Lindsay has finally explained that fuckfest of a fashion flop, better known as the Ungaro collection that she helped create. As it turns out, she isn't just some directionless "actress" who thought she could throw her name on a label and have it be successful -- actually, that's exactly the case -- she just ran out of time.
That makes sense to me. After all, when you're pressed for time, churning out a collection of sequined and heart-shaped pasties, nipple tassels (though LL claims she didn't know about those ahead of time) and ill...
It's reassuring to see that nothing has changed while I was away. Sure, Lindsay may have finally switched over to her lindsaylohan account name (and I don't blame her for trying to distance herself from that other ID that forever linked her with that DayGlo spray tanner in a can, sevinnyne6126), but other than that, I see she's still sharing her angst with the Twitterverse.
In today's installment of Lindsanity, the actress laments the mutual but impossible love that she shares with Samantha ...
Michael Lohan is busy blabbing to RadarOnline about Lindsay again. Not really surprising since he doesn't really have anything else to discuss. Anyway, in his newest bid to solve all Lindsay's problems -- hey, I thought he was going to work with the LAPD to get LL's stolen jewels back?? -- he's going to stage an intervention.
Now, I don't know too much about interventions, though I did have a couple family members gently suggest that I turn off the CW if Mischa was really upsetting me to such an intense level, but are you...
Lindsay showed up tonight at a Vogue party in Paris, because she's completely and totally stoned a fashion maven. I'm pleased to see her not wearing leggings or flannel, but I'm horrified to see her 15 year old sister Ali "How Can Your Mother Let You Walk Out Of The House Looking Like That?" Lohan looking like a backup dancer that just stepped off a Robert Plante video shoot. I can't even discuss the dude standing behind the two of them. He's obviously the dealer a friend,
The paps are always loo...
Last week, InTouch printed an article suggesting that Lindsay Lohan may have been involved in the home invasion she suffered last month. You know, the one where Michael Lohan was flying to LA to get to the bottom of everything? We never heard from him again, did we? So, here's the picture of the burglar compared with a picture of LL which I don't think proves anything. Anyone can wear a crappy hoodie with crappy hair extensions and touch their head. Anyone can steal $2M in jewels that...
Who needs food when you have coke and fingernails to keep you sustained? Lindsay and her exposed torso were trolling around Manhattan last night because, after all, it is Fashion Week and she is a well-respected designer.
And in case you are still wondering why LL is always doing that stupid pose, the answer is in the gallery.
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Listen up. To all, like, one of you that plead with us here at Evil Beet to respect Lindsay's privacy, I'd like to tell you something that should be painfully obvious: Lindsay wants the tabloid attention; it was her goal.
Linds gave an interview to Access Hollywood in which she talked about her new gig over at Ungaro. She also touched upon the media attention she seems to call and notify of her impending arrival garner everywhere she goes. "Everyone goes through tough times and the ...
Uh-oh, guys. It looks like Lindsay's Twitter account was hacked again! And when I say "hacked" what I really mean is "not hacked."
I don't do cocaine I'm not fluent in Lindsay-speak, but I think it's clear that she was Tweeting and Sam was replying via text. Listen, I don't know what the fuck these messages mean. Obviously, Sam has been saying Lindsay is "gross" which is the best news I've heard all day.
I do know that I'll be using the word "substanisan" -- I've decided that it can be defined ...
There was talk at the beginning of the summer that Lindsay Lohan was in talks with design house Emmanuel Ungaro to come on as an artistic consultant. Well the head designer who was having kittens over the prospect is out -- and Linds is in.
After the July departure of Esteban Cortazar, the top guy at Ungaro who vehemently opposed Lohan joining the team, the company brought on relative unknown Estrella Archs to team up with relative too-known Lindsay Lohan. The goal is catch the eye and wallet of...
I'd like to apologize to all the Lindsay Lohan lovers out there for not reporting this sooner; clearly I've been lax. Saturday night Linds went to Crown Bar which, let's face it, isn't exactly breaking news. Here's the problem: Somehow, she managed to smuggle her 15-year-old sister into the club. A club owner posing as a witness in hopes that he doesn't lose his liquor license witness offered this account: "They stayed at the club for an hour. They were with a couple of friends. They were both happy and bubbly. Ali drank water and Lindsay drank red bull [sic] . They hung out at their table while dancing to the beats….I guess Samantha wasn’t invited. They left at 1am."
Obviously the witness can't discern the difference between water and, say, vodka?
Those Lohan parents just never learn, do they?...
It's not like Lindsay Lohan is ever home -- she spends her nights weeping on the front step of Samantha Ronson's home -- but it hasn't stopped a trail of unsavory traffic from breaking into her home. The neighbors want Lohan out. “The truth is that this is a very quiet neighborhood and there have been no break-ins apart from at Lindsay Lohan’s house. Since she moved in last November it has been a nightmare with all the paparazzi parking in our driveways waiting for her. This is a really n...
Kelly told us this weekend about how Lindsay Lohan's house had been burgled ... again. Well, stalker Daddy Lohan is inserting himself into the situation getting involved.
"I am coming into town to work with private investigators in order to gather evidence which will be turned over to LAPD and the detectives assigned to the case," Lohan told E! News.
"This time, these evildoers will be caught."
And with Papa Lohan on the case, no one seems to have higher hopes for swift justice than, well, Papa Lohan himself, who apparently is both mad as ...