"Oh my God, poor girl. She's Britney Spears all over again. It's happening right before our eyes." When her friend asked if she meant Lindsay Lohan, she answered, "No, she's definitely headed the Britney route. It's worse. Look at those outfits. It's bad."Katy Perry blasts Miley Cyrus in an interview with Life & Style magazine. And though I'm not a huge, huge Miley fan, I'm even less a fan of Katy Perry's (music), so I'm going to go ahead and say "Fuck you, Katy Perry, Miley's going to go the Lindsay route, and don't make me wrestle you over the shit, you fucking strong elephant of a woman, you." />"Oh my God, poor girl. She's Britney Spears all over again. It's happening right before our eyes." When her friend asked if she meant Lindsay Lohan, she answered, "No, she's definitely headed the Britney route. It's worse. Look at those outfits. It's bad." Katy Perry blasts Miley Cyrus in an interview with Life & Style magazine. And though I'm not a huge, huge Miley fan, I'm even less a fan of Katy Perry's (music), so I'm going to go ahead and say "Fuck you, Katy Perry, Miley's going to go the...
But come on. Who wouldn't cry if they were told to not pass
blow go, not collect $200, and go directly (OK, in a couple weeks, anyway) to jail?
We have an exclusive video of Lindsay's plea to judge Marsha Revel, but as you're all aware, it was rendered fruitless.
I'm definitely with Beet on this one; I love Lindsay. I want nothing more for her than to do this jail thing, serve even the majority of the time, and come out to kick ass in fixing her life. I want a Mean Girls redux, another "album," and more (sober) wacked-out family drama involving America's Favorite Asshat, Michael Lohan. I want the real Linds to re-emerge after the dust settles. I want her to leave her fragile, broken shell of an existence in the antiseptic prison cells that she'll call "home" for a period of time, and I want her never to turn back.
This is it, Lindsay. This is finally your chance to straighten the fuck up. I'm not gonna lie -- I'm rather amused by the photos and coverage that your ass is getting, because drama is so delish, but hey. The only one who's going to fix this for you is you. Jail kind of did wonders for Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, so once again, follow others' footsteps. This time it might actually do you some good.
I'll pulling for you too, girl, so don't be crazy in between now and July 20th. Check on into LA's famed hoosegow, and let its lime green walls soothe your broken spirit.
I know that you were thinking that Michael Lohan is the biggest piece of shit ever to father an untalented actress/director/fashion designer/singer, but you haven't been given all the evidence yet.
I know that you were thinking that Michael Lohan is the biggest piece of shit ever to father an untalented actress/director/fashion designer/singer, but you haven't been given all the evidence yet.
Last night, Beet told us about the tapes Daddy Lohan released of a crying Lindsay. It's just such personal stuff, and you wonder how a parent can expose such material just to prove his "rightness." Wonder no more; he isn't finished. In today's installment of "Michael Douchan is Telling the Truth", he has released tap...
Alexis Neiers, one of the young woman associated with the Burglar Bunch, was sentenced to 180 days in prison this morning after pleading "no contest". She also will be on probation for the next three years. Today's case was specifically linked to the burglary of actor Orlando Bloom's home, where Alexis and her friends ripped off over $600,000 worth of merchandise.
Thankfully Alexis is being held accountable for her actions. Immediately after the story of several Valley teens breaking into celebrity homes to steal their clothing in accessories brok...
Oh, Lindsay. Stupid, stupid little powder nose Lindsay. When will you learn? You really just aren't relevant enough anymore to be acting like an A-lister. Hell, another six months and you'll be lucky to get a guest spot on celebrity Extreme Home Makeover. (Linds, stop huffing the house paint!)
We all know that LL has a penchant for taking things that aren't hers. Jewels and fur coats and people's hard-earned sobriety all disappear in the wake of Lindsay. On November 6th, the "actr...
I'm just going to stop talking about the Lohan battle of the written word after today, because they have definitely entered Gosselin territory. Michael Lohan released random, recorded phone call tapes to Radar Online and RO has deftly crafted a major "Exclusive Breaking News" type of story out of them. Every. Day.
If you've been smart enough to avoid all the updates, let me get you up to speed. Michael wants Linds in rehab. Linds doesn't want to go. Dina tried to get Linds to ...
"I am going to go to court to get a legal conservatorship to get Lindsay into rehab and finally get her off all the prescription meds. [Wife] Dinais going to sit down with me and the lawyers and make things right for Lindsay. She is taking Adderol, Xanax, Paxil. She's a beautiful girl but she looks 100 years old."
Michael Lohan-- we should really start a "Guess Who Said It?" feature here at EB. Even if I deleted the names, would there have been any question who said this? -- continuing t...
Lindsay Lohan and Paula Abdul were canoodling last night at Richard Branson's Rock the Kasbah party -- oh who even cares where they were? -- and seemed quite chatty. Can you even imagine what a conversation between these two would sound like?
LL: Hi, Paula. I'm a really big fan. I hope to attain your level of tolerance celebrity one day.
PA: Linds! Rock on! You just *unintelligible slur* need to believe in yourself. Don't ever forget that!
LL: I know. I'm working too ...
Linds and Donatella Versace cuddled at the Whitney Museum gala last night in New York City. Donatella is a walking, talking representation of a more mature Lindsay. All LL needs to do is stare into the unmoving face of Donatella to see her own fate as it will occur in about three years. Neutral dress? Check. Scarecrow hair? Check. Paralyzed facial muscles? Check. Long-standing love of coke? Check. Huge career in fashion? Eh, maybe not.
More pics in the gallery of t...
Lindsay's parents continue to thrust and parry at one another (all through the media, natch!) while their daughter continues her decline. The newest in the endless volumes of Lohan-gate surround Dina. In response to Michael's threat to stage an intervention for LL, Dina responded in a People interview:
Dina lashed back Saturday, telling PEOPLE: "Michael Lohan needs to focus on being a parent, paying child support, of which he is six months behind, and making up for all the years he was an abse...
As I mentioned earlier, Linds had a court appearance scheduled today so she could explain why she has missed a bunch of her substance abuse classes and counseling sessions. Uh, helllllllllo your Honor? LL can't be expected to deal with her addiction. She is far too busy crying on Sam Ron's doorstep and sewing all those little sequins onto Ungaro's pasties to deal with court-ordered actions.
This will be no shocker, but the judge gave Lohan another year of probation so that she'll hav...
LL will be in court today. She's still on probation from her DUIs and coke charges if you can fathom it. She still manages to be a train wreck both domestically and abroad, but she's on probation (after she spent that harrowing 84 minutes in jail). Ah, celebrity privilege.
Anyway, the judge is checking up on her compliance with probation terms surrounding her required substance abuse program. Lohan is in a program? Unless it's called "The Art of Prescription Pills" I find that hard...