Teri Hatcher stopped using botox and from the looks of it, she also stopped using her damn mind. I found a Facebook album of nine photos of Teri in terrycloth (like, she literally just got out of the shower), talking about the state of her face and botox usage. Um, perhaps she took the name "Facebook" a bit too literally?
The above photo had the following caption:
Out of the bath getting ready for bed. Thought about all those damn critics of my face. Love it or hate it, my face that is, no surgery, no implants, no matter what "they" say. Decided I'd shoot myself in to reveal some truths about "beauty" and hope it makes you all easier on yourself.
Alright, well, we've known older ladies in Hollywood to make declarations like this for some time, but the hits just kept coming. There are eight more pictures with similar captions, all taken at arms length like a MySpace profile default from 2004.
Check out the gallery below, or wander over to Teri's Facebook page for the full effect.
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/>Teri Hatcher stopped using botox and from the looks of it, she also stopped using her damn mind. I found a Facebook album of nine photos of Teri in terrycloth (like, she literally just got out of the shower), talking about the state of her face and botox usage. Um, perhaps she took the name "Facebook" a bit too literally?
The above photo had the following caption:
Out of the bath getting ready for bed. Thought about all those damn critics of my face. Love it or hate it, my face that is, ...
I didn't make it out to last night's Lady Gaga show at the Staples Center here in Los Angeles, but after seeing these photos, I get the gist. And per usual, I'm more impressed than I thought I'd be. My love/hate relaysh with Gaga will continue on. These photos are hard to take my eyes off of, but that's probably only because they don't have audio attached.
Was anyone at the show last night? Have you caught Lady Gaga in another city or are you planning to?
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Charlize Theron is the worst. I mean, who can run around with a face and a body like that and then still kick-ass in a movie where she plays a completely horrible looking serial killer? (BTW, that clip is totally NSFW.) She's either an alien or easily one of the most desirable human beings on the planet. For the sake of my mental health, I'm going to go with the former. Welcome to Earth, Charlize. You look gorgeous in the July 2010 issue of French Elle. Like, it's almost unfair.
[gallery] />Charlize Theron is the worst. I mean, who can run around with a face and a body like that and then still kick-ass in a movie where she plays a completely horrible looking serial killer? (BTW, that clip is totally NSFW.) She's either an alien or easily one of the most desirable human beings on the planet. For the sake of my mental health, I'm going to go with the former. Welcome to Earth, Charlize. You look gorgeous in the July 2010 issue of French Elle. Like, it's almost unfair.
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Jennifer Love Hewitt was walking around NYC with blood dripping down her face, and the lesion wasn't from reality smacking her upside the head, unfortunately. Nope, my girl JLH is filming a guest spot on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, and from the look of these photos, she's playing the victim. Ah-mazing.
There's really nothing better about TV these days than celebrities (washed up or relevant) guest starring on SVU. Perhaps it's the writing or direction or the amazing cast, but for some reason celebs always manage to tear those roles up. Remember Rosie Perez last season? Or Lily Tomlin? Hey, even Mischa wasn't half bad. All I'm saying is, Love has a chance to redeem herself for after what she put us through with The Client List (P.S. Check out Chelsea Handler's review of the Lifetime Original movie. Brutal.)
Who was your favorite SVU guest star?
[gallery] />Jennifer Love Hewitt was walking around NYC with blood dripping down her face, and the lesion wasn't from reality smacking her upside the head, unfortunately. Nope, my girl JLH is filming a guest spot on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, and from the look of these photos, she's playing the victim. Ah-mazing.
There's really nothing better about TV these days than celebrities (washed up or relevant) guest starring on SVU. Perhaps it's the writing or direction or the amazing cast, but for som...
Lady Gaga is on the cover ofi-D Magazine and while these photos seem like more of the same ol' stuff to me, I would never deny you Little Monsters of your Gaga fix.
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With sister Malia off at camp and dad running the free world, Sasha and Michelle Obama had some time to kill this summer. The two headed to Spain, and as you can tell from these photos, the Obamas don't have to stay on American soil to be treated like royalty. They're staying in Marbella, Spain, and when they're not splashing around in the water, they're kickin' it in a cabana... with hundreds of on-lookers and paparazzi there for the whole thing. Despite what I saw on that Disney Channel Original Movie, I'd say that there's worst gigs out there than First Daughter.
[gallery] />With sister Malia off at camp and dad running the free world, Sasha and Michelle Obama had some time to kill this summer. The two headed to Spain, and as you can tell from these photos, the Obamas don't have to stay on American soil to be treated like royalty. They're staying in Marbella, Spain, and when they're not splashing around in the water, they're kickin' it in a cabana... with hundreds of on-lookers and paparazzi there for the whole thing. Despite what I saw on that Disney Channel Original...
