Oh, Lindsay, bless your heart. This isn't going to happen, honey. We're not going to put you in the same class as Marilyn Monroe, we're just not. I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you need to stop, sweetie, because you're just starting to look ridiculous.
Guys, you remember last month when I showed you an excerpt from the forward Lindsay wrote for that new book about Marilyn? Well, we have the whole thing now, and, well ... Lindsay's just as deluded as ever, let's just say tha...
I know, that's a hard one, huh? It could be any of the douchebags we gossip about over here, it really could. There's Chris Brown with his knee-lickin' tendencies, it could be LeAnn Rimes with her awful bikini parade and her apparent inability to digest solids. There are dozens of possibilities, but Parade could only award one celebrity with this illustrious title.
So who is the most annoying celebrity?
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Rumor Fix went and got these pictures from Dina Lohan's 49th birthday party, and ... well, I'll go ahead and let you guys decide what's what. I'll just let you know that that's Dina on the left, Lindsay in the middle, and 15-year-old Cody, the littlest Lohan, on the right.
I was going to put a list of feelings that I got from this photo here, but I just can't. There's disgust and embarrassment and sympathy for poor Cody, but there's also the Chinese food from last night threatening to mak...
“Marilyn was the beautiful bad girl in that tight, rose-colored dress. The character she played was strong and taking control, which I unconsciously knew at that young age [12] was a necessary quality for a woman. I can understand the photographer Bernard of Hollywood’s [Bruno Bernard] statement, 'it took a superhuman effort to be Marilyn.’ I identify.
“People in their mind have created who I am and act as if there is no real person inside of me. Just like Marilyn. Marilyn never wanted to...
Ok, before you start being like "oh, this bitch," let me just remind/tell you that Kim requested that all her wedding guests come dressed in black or white, so she's not being That Girl who shows up to your wedding in some budget bridal mess. Or, well, if she is, she's at least sticking to the theme.
Regardless of how cheap the dress looks (it does look cheap, right, that's not just me?), isn't it inappropriate to have your basoomas hanging out like that at your pal's wedding? I'm just assu...
I don't listen to hip-hop, like, at all - I just learned yesterday that a rapper named Pitbull existed. But it turns out that he does exist, and it turns out that he has this song called "Give Me Everything," and that song mentions our favorite girl, Lindsay Lohan. Here are the lyrics:
Hustlers move aside, so I'm tiptoein', to keep flowin'
I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.
Oh, hell no. No he did not. Is he even aware of what Lindsay's been through? Does he even know how hard it was f...
Trust me, I know how much you love that picture of Lindsay. And believe you me, I'm going to do anything in my power to use this picture as much as possible. For you.
It's been a minute since we've heard about a good Lindsay Lohan debacle, so let's just kick back and let Radar tell us a cozy little tale, shall we?
The troubled starlet began her night at Chateau Marmont, and then headed over to Palihouse hotel where her friend, aspiring actor/writer Michael Donegar hosted a party to celebrate his 25th birthday.
She ended the night crying, screaming and "b...
To be perfectly honest, all I want to talk about is Lindsay's dumb ol' dress. I just want to be catty about fashion, I don't want to go on and on about how yeah, Lindsay might really go to jail soon, because it's exhausting and it's never going to happen and it's ridiculous. But hey, I'm nothing if not dedicated.
Here's a quick rundown: Lindsay had herself a little checkup at court today to make sure she's doing ok. Newsflash: she's not. She was supposed to get some counseling because, um...
Remember last month when Lindsay was doing some kind of "important photo shoot" with some Miami-based magazine that was going to help her resurrect her star? Well it apparently didn't happen. Because a rep for the agency, according to Radar Online, has come forward to tell us all of the juicy tidbits of what it's like during a candid day in the life of Lindsay Lohan - and it's not pretty.
On children being more mature than Lindsay:
"In the chauffeured Lincoln Navigator, it was all about puffing ...
This is what Lindsay Lohan wore out to a restaurant last night, and I refuse to believe that she's not on something. This is just not an ensemble that a completely sober person would put together, I'm sorry. And I'm not even saying "she's a crackhead!" or "she's totally wasted!", maybe she just hasn't gotten a lot of sleep lately, but I guarantee you that something is altering her mind, specifically the part of the mind that knows how to not look like a damn fool.
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Images courtesy of IDLYITW
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Do you have a serious Case of the Mondays? I've got the cure!
So put on your filthmongering caps and fire up your collective imagination! Here comes a fresh crop of Blind Items!
The National Enquirer asks:
Which iconic sci-fi sex symbol with a history of bad relationships has gone lesbian? The once red-hot actress's life is usually an open book, so it’s no wonder she’s telling friends that she’s ready to come out!
Tee hee. I have my suspicions, but I'll leave it in the comments with the rest of ...
Oh, Lindsay, bless your heart. This isn't going to happen, honey. We're not going to put you in the same class as Marilyn Monroe, we're just not. I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you need to stop, sweetie, because you're just starting to look ridiculous.
Guys, you remember last month when I showed you an excerpt from the forward Lindsay wrote for that new book about Marilyn? Well, we have the whole thing now, and, well ... Lindsay's just as deluded as ever, let's just say tha...
I know, that's a hard one, huh? It could be any of the douchebags we gossip about over here, it really could. There's Chris Brown with his knee-lickin' tendencies, it could be LeAnn Rimes with her awful bikini parade and her apparent inability to digest solids. There are dozens of possibilities, but Parade could only award one celebrity with this illustrious title.
So who is the most annoying celebrity?
Read More...
Rumor Fix went and got these pictures from Dina Lohan's 49th birthday party, and ... well, I'll go ahead and let you guys decide what's what. I'll just let you know that that's Dina on the left, Lindsay in the middle, and 15-year-old Cody, the littlest Lohan, on the right.
I was going to put a list of feelings that I got from this photo here, but I just can't. There's disgust and embarrassment and sympathy for poor Cody, but there's also the Chinese food from last night threatening to mak...
“Marilyn was the beautiful bad girl in that tight, rose-colored dress. The character she played was strong and taking control, which I unconsciously knew at that young age [12] was a necessary quality for a woman. I can understand the photographer Bernard of Hollywood’s [Bruno Bernard] statement, 'it took a superhuman effort to be Marilyn.’ I identify.
“People in their mind have created who I am and act as if there is no real person inside of me. Just like Marilyn. Marilyn never wanted to...
Ok, before you start being like "oh, this bitch," let me just remind/tell you that Kim requested that all her wedding guests come dressed in black or white, so she's not being That Girl who shows up to your wedding in some budget bridal mess. Or, well, if she is, she's at least sticking to the theme.
Regardless of how cheap the dress looks (it does look cheap, right, that's not just me?), isn't it inappropriate to have your basoomas hanging out like that at your pal's wedding? I'm just assu...
I don't listen to hip-hop, like, at all - I just learned yesterday that a rapper named Pitbull existed. But it turns out that he does exist, and it turns out that he has this song called "Give Me Everything," and that song mentions our favorite girl, Lindsay Lohan. Here are the lyrics:
Hustlers move aside, so I'm tiptoein', to keep flowin'
I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.
Oh, hell no. No he did not. Is he even aware of what Lindsay's been through? Does he even know how hard it was f...
Trust me, I know how much you love that picture of Lindsay. And believe you me, I'm going to do anything in my power to use this picture as much as possible. For you.
It's been a minute since we've heard about a good Lindsay Lohan debacle, so let's just kick back and let Radar tell us a cozy little tale, shall we?
The troubled starlet began her night at Chateau Marmont, and then headed over to Palihouse hotel where her friend, aspiring actor/writer Michael Donegar hosted a party to celebrate his 25th birthday.
She ended the night crying, screaming and "b...
To be perfectly honest, all I want to talk about is Lindsay's dumb ol' dress. I just want to be catty about fashion, I don't want to go on and on about how yeah, Lindsay might really go to jail soon, because it's exhausting and it's never going to happen and it's ridiculous. But hey, I'm nothing if not dedicated.
Here's a quick rundown: Lindsay had herself a little checkup at court today to make sure she's doing ok. Newsflash: she's not. She was supposed to get some counseling because, um...
Remember last month when Lindsay was doing some kind of "important photo shoot" with some Miami-based magazine that was going to help her resurrect her star? Well it apparently didn't happen. Because a rep for the agency, according to Radar Online, has come forward to tell us all of the juicy tidbits of what it's like during a candid day in the life of Lindsay Lohan - and it's not pretty.
On children being more mature than Lindsay:
"In the chauffeured Lincoln Navigator, it was all about puffing ...
This is what Lindsay Lohan wore out to a restaurant last night, and I refuse to believe that she's not on something. This is just not an ensemble that a completely sober person would put together, I'm sorry. And I'm not even saying "she's a crackhead!" or "she's totally wasted!", maybe she just hasn't gotten a lot of sleep lately, but I guarantee you that something is altering her mind, specifically the part of the mind that knows how to not look like a damn fool.
{democracy:228}
Images courtesy of IDLYITW
[gallery columns="4"]...
Do you have a serious Case of the Mondays? I've got the cure!
So put on your filthmongering caps and fire up your collective imagination! Here comes a fresh crop of Blind Items!
The National Enquirer asks:
Which iconic sci-fi sex symbol with a history of bad relationships has gone lesbian? The once red-hot actress's life is usually an open book, so it’s no wonder she’s telling friends that she’s ready to come out!
Tee hee. I have my suspicions, but I'll leave it in the comments with the rest of ...