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Hayden Digs Up Lindsay’s Used Goods

90809a1_panettiere_b-gr_05 Heroes Cheerleader Hayden Panettiere got one of her birthday presents a bit early. The actress who recently starred in the box office bomb I Love You, Beth Cooper is turning 20 tomorrow (yes, seriously. This girl still can't buy a six pack legally), but she stepped out in Malibu yesterday with a new beau that may look familiar to those of us who follow the rags regularly. Homegirl was seen strolling in the sand with none other than Pink Taco founder Harry Morton. Not sure who that is? Maybe...

In Case You Were Wondering …

picture-71 In case you were wondering, it seems that there is still something going on with Samantha and Lindsay.  How did I live previous to the incarnation of Twitter?  It's like having kids; I can't remember my life "before".   So, today Samantha Ronson lamented early bedtimes.  Lindsay -- and pay attention because she finally got control of the name Lindsay Lohan on Twitter.  I think she'll be switching over in the next couple days -- replied almost immediately offering herself up.  And...

Daily Lohan

58122517lindsaylohan818200915639pm Lindsay took some time off from her endorsement work for the Kim Zolciak wig company to attend a screening of -- can you believe how many screenings there are for this movie? -- Inglourious Basterds.  Personally, I think she's just willing to attend any event that's paid for by Grey Goose Vodka.   Beyond the really long poly-hair and the really short skirt, Linds continues to have issues with patchy tanner -- If you are an '80s kid you may remember the two-tone jeans that were light denim on ...

Lindsay Lohan Has No Real Friends

picture-166 I don't know how many of you follow Lindsay Lohan's insane Twitter account, but I'm tellin' ya: While saying nothing, it says a lot. Every day Lindsay sends tweets to celebrities like a common fangirl, and every day they ignore her. Her most recent tweet to Britney Spears is just an example. Hell, even her own girlfriend doesn't respond to her. Just yesterday Samantha Ronson posted a link to a song and then Lindsay replied to it as though it was meant for her. Scroll through the accounts of ...

Britney’s Kids Swear, She Doesn’t Give a Fuck

Britney Spears According to Gatecrasher, Brit's kids have little potty mouths.  Last week, while Brit was stocking up on a bunch of free stuff at an L.A. swag event, the charming little tots Sean and Jayden kept yelling, "Oh shit!"  And you know, the way it's being reported, Britney didn't address or even acknowledge their behavior, but people who have toddlers already know this:  Those kids could have been saying anything.  They could have been saying "Open it!" or very possibly "Want grits!" or "Daddy's fat!"   The media is...

Lohan Publicly Shames Ronson Once Again

Lohan and Ronson Lindsay Lohan, the world's slowest learner of lessons, hit up an LA eatery with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson in what could be interpreted to be an early b-day dinner for the DJ. Unfortunately, after the two sucked down their first round of post meal cigarettes and made their way to their car, Lindsay took it upon herself to give Sam her present early-- a public wrist slap! Per usual the paps were yelling questions at Lohan, most of which she ignored, except when one yelled "No more fight...

Look Who’s Still Biting Herself

Hey, guys!  This is video of the Elle U.K. photo shoot in which $400K worth of jewels disappeared.  You get to see Linds in action -- not stuffing necklaces in her bag, but modeling -- and one thing is evident:  She really likes biting herself. I thought LL would be more interesting on video rather than the photographs that we usually see of her sitting on Sam Ronson's doorstep.  I was wrong. The photographers seemed to think highly of her with the exception of the ridiculous amount of ha...

Breaking News! Lindsay Lohan Sits Next To Someone More Stoned Than She

Lindsay Lohan Remember when Lindsay said she was a workaholic?  Do you think she meant alcoholic?  Oops, sorry -- that was obvious.  What I meant to say was, "Do you think she meant shopaholic?" I need to understand Lindsay Lohan's technique of money management.  She spends her time making milkshakes and scenes yet can afford to shop at the toniest boutiques in Bev Hills.  I must be taught this method of finance immediately. [gallery]...

As Acting Offers Dry Up, Lindsay Enrolls In Job Training Program

90724p1_lohan_b-gr_09 Last night Lindsay showed up at Millions of Milkshakes in L.A.   Perez Hilton was somewhere in the swarm, Twittering that Lindsay actually tipped off the paps that she would be there.  Which, you know, I'm sure that's true, but she looked so shocked by the crowd when she arrived.  I'm starting to think LL does have some acting talent, after all. As the pictures show, the first thing the owner did was slap an apron on Linds who was basically sans bra and in a nightgown.  They went about...

Guess Who Didn’t Totally Suck?

57361391lindsaylohan722200914232pm Two point one million of you crazies watched Lindsay Lohan in Labor Pains on ABC Family last Sunday.  Though two million really isn't a huge crowd, it was the best rated television cable movie (in the female demographic) that ABC Family ran all week.  What does this mean? Let's talk about what it doesn't mean.  It doesn't mean it was a scintillating plot and it doesn't mean that Lindsay Lohan should be preparing her "I never expected this" prime-time Emmy award acceptance speech.  It means that women are catty and women tuned in ...

Relief On So Many Levels

57944059notportiaderossi7212009115554am Where to begin?  First of all, I was really happy and relieved to learn that Samantha Ronson isn't trying to make the moves on my Portia De Rossi.  The photo agency had the pics tagged incorrectly, and Sam was actually out to dinner with Drea De Matteo.  That raccoon tail really should have been the giveaway.  Two blondes with a "De" in their name, and a photographer who can't tell the difference between the two -- and I'm actually surprised by how similar they do look --  is all it takes ...
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