Lindsay Lohan Respects Liars July 16, 2009WendieLindsay Lohan I was laughing so hard when I heard that Lohan's movie Labor Pains was going direct to DVD that I didn't hear the news that ABC Family picked it up. It's airing Sunday! So get out your best Colombian and gather 'round the set! When Linds was asked about her role, she confessed "I love Thea’s Character because she’s very clever. It’s very easy for her to lie and get away with things, which is interesting to watch...” Oh, I agree. It is so interesting every time Lindsay tries to tell us that her Twitter account has been hacked into. So. Very. Interesting. And...
That Fornarina Clothing Company Is Still In Business? July 15, 2009WendieLindsay Lohan In January, we talkedabout Lindsay and her modeling gig with Fornarina. Well, not only is this company still in business, but they haven't fired Linds yet! Here are some pics of her both on set and backstage -- and you know she's texting Sam! -- posing in some fashionable threads for their 2010 Fall/Winter collection. Because, modeling is what she really wants to do! Modeling, acting and producing. But really modeling! And snorting, natch. [gallery] ...
Daily Lohan July 14, 2009WendieLindsay Lohan Far be it for me to deny you all your beloved Daily Lohan feature. However, I might not be quite as complimentary as Beet is towards this greasy, patchy, overrated, underemployed cyclone. I'd like to take this moment to thank INFphoto for date stamping their pictures. Quite honestly, it's very difficult to keep track of which pictures are which when it's just Lindsay in leather boots and oily skin. Today Lindsay headed to driving school. This is one of the smartest things that sh...
Lindsay’s Boots: Love Them Or Hate Them? July 13, 2009WendieLindsay Lohan I'll admit that I'm a bit tough on some of Lindsay's "fashion" choices, but I must say, I think these boots are hot! What do you think of them? Pics in the gallery, including a close-up. as Lindsay left Samantha Ronson's house yesterday. [gallery]...
You Know It’s Bad When You Can’t Get Russell Brand To Have Sex With You July 13, 2009WendieLindsay Lohan, Russell Brand Normally, I don't believe anything The Sun reports, but in my heart of hearts I'm hoping this story is true. It seems that Lindsay tried to bed Russell Brand -- or get "the dinkle treatment" as the British tabs like to call it -- over the past few weeks that she's seen him on the party circuit and he's been ... declining. A source said, "He finds her constant craving for attention and her heavy drinking a turn-off. It’s not like he is short of female attention anyway.” Now, you m...
Workaholic Lindsay Makes Another Excellent Career Decision July 8, 2009WendieLindsay Lohan I've cracked the code. I've finally figured out how Lindsay Lohan's brain works. Basically, every belief that Lindsay holds is the opposite of reality. In her pickled brain, dead-end relationships and cocaine and bad tanner are all components of success. She utilizes the same processing for selecting movie roles. Linds was approached about the stripper role -- she would have been a natural -- in the movie The Hangover. When she was presented with the screenplay, she turn...
Somebody Else Actually Wants To Take Credit For This Crap July 7, 2009WendieLindsay Lohan This is so hysterical. Some chemist, Jennifer Sunday, is suing Lindsay Lohan and her tan-in-a-bottle partner-in-crime Lorit Simon, claiming that the patchy twosome stole her formula for what eventually ended up being Sevin Nyne self-tanner. According to Sunday, she was working on a self-tanner formula with Simon and they were in the price negotiation phase when Simon went forth and produced and marketed the product with Lindsay Lohan. Now, she wants a cut of the profits. Profits? Bwahah...
Quotables July 6, 2009WendieLindsay Lohan I love when Lindsay Lohan takes to Twitter. Any thoughts on what she finds "most amazing"? I didn't think she found anything amazing that wasn't a derivative of the coca plant. Shows what I know. For more interesting, though admittedly less coke-fueled, tweets follow Beet here, Kelly here, and me here....
Lindsay Can’t Stop Working. The Clubs, That Is. July 1, 2009WendieLindsay Lohan I didn't even see this coming, but I think Lindsay Lohan is going to try her hand at stand-up comedy. I was under the misguided impression that she was a dramatic actress, but then I read what she said in an interview to Britain's OK Magazine: It's not that hard to be me, but I do work harder than most of my friends' parents. I am the hardest-working person I know. I'm a workaholic. I don't know what to do when I'm not working. I get creatively frustrated I prefer to be making films. For m...
Dina Lohan: Give Lindsay Privacy. Lindsay Lohan: Shut Up, Mom! June 19, 2009WendieDina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan has once again headed to the interview circuit to plea for her daughter's privacy. Because there's really no better way to ensure anonymity than to be contacting all major media outlets. Dina speaks of her daughter's apparent inability to keep from being hacked. "Last month her personal cell was posted online and now her phone messages have been hacked. This must stop. She is a 22-year-old girl who needs to live her life in peace. The tabloids need to leave her alone with all the lies and reporting with no proof." Yes, Dina, the tabloid...
