This is my impression of me looking at these photos, "Oh, look! Paris Hilton is still partying in the South of France! Oh, look! She's wearing a cute hat! Oh, lo--OH MY GOD. Is she giving a Nazi salute?" That was me, like, eleven seconds ago.
According to Paris, she's just dancing and scratching her face, but you'd think after the accusations of racism, drug use and like, everything else this woman has been accused of in her life, she'd be a little more careful while getting down and satisfying her itchy spots.
What do you think of these photos? Is it the paparazzi trying to turn nothing into something or is Paris just totally limitless in her bad behavior?
[gallery] />This is my impression of me looking at these photos, "Oh, look! Paris Hilton is still partying in the South of France! Oh, look! She's wearing a cute hat! Oh, lo--OH MY GOD. Is she giving a Nazi salute?" That was me, like, eleven seconds ago.
According to Paris, she's just dancing and scratching her face, but you'd think after the accusations of racism, drug use and like, everything else this woman has been accused of in her life, she'd be a little more careful while getting down and satisfying h...
One of my best friends growing up was super-infatuated with Jon Bon Jovi. She had posters on her walls, hair similar to the Aqua Net fros that Bon Jovi and his bandmates rocked, and multiple leather wristbands branded with "I Love Jon." She saw him in concert about forty-eight times, cried every single time, and recapped her adventures for months after seeing him. While I wasn't nearly as, oh, exuberant as she was about The King, I did like some of his songs. These Days was, by far, his best album (in my opinion), but if I ever have to hear "Wanted Dead or Alive" ever again in my life, I might have to kill myself.
On the whole, Bon Jovi's cool, he's still pretty awesome today, and he clearly wasn't as squeaky-clean as some pegged him to be. TMZ dug up some old photos of the rockstar in his heyday, shoots with naked girls and blow. Both kinds.
This one's for you, friend of mine who loves Bon Jovi, and I hope it doesn't mar your sainted image of Jon Bon Jovi himself.
Images courtesy of TMZ, in case you couldn't tell.
[gallery] />One of my best friends growing up was super-infatuated with Jon Bon Jovi. She had posters on her walls, hair similar to the Aqua Net fros that Bon Jovi and his bandmates rocked, and multiple leather wristbands branded with "I Love Jon." She saw him in concert about forty-eight times, cried every single time, and recapped her adventures for months after seeing him. While I wasn't nearly as, oh, exuberant as she was about The King, I did like some of his songs. These Days was, by far, his best a...
Hey, Lohan! Don't worry about that whole "going to jail for a DUI" thing, because apparently it will have no effect on how you live your life. In a lot of ways, seeing these photos of Paris Hilton being doused in expensive champagne in Saint Tropez are about as refreshing as I'd imagine being doused with champagne in Saint Tropez to be. Look at her living life and not giving a fuck! To think that just a short time ago this woman was serving time and now she's back to living it up the way she was born to do. That's great. That's so great.
[gallery] />Hey, Lohan! Don't worry about that whole "going to jail for a DUI" thing, because apparently it will have no effect on how you live your life. In a lot of ways, seeing these photos of Paris Hilton being doused in expensive champagne in Saint Tropez are about as refreshing as I'd imagine being doused with champagne in Saint Tropez to be. Look at her living life and not giving a fuck! To think that just a short time ago this woman was serving time and now she's back to living it up the way she was...
Oh, damn. Look at this friendship.
Nas and Amy Winehouse were photographed leaving a Japanese restaurant in London last night. I wonder what their conversation was all about. I be he was like, "Imagine smoking weed in the streets without cops harassing/Imagine going to court with no trial/Lifestyle cruising blue behind my waters/No welfare supporters more conscious of the way we raise our daughters" and she was all, "BLLLAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEEE." I bet it was something like that. I hope they're working together.
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Nas and Amy Winehouse were photographed leaving a Japanese restaurant in London last night. I wonder what their conversation was all about. I be he was like, "Imagine smoking weed in the streets without cops harassing/Imagine going to court with no trial/Lifestyle cruising blue behind my waters/No welfare supporters more conscious of the way we raise our daughters" and she was all, "BLLLAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEEE." I bet it was something like that. I hope they're working...
Yesterday marked the 15th anniversary of the release of the best movie ever made, Clueless, so I figured this would be the perfect time to point out what a Betty Stacey Dash is even after all of these years. These photos, shot for some magazine called Karin + Raoul, are the first I've seen of Stacey since she appeared on Circus of the Stars a few years ago, and that shit still haunts me in my dreams. Regardless, Stacey looks good, unlike the rest of her co-stars, who are either fat or dead. Sorry. Way harsh.
[gallery] />Yesterday marked the 15th anniversary of the release of the best movie ever made, Clueless, so I figured this would be the perfect time to point out what a Betty Stacey Dash is even after all of these years. These photos, shot for some magazine called Karin + Raoul, are the first I've seen of Stacey since she appeared on Circus of the Stars a few years ago, and that shit still haunts me in my dreams. Regardless, Stacey looks good, unlike the rest of her co-stars, who are either fat or dead. Sorry. Way ...
With 90 days of jail and 90 days of rehab ahead of her, Lindsay Lohan is giving us some of her best work in recent years to remember her by. Instead of another creepy photo shoot of her twerking it in overpriced leggings, we get her spread in Complex. The photos, which are accompanied by a pretty must-read article (I'm obsessed with the intro: "Rappers might be on that rock shit, but Lindsay Lohan is on that rap shit. Flaking on interviews? Check. Unrepentant bad behaviour? Check. Gully enough to ignore a bench warrant, come back from Europe for a legal hearing, and have her court-supplied alcohol bracelet go off at the MTV Movie Awards? Check and mate. She's Weezy, Yeezy, and motherfucking Jeezy all in one."), are completely gorgeous. Lindsay looks like the siren that we all fell in love with around the time that she was just finishing Mean Girls, meaning fairly healthy and like the age she actually is.
God, I'll miss this girl.
[gallery] />With 90 days of jail and 90 days of rehab ahead of her, Lindsay Lohan is giving us some of her best work in recent years to remember her by. Instead of another creepy photo shoot of her twerking it in overpriced leggings, we get her spread in Complex. The photos, which are accompanied by a pretty must-read article (I'm obsessed with the intro: "Rappers might be on that rock shit, but Lindsay Lohan is on that rap shit. Flaking on interviews? Check. Unrepentant bad behaviour? Check. Gully enough to ignor...
While his fiance is running around the world looking like some candy-coated whore, Russell Brand is in NYC dressed as Batman. While Rusty's get up was for something he was filming, I think his obvious comfort in the suit helped me realize what it is that those two have in common: They both have the brains of children. That's adorable.
Anyway, Russell looks kind of hot in these pictures. There was a few that I had to look at twice to even make sure it was him. He looks pretty good without all that fuzzy crap on his face, you know? And this getup is definitely better than the pink socks.
[gallery] />While his fiance is running around the world looking like some candy-coated whore, Russell Brand is in NYC dressed as Batman. While Rusty's get up was for something he was filming, I think his obvious comfort in the suit helped me realize what it is that those two have in common: They both have the brains of children. That's adorable.
Anyway, Russell looks kind of hot in these pictures. There was a few that I had to look at twice to even make sure it was him. He looks pretty good without all th...
And I've got a myriad of photos to prove it!
Well, OK. No, not every celebrity known to man, but a bunch that allowed themselves to be photographed. I mean, it is New York City after all, right?
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I, you know, knew that Kim Kardashian had a new boy-toy since
getting dumped by breaking up with Reggie Bush, but because she's kind of really not on my radar at all, I didn't really pay attention to who the lucky dude was.
However. HOWEVER. I came across these photos today of Kim and new boyfriend, Miles Austin, and I have one thing to say: Yummy! Miles Austin, huh? I guess the new fad these days reverts back to high school behavior -- trying to date the hottest football players, like, ever, right?
I can't begrudge her, though. She's smokin' hot, and he is, too, so they're clearly a match made in heaven, at least according to Hollywood standards. Right? Right.
PS - Blue looks good on you, girl. Just not as good as I bet this guy does, knowwhatImeanknowwhatImean?
[gallery] />I, you know, knew that Kim Kardashian had a new boy-toy since getting dumped by breaking up with Reggie Bush, but because she's kind of really not on my radar at all, I didn't really pay attention to who the lucky dude was.
However. HOWEVER. I came across these photos today of Kim and new boyfriend, Miles Austin, and I have one thing to say: Yummy! Miles Austin, huh? I guess the new fad these days reverts back to high school behavior -- trying to date the hottest football players, like, ever...
And failing. Miserably. Failing miserably. Did I mention that they failed? Miserably?
The cast of Jersey Shore was photographed in attendance at the KIIS-FM "Now 34 and the Jersey Shore" party that was held at some pool that looks like it'd fit in perfectly at your local hotel-motel-Holiday Inn, naturally.
They all look, uh, great. Just great. I mean, Snooki herself looks almost half of the troll that she normally appears to be, The Situation's shirt is only 3/4 of the way up, and JWoww has somehow managed to restrain her massive tits in a manner that doesn't look like they're choking the living shit out of her. Apparently, the night was a win. As for the rest of the cast? I can't even fucking remember who they are.
[gallery] />And failing. Miserably. Failing miserably. Did I mention that they failed? Miserably?
The cast of Jersey Shore was photographed in attendance at the KIIS-FM "Now 34 and the Jersey Shore" party that was held at some pool that looks like it'd fit in perfectly at your local hotel-motel-Holiday Inn, naturally.
They all look, uh, great. Just great. I mean, Snooki herself looks almost half of the troll that she normally appears to be, The Situation's shirt is only 3/4 of the way up, and J...
Joesph Gordon-Levitt kinda came back on my babe radar last year after (500) Days of Summer came out. I hated that movie, but it reminded me that JGL is for sure cute and has been at least since 10 Things I Hate About You. Maybe on 3rd Rock, too, but that feels like so long ago. Anyway, I'm just posting the photos of him from this month's Details for those purposes. Because he looks hot. There's some artistic value to them, but I'm not even going to play like I think anyone here cares about that.
[gallery] />Joesph Gordon-Levitt kinda came back on my babe radar last year after (500) Days of Summer came out. I hated that movie, but it reminded me that JGL is for sure cute and has been at least since 10 Things I Hate About You. Maybe on 3rd Rock, too, but that feels like so long ago. Anyway, I'm just posting the photos of him from this month's Details for those purposes. Because he looks hot. There's some artistic value to them, but I'm not even going to play like I think anyone here cares about that.
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Yesterday in Hyde Park, Lily Allen performed what she called her last gig in the UK for quite some time. The singer (one of my faves) said that she was going to retire from the biz after her second album to concentrate on starting a family. This news was pretty upsetting to most of her fans, but like most retirements in this industry, I doubt Lily will stay out of the game for long.
Check out these photos of Lily performing yesterday at the 2010 Wireless Festival:
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