These past few weeks, ever since Amanda Bynes got that DUI and then kept right on partying, people have been comparing her with Lindsay Lohan. I definitely see it: they were both promising child actors with a great future ahead of them, they both excelled with comedy, then at some point they both started drinking too much, got DUIs, got a "party girl" reputation, spun webs of crack lies, and through it all, they kept right on getting trashed at the Chateau Marmont. Those are a whole lot of...
Because of her face. Yes, Lindsay Lohan could lose the chance to star in Lifetime's Elizabeth Taylor biopic, the movie that's supposed to be a big part of her comeback, all because of her face, or more specifically, the parts of her face that aren't real.
From OK! magazine via Celebitchy:
Lindsay Lohan has a plum role waiting for in Lifetime’s Liz & Dick… but in her desperation to look the part of one of the 20th century’s great beauty icons, Lindsay submitted to cosmetic procedure...
What is the "it" that Lindsay Lohan did exactly? So many things! She got off probation! She managed to wear a decent outfit to court! She got chastised by Dr. Drew! There's a lot to talk about, but let's just go in order, all right?
First, here's some of what Lindsay's judge had to say to her in their last courtroom meeting ever (hopefully):
"She did it," Judge Stephanie Sautner said at the start of the lightning-quick hearing.
"Ms. Lohan has done everything she was ordered to do.....
And since it's such a big day for Lindsay, I decided to use my very favorite photo of her to celebrate. I know you missed it!
But what's the big occasion, you might ask. Well, I'll tell you. Today's the day that Lindsay will go to court, and she's all set to be done with probation! You guys, this is the first time she'll be off probation in four years. Just think of all the shit she's pulled in the past four years while she was on probation. Can you imagine what a hellion she'll be when...
You know, we can say whatever we want about Lindsay Lohan (and we do), but it's getting pretty hard to deny that this girl is getting her life back on track. Sarah mentioned it earlier today when she told you all about Lindsay's hook up with Gerard Butler: she's coming back.
She's doing that Lifetime movie about Elizabeth Taylor, and she hosted Saturday Night Live. She's done all sorts of important interviews, and she even went back to her beloved red hair. In two short days, Lindsay will finally be o...
Ok, we've got a little bit of catching up to do, ready? In the past couple of days, there's been this story about Lindsay Lohan paying a porn star named Voodoo to have sex with her. It's a story because Voodoo, who sounds like a super classy dude, did an interview where he said "ask him [Michael Lohan] if he knows about that night I had with his daughter while he was sleeping upstairs." It's gross, it's not entirely unbelievable, but with everything that's been going on with Lindsay lately, ...
After Lindsay Lohan's latest run-in with the law (stop hitting people with your car, Lindsay!), our girl's decided to stop taking chances. She's finally realized that she's unable to step outside of her home without getting into trouble, and so in order to avoid going back to jail, she's decided to just not do that. Yes, Lindsay is "putting herself on house arrest," at least for the rest of the month.
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan is done gambling with her freedom -- after another bout with troublejus...
"This is all a complete lie. Scrape? This is all a complete lie. I've been at community service. Last night, I attempted to wish a friend happy birthday, which I didn't even get to do because I was freaked out by all of the paparazzi. These false accusations are absurd."
Yup. That'd be Lindsay Lohan making an "official statement" to the public that her most recent hit-and-run did not actually happen. You know, despite eyewitnesses and police reports and damage to her car and what not. Nope, Lindsay n...
No joke, Lindsay Lohan actually hit a person with her car while leaving a club last night, and then she drove off. She just left. You're not surprised, are you? No one's surprised.
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan struck someone while driving away from a club, and then fled the scene ... TMZ has learned.
Lindsay was in her new Porsche when she left the Sayers Club in Hollywood at just after midnight Wednesday.
We're told she was driving out of the parking lot when she was blocked by paparazzi and bystanders around the nearby Hookah Lounge.
Lindsay made contact with t...
From Blind Gossip:
She’s not a regular Mom. She’s a cool Mom! When her daughter has a gig, she doesn’t just show up and clap. She parties hard with her daughter’s friends until the wee hours of the morning. And when Mom’s partying, she and her mouth get totally out of control.
On a bender last week – and while her daughter was on the other side of the room – she regaled a large group of people with the most intimate and disgusting details ofher daughter’s sexual conquests....
The whole story is pretty much up there in the headline, but let me just flesh it out a little so we can enjoy it a bit more. Debbie Harry is the frontwoman of Blondie. She's a lady who enjoys fine wigs and Journey covers. She is also 66 years old. Lindsay Lohan on the other hand, is ... well, I'm sure you guys know all there is to know about Lindsay, who is, by the way, 25 years old. Really.
Here's the story of how it happened:
Photographers were camped outside the Mercer Hotel in ...
These past few weeks, ever since Amanda Bynes got that DUI and then kept right on partying, people have been comparing her with Lindsay Lohan. I definitely see it: they were both promising child actors with a great future ahead of them, they both excelled with comedy, then at some point they both started drinking too much, got DUIs, got a "party girl" reputation, spun webs of crack lies, and through it all, they kept right on getting trashed at the Chateau Marmont. Those are a whole lot of...
Because of her face. Yes, Lindsay Lohan could lose the chance to star in Lifetime's Elizabeth Taylor biopic, the movie that's supposed to be a big part of her comeback, all because of her face, or more specifically, the parts of her face that aren't real.
From OK! magazine via Celebitchy:
Lindsay Lohan has a plum role waiting for in Lifetime’s Liz & Dick… but in her desperation to look the part of one of the 20th century’s great beauty icons