The Most Ironic Quotable Ever June 18, 2009WendieLindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton "Lindsay and Paris hate not being on the covers of weeklies. That's why Lindsay has been causing so much havoc and pulling these antics. And why Paris had a big blow- up with Doug [Reinhardt]." An unnamed source discussing Paris' and Lindsay's displeasure with the fame whores better known as the Gosselin family....
Look Who’s Drunk Tweeting This Morning! June 17, 2009WendieLindsay Lohan, Uncategorized When will Lindsay learn that Twining -- you know, doing lines whilst Tweeting -- is just a bad idea? This morning, in a message clearly directed towards Samantha Ronson, she has basically confirmed to the Twitterverse that SR has a little problem keeping it in her pants. Lindsay, I'm begging you: Put down the MacBook Pro, put down the rolled up twenty, get yourself checked in somewhere. And by "somewhere" I don't mean a hotel you can live in for the next year. I mean "rehab."...
In January, we talkedabout Lindsay and her modeling gig with Fornarina. Well, not only is this company still in business, but they haven't fired Linds yet!
Here are some pics of her both on set and backstage -- and you know she's texting Sam! -- posing in some fashionable threads for their 2010 Fall/Winter collection. Because, modeling is what she really wants to do! Modeling, acting and producing. But really modeling! And snorting, natch.
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Far be it for me to deny you all your beloved Daily Lohan feature. However, I might not be quite as complimentary as Beet is towards this greasy, patchy, overrated, underemployed cyclone. I'd like to take this moment to thank INFphoto for date stamping their pictures. Quite honestly, it's very difficult to keep track of which pictures are which when it's just Lindsay in leather boots and oily skin.
Today Lindsay headed to driving school. This is one of the smartest things that sh...
I'll admit that I'm a bit tough on some of Lindsay's "fashion" choices, but I must say, I think these boots are hot! What do you think of them?
Pics in the gallery, including a close-up. as Lindsay left Samantha Ronson's house yesterday.
[gallery]...
Normally, I don't believe anything The Sun reports, but in my heart of hearts I'm hoping this story is true.
It seems that Lindsay tried to bed Russell Brand -- or get "the dinkle treatment" as the British tabs like to call it -- over the past few weeks that she's seen him on the party circuit and he's been ... declining. A source said, "He finds her constant craving for attention and her heavy drinking a turn-off. It’s not like he is short of female attention anyway.”
Now, you m...
I've cracked the code. I've finally figured out how Lindsay Lohan's brain works. Basically, every belief that Lindsay holds is the opposite of reality. In her pickled brain, dead-end relationships and cocaine and bad tanner are all components of success. She utilizes the same processing for selecting movie roles.
Linds was approached about the stripper role -- she would have been a natural -- in the movie The Hangover. When she was presented with the screenplay, she turn...
This is so hysterical. Some chemist, Jennifer Sunday, is suing Lindsay Lohan and her tan-in-a-bottle partner-in-crime Lorit Simon, claiming that the patchy twosome stole her formula for what eventually ended up being Sevin Nyne self-tanner.
According to Sunday, she was working on a self-tanner formula with Simon and they were in the price negotiation phase when Simon went forth and produced and marketed the product with Lindsay Lohan. Now, she wants a cut of the profits. Profits? Bwahah...
I love when Lindsay Lohan takes to Twitter. Any thoughts on what she finds "most amazing"? I didn't think she found anything amazing that wasn't a derivative of the coca plant. Shows what I know.
For more interesting, though admittedly less coke-fueled, tweets follow Beet here, Kelly here, and me here....
I didn't even see this coming, but I think Lindsay Lohan is going to try her hand at stand-up comedy. I was under the misguided impression that she was a dramatic actress, but then I read what she said in an interview to Britain's OK Magazine:
It's not that hard to be me, but I do work harder than most of my friends' parents. I am the hardest-working person I know. I'm a workaholic. I don't know what to do when I'm not working. I get creatively frustrated
I prefer to be making films. For m...
Dina Lohan has once again headed to the interview circuit to plea for her daughter's privacy. Because there's really no better way to ensure anonymity than to be contacting all major media outlets.
Dina speaks of her daughter's apparent inability to keep from being hacked. "Last month her personal cell was posted online and now her phone messages have been hacked. This must stop. She is a 22-year-old girl who needs to live her life in peace. The tabloids need to leave her alone with all the lies and reporting with no proof." Yes, Dina, the tabloid...
"Lindsay and Paris hate not being on the covers of weeklies. That's why Lindsay has been causing so much havoc and pulling these antics. And why Paris had a big blow- up with Doug [Reinhardt]."
An unnamed source discussing Paris' and Lindsay's displeasure with the fame whores better known as the Gosselin family....
When will Lindsay learn that Twining -- you know, doing lines whilst Tweeting -- is just a bad idea? This morning, in a message clearly directed towards Samantha Ronson, she has basically confirmed to the Twitterverse that SR has a little problem keeping it in her pants.
Lindsay, I'm begging you: Put down the MacBook Pro, put down the rolled up twenty, get yourself checked in somewhere. And by "somewhere" I don't mean a hotel you can live in for the next year. I mean "rehab."...