After Lindsay reported her purse missing---and this was a $5000 Chanel, you guys, containing $10,000 cash---police looked for the bag, couldn't find it, and left.
Then everybody at the house party stayed until the sun came up (hmmmmm), 'searching' for that all-important handbag.
Here is what happened next, according to TMZ: Lindsay's friend noticed a "suspicious-looking local" sneaking around, and the friend asked the man about the missing handbag. The man feigned no knowledge of a Chan...
I just don't know about Lindsay anymore, you guys. At this point, if anyone in the world told me anything at all about her, I would believe it. Lindsay Lohan is crushing and snorting moon rocks? Sure. Lindsay Lohan bathes in blood from the morgue to keep her skin looking youthful? Well, she might want to try something else. Lindsay Lohan kept a diary in which she admitted that Heath Ledger was the love of her life? Oh, Lindsay:
“Today Heath died,” Lindsay wrote with a pink pen on January 22, 2008. “I’m in love with him…. He was the love of my life. He taught me so ...
The correct answer is "everyone." Everyone would absolutely love to be able to see what Lindsay Lohan does with her day. Just think of it: we could see her getting attacked by her meth bugs, we could see how she does her makeup ... and that's just the beginning! We could get a glimpse into what truly goes into being Lindsay Lohan, and who wouldn't want that?
Luckily for us, our wildest dreams might come true, because a charming little reality program called Celebrity Big Brother, which f...
Oh man, you guys, I love a good prank. When I was little, my brother and I would go in our sister's room and lock the door and do things like call boys she liked and actually tell them she liked them, and sometimes we would even put glue on our hands and then dry it with her hair dryer so we could peel it off quick (did anyone else ever do that?) and we would leave the dried glue on her floor! We were SO FUNNY.
Luckily, Lindsay Lohan's co-workers down at the morgue also have a mischievous s...
I'll give you a hint: there's no doubt in my mind that Lindsay lost her deluded, meth-filled little mind when she found out, even though it's not the "Kate Moss inspired fashion story" that this psycho originally wanted to do. Another hint? This photo shoot is going to do nothing to help a certain morbid obsession Lindsay has with this subject matter.
Give up? It's meth! She'll be spreading her legs in a meth lab, and oh, the places those chemicals will go ...
Oh, guys, kidding! It's a Marilyn Monroe ...
Well, four and a half hours. That makes it better, right? That instead of the mere minutes we were told Lindsay would spend behind bars, she got a few hours? That's satisfying, huh?
No. No, it really isn't.
There's no word yet on if Lindsay's Sunday Evening Jailhouse Romp, which lasted from 8:48 PM to 1:30 AM, yielded another magnificent mug shot, but we'll keep our eyes peeled. We always do!...
I know, I know, it's a lot to take in. Feel free to give yourself a moment to breathe ...
BUT DOESN'T LINDSAY LOHAN ACTUALLY LOOK GOOD FOR ONCE?! I've gotten so used to the awful makeup and the plastic surgery and the meth that I forgot that she used to be a looker. But that's all about to change with these gorgeous photos! Sure, she has on a horrendous outfit and her eyes look kind of dead and her lips look way too inflated and damn it. She's still a mess, isn't she?
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If you'll remember, last week Dina Lohan reported that Lindsay's Playboy shoot "went well." That was nice to hear, it was encouraging and all, but you'd think that a good mom would be a little more descriptive about how her daughter's first big foray into pornography is going. And friends, we all know that Dina Lohan does not disappoint in the "good mother" category, and so, without further adieu, here's Dina's Playboy update:
"It was an opportunity for her and she's done thousands and thousands of covers, so this was just something…she's 25 now. It was just something...
First of all, I love this story. Second of all, I love that ABC is covering it just as stoically as ABC can ("Lindsay Lohan to Pose for Playboy Before Prison"). Third, I love that ABC has attempted to catalogue this "news" under "Celebrity Law." Gossip is a slippery slope, ABC! You try to cover Lindsay Lohan's legal woes and, next thing you know, you're posting news articles about pornography. Sorry, ABC! That's just how the cookie crumbles.
Radar reports that, in addition to getting slapped with ...
It's always a great day for America when Lindsay Lohan goes to jail. You get this warm fuzzy feeling of justice being served. It's almost better than Christmas morning! But then something like this happens, and everything goes to hell.
But let's rewind.
Today, Lindsay got sentenced to 30 days in jail for that time she violated her probation. The judge gave Lindsay a schedule for her probation because she obviously can't figure it out for herself, and the deal is that if Lindsay doesn'...
About time, am I right? All it took was her father and the rest of the world to comment on her dental situation, and possibly a little cash flow from the generous folks at Playboy, and Lindsay got that situation under control. It's actually kind of admirable, isn't it?
The funny thing, because there's always a funny/delusional part to any Lohan story, is that when she posted this picture on her Twitter, she claimed that she'd only had her teeth whitened. Because everybody knows that a simple round of whitening c...
Because who wouldn't love to see this busted bitch do a nudey mag?!
