Last week, you might recall that Lindsay Lohan was tragically parading around at that press conference for the Gotti: Three Generations movie because she thought she was going to play Victoria up there. Yeah, you might recall we had our doubts about the legitimacy of that, and it turns out that, as usual, we were right.
From People:
"We are not talking any further about Lindsay playing Victoria," says Marc Fiore, producer ofGotti: Three Generations. "She is no longer being considered. The talks have stopped. We are ...
Easter is this Sunday, which means that Good Friday is this week, which means that devout Catholic Lindsay Lohan can't possibly attend her preliminary hearing. It looks like this scheme will work: Lindsay's lawyer just has to file a formal motion to postpone the hearing, Lindsay shows up real quick on Friday so they can officially let her get away with her nonsense, and then the preliminary hearing will take place sometime next month. Adorable.
By the way, does it make me a horrible person ...
You guys seemed to enjoy the last time we played "Marry, Kill, Fuck," so I decided it's high time for round two. This time, the theme is "Evil Beet Sweethearts." You know, there are a few certain ladies that we especially love around here, and those are the ladies I want to focus on. Like if we were putting together an Evil Beet calendar, you'd definitely expect to see that hot ass picture above for August of whatever, wouldn't you? Yeah, you keep that sexy image in mind while you che...
I'm just joshin' with that headline. Of course Lindsay Lohan didn't have a great Sunday, she probably hasn't had a great Sunday since 2004. She had a horrible Sunday, arguably the most horrible Sunday one can imagine. What happened to her, you might be wondering. And the answer to that is that Michael Lohan happened to her. Scary, right?
What happened was Lindsay was just hanging out in her home yesterday, being just so sober and responsible when ol' Crazy Lohan, Sr. tried to break...
Let me tell you, there's nothing I enjoy like a good old-fashioned feud. Ain't nothin' better to get that blood pumpin'. And a feud between Lindsay Lohan and Betty White? Forget it.
So here's what happened. It all started when Betty told The Daily Mail the following:
"They party too much, don’t learn their lines, are unprofessional and they grumble about everything. I think they are terribly ungrateful. I cannot stand the people who get wonderful starts in show business, and who abuse it. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, ...
Lindsay Lohan may just get the big comeback she's been hoping for thanks to her family friend, Victoria Gotti. Supposedly the mob boss's daughter (who you may remember had that reality show a few years back) has insisted that Lindsay play her in the upcoming movie about her family's life, but not necessarily because of Lindsay's talent.
According to TMZ, Lindsay is on her way to beating out both Blake Lively and Sienna Miller for the role because Victoria is a Lohan family friend who often ...
TMZ has obtained and released the audio from the 911 phone call Lindsay Lohan made this winter while in rehab at the Betty Ford Center and surprisingly, it's convinced me that she's less guilty here than I originally suspected.
When you listen to the audio (click through, it's not embeddable) you'll hear that a distraught sounding Lindsay got in touch with the sheriff's office, and said that there was a woman in her home that was making her uncomfortable. The woman in question, Betty Ford's...
This is the second day in a row that Lindsay's been photographed looking beyond trashed. Girlfriend's trial is going to go so good.
But for real, these are pictures of Lindsay outside a bar in New York last night. And I don't want to pass that much judgement because I'm tired of it, I just want to point out that we've all either been or seen That Girl hang out on the dirty ass sidewalk, taking a break because walking is just too hard. We've all been in the position where no matter how hard we try, standin...
Lindsay Lohan headed out to breakfast with a friend yesterday morning and her look was a little more "Native American inspired" than usual. If the girl was still drinking, I'd chalk her brunching wardrobe up to a hangover and no access to a mirror, but considering this is a supposedly clean and sober Lindsay, I can't imagine what her excuse for this ensemble and concealer-free face is.
Are you digging Lindsay's braids, or are you thinking that she looks like she just stumbled out of Juniper Creek and in to the West Village?
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Wow, that was way more cryptic than I meant it to be. Really, all I meant was "say goodbye to the Lohans because they're all dropping the Lohan family name due to the fact that Michael Lohan is a horrible human being and no one, not even his family, wants to be associated with him anymore," but that wasn't nearly as pithy.
But anyway, remember when Michael Jr. changed his last name to Cameron? He apparently inspired his mother and sisters to leave the Lohan name behind as well. Dina an...
I know, it's disappointing, isn't it? She was so close to making the right decision by taking the deal in her latest courtroom drama and serving a few months in jail, which would probably mean 19 days due to overcrowding, which would then mean that by summer at the very very latest, she could be back on the streets, doin' it up the only way she knows how. But no:
"Ms. Lohan has maintained her innocence from the moment this case was filed and she has never wavered," her attorney, Shawn Holley, said in a statement to E! News. "Though many advised her to follow th...
Sources close to Lindsay Lohan say the actress is finally realizing that leaving her fate in the hands of a jury may not be the best idea, and is considering the three-month plea deal she was offered, knowing that she would probably only serve 19 days of that sentence.
When originally offered the plea deal, Lindsay turned up her nose at it saying that she wasn't going to cop to anything she didn't do and would go to trial if she had to. Of course you can only imagine what kind of sentence ...