I realize that these photos of Russell Brand running around in his underwear with blood on his mouth are from the set of his new movie Arthur, but I'd like to think that this is what he'd be doing even if he wasn't working. For some reason, nearly naked and partially bloody just suits Russell. And he seems to love it, too. Look at how he's hamming it up for the cameras...
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You know when you're at a surprise party and the guest of honor totally knows that the surprise is coming, so when everyone jumps out they way over compensate by giving a really large, fake reaction? OK. So that's all I can think of when I see these pictures of Jake Pavelka leaving a Banana Republic in NYC. His face is all, "Lalala, just leaving this store with a glass door that I can see out of--OH! WHAT?! WHAT!? It's the cameras! Ahhh, hey guys. What a surprise. So nice to see you. It's almost as if my publicist didn't call you to come here. You rascals. Well, see you later!" And the best thing about these pictures, in my opinion, is that fierce 'n' sassy black lady walking out the door behind him. I worship how "over it" she looks. Worship.
[gallery] />You know when you're at a surprise party and the guest of honor totally knows that the surprise is coming, so when everyone jumps out they way over compensate by giving a really large, fake reaction? OK. So that's all I can think of when I see these pictures of Jake Pavelka leaving a Banana Republic in NYC. His face is all, "Lalala, just leaving this store with a glass door that I can see out of--OH! WHAT?! WHAT!? It's the cameras! Ahhh, hey guys. What a surprise. So nice to see you. It's almost...
This is what's so great about Amy Winehouse: She is all of us at our most down moment at all times, but she's still buckwild. Take these photos for example. Amy was photographed dragging her ass back to her apartment at 11:30 this morning, plopping down on her steps looking like a worn-out mess, and she just sat there listening to her voicemail.
What woman who has even the smallest streak of crazy in her hasn't had a morning like this? I'll tell you right now that nearly every Sunday A.M. between 2002 and 2008 looked something like these photos for me. And you know, sure, maybe I shouldn't praise this type of behavior because Amy is a drug addict who I think has really poor self-esteem, but you have to love the normal abnormalcy of these pics.
We are all Amy Winehouse. Amy Winehouse is all of us.
[gallery] />This is what's so great about Amy Winehouse: She is all of us at our most down moment at all times, but she's still buckwild. Take these photos for example. Amy was photographed dragging her ass back to her apartment at 11:30 this morning, plopping down on her steps looking like a worn-out mess, and she just sat there listening to her voicemail.
What woman who has even the smallest streak of crazy in her hasn't had a morning like this? I'll tell you right now that nearly every Sunday A.M. between...
I saw these photos and I had to share them with you because they are like, such a moment in time. It's Ann-Margret celebrating her Emmy Nomination (a couple weeks late?) with the stars of Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. These photos are more or less everything I love about entertainment in one photo: old school babes, sex crimes, Christopher Meloni and beautiful flowers. If Nicki Minaj could rap over these photos, they'd be perfect. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.
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Damn. Time is wild, when you think about it. I mean, there was no way we could have ever predicted that the pants-dropping white rapper from Boston would one day grow up to be a credible actor and producer. In a way, Mark Wahlberg getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is inspirational to hacky performers and D-listers everywhere. Ke$ha, one day you could be one of the most powerful movie executives in Hollywood. Nicky Hilton, one day your name could be next to Capra and Scorsese on a sho...
Look who's totally still alive and kickin' and totally still going on vacations with her ex-fiance! Ahh! It's Tara Reid! Amazing. Tara and Michael Axtmann (who's now just her boyfriend, I guess?) are in Saint Tropez enjoying the same luxuries as even actual famous people. I have to say, Tara's looking pretty good. A little on the skinny side, but good.
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Damn. Time is wild, when you think about it. I mean, there was no way we could have ever predicted that the pants-dropping white rapper from Boston would one day grow up to be a credible actor and producer. In a way, Mark Wahlberg getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is inspirational to hacky performers and D-listers everywhere. Ke$ha, one day you could be one of the most powerful movie executives in Hollywood. Nicky Hilton, one day your name could be next to Capra and Scorsese on a sho...
Look who's totally still alive and kickin' and totally still going on vacations with her ex-fiance! Ahh! It's Tara Reid! Amazing. Tara and Michael Axtmann (who's now just her boyfriend, I guess?) are in Saint Tropez enjoying the same luxuries as even actual famous people. I have to say, Tara's looking pretty good. A little on the skinny side, but good.
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