In a tragic but pretty much inevitable step in the sad saga of Lindsay Lohan, the fallen star has agreed to do a photo shoot for Playboy magazine. She won't be wearing clothes, and she'll likely get the cover. At this point, Lindsay's rep is giving the whole "I can neither confirm or deny at this time" routine. That's basically all we know at this point. Oh, and she'll be getting paid close to a million dollars for t...
After Lindsay reported her purse missing---and this was a $5000 Chanel, you guys, containing $10,000 cash---police looked for the bag, couldn't find it, and left.
Then everybody at the house party stayed until the sun came up (hmmmmm), 'searching' for that all-important handbag.
Here is what happened next, according to TMZ: Lindsay's friend noticed a "suspicious-looking local" sneaking around, and the friend asked the man about the missing handbag. The man feigned no knowledge of a Chan...
I just don't know about Lindsay anymore, you guys. At this point, if anyone in the world told me anything at all about her, I would believe it. Lindsay Lohan is crushing and snorting moon rocks? Sure. Lindsay Lohan bathes in blood from the morgue to keep her skin looking youthful? Well, she might want to try something else. Lindsay Lohan kept a diary in which she admitted that Heath Ledger was the love of her life? Oh, Lindsay:
“Today Heath died,” Lindsay wrote with a pink pen on January 22, 2008. “I’m in love with him…. He was the love of my life. He taught me so ...
Oh man, you guys, I love a good prank. When I was little, my brother and I would go in our sister's room and lock the door and do things like call boys she liked and actually tell them she liked them, and sometimes we would even put glue on our hands and then dry it with her hair dryer so we could peel it off quick (did anyone else ever do that?) and we would leave the dried glue on her floor! We were SO FUNNY.
Luckily, Lindsay Lohan's co-workers down at the morgue also have a mischievous s...
I'll give you a hint: there's no doubt in my mind that Lindsay lost her deluded, meth-filled little mind when she found out, even though it's not the "Kate Moss inspired fashion story" that this psycho originally wanted to do. Another hint? This photo shoot is going to do nothing to help a certain morbid obsession Lindsay has with this subject matter.
Give up? It's meth! She'll be spreading her legs in a meth lab, and oh, the places those chemicals will go ...
Oh, guys, kidding! It's a Marilyn Monroe ...
Well, four and a half hours. That makes it better, right? That instead of the mere minutes we were told Lindsay would spend behind bars, she got a few hours? That's satisfying, huh?
No. No, it really isn't.
There's no word yet on if Lindsay's Sunday Evening Jailhouse Romp, which lasted from 8:48 PM to 1:30 AM, yielded another magnificent mug shot, but we'll keep our eyes peeled. We always do!...
I know, I know, it's a lot to take in. Feel free to give yourself a moment to breathe ...
BUT DOESN'T LINDSAY LOHAN ACTUALLY LOOK GOOD FOR ONCE?! I've gotten so used to the awful makeup and the plastic surgery and the meth that I forgot that she used to be a looker. But that's all about to change with these gorgeous photos! Sure, she has on a horrendous outfit and her eyes look kind of dead and her lips look way too inflated and damn it. She's still a mess, isn't she?
[gallery columns="5"]...
If you'll remember, last week Dina Lohan reported that Lindsay's Playboy shoot "went well." That was nice to hear, it was encouraging and all, but you'd think that a good mom would be a little more descriptive about how her daughter's first big foray into pornography is going. And friends, we all know that Dina Lohan does not disappoint in the "good mother" category, and so, without further adieu, here's Dina's Playboy update:
"It was an opportunity for her and she's done thousands and thousands of covers, so this was just something…she's 25 now. It was just something...
First of all, I love this story. Second of all, I love that ABC is covering it just as stoically as ABC can ("Lindsay Lohan to Pose for Playboy Before Prison"). Third, I love that ABC has attempted to catalogue this "news" under "Celebrity Law." Gossip is a slippery slope, ABC! You try to cover Lindsay Lohan's legal woes and, next thing you know, you're posting news articles about pornography. Sorry, ABC! That's just how the cookie crumbles.
Radar reports that, in addition to getting slapped with ...
It's always a great day for America when Lindsay Lohan goes to jail. You get this warm fuzzy feeling of justice being served. It's almost better than Christmas morning! But then something like this happens, and everything goes to hell.
But let's rewind.
Today, Lindsay got sentenced to 30 days in jail for that time she violated her probation. The judge gave Lindsay a schedule for her probation because she obviously can't figure it out for herself, and the deal is that if Lindsay doesn'...
About time, am I right? All it took was her father and the rest of the world to comment on her dental situation, and possibly a little cash flow from the generous folks at Playboy, and Lindsay got that situation under control. It's actually kind of admirable, isn't it?
The funny thing, because there's always a funny/delusional part to any Lohan story, is that when she posted this picture on her Twitter, she claimed that she'd only had her teeth whitened. Because everybody knows that a simple round of whitening c...
Because who wouldn't love to see this busted bitch do a nudey mag?!
In a tragic but pretty much inevitable step in the sad saga of Lindsay Lohan, the fallen star has agreed to do a photo shoot for Playboy magazine. She won't be wearing clothes, and she'll likely get the cover. At this point, Lindsay's rep is giving the whole "I can neither confirm or deny at this time" routine. That's basically all we know at this point. Oh, and she'll be getting paid close to a million dollars for t...