max. That's why I'm posting these photos. I think this might be the first time I've seen either of these kids' photo since they were infants. They're no Suri Cruise, you know? If I haven't come across photos of them in at least a year, that means they're probably living a somewhat normal life. Sure, they probably have pet tigers at home and don't know the word "no", but at least they've been shielded from t...

Everyone Ever Went To The Eclipse Premiere Last Night

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Premiere This is what we've been waiting for, you guys. The moment is finally here. Eclipse is happening. Last night's LA premiere brought out pretty much anyone who has ever appeared on film or television (yo, Tia and Tamera were there), and there were so many randos and no names on the photo site I downloaded these from that out of 200 photos, only about 20 people pictured were recognizable. So that's what I gave you. But you can assume that plenty of your favorite Disney Channel Original Movie stars and failed pop singers...

Holy Heidi Klum Body!

photo of heidi klum posing almost-nude for german GQ So, the supermodel-turned-Seal's-wife-turned-mom of four is taking off her clothes again: this time, for the German edition of GQ. Klum strips down to her bareness for the July issue of GQ and reportedly impresses the photographers with her insane body contortions and, uh, almost-impossible flexibility. She looks great, and continues to look classy for days. The only negative comment I can bestow upon her, really, is the hair. ... I'm just not digging the bangs, Heidi. They do you no ...

Liv Tyler is No Longer Liv Tyler

photo of liv tyler on the cover of tatler magazine The fuck happened to the girl's face? It looks like it could be one of the following things: a) She's gotten some kind of jaw-reduction surgery, which resulted in a really unfortunate case of what I call "weak chin-ness," b) She hasn't washed her nose, mouth or jaw since Armageddon was released, or c) Really bad photoshopping ensues once again. I'm going to have to go with option C here. But option B still sounds pretty palatable, considering that's exactly what it looks like. The alwa...

Is This The Set of a Watch Commerical or The Oscars?

Cate Blanchett, Kevin Spacey, Matthew Fox and other faces you normally know from A-listy things joined together in Portofino, Italy to shoot a commercial for Swiss watch company, IWC. Considering how much they were all being paid to be there, all the stars looked content and glad to pal around with one another on set. Knowing that these pics are from the set of a watch ad and not stills from a Christmas 2010 movie release is... kinda crazy to think about. [gallery]...

Elisha Cuthbert Pulls a Jennifer Love Hewitt

But you know what? You're not going to hear a lot of hate from me about it. I think (although it's evident that she's put on a few pounds) that she still looks great. I love when celebrities put on noticeable weight and they're still okay with it. They don't go and hide in the Hollywood Hills homes with a hoard of Ex-Lax, razorblades and cocaine. They accept it, flaunt it and change it -- if they want. Although yeah, she's not the tiny, fat-free person that she used to be, she's still t...

Meg Ryan’s Nipples Are Staring Me Down, Man.

I've always been a fan of Meg Ryan and all of her cheesy, rom-com movies, so I'm most displeased to say that the purpose of this entire post is to make fun of her lazy nipples. Girlfriend was photographed out and about in NYC this past weekend looking a little worse for the wear. Even though she was said to have undergone some really bad plastic surgery, she's not looking, say, as bad as Jocelyn Wildenstein or worse, Heidi Montag. She's an aging Hollywood actress that probably feels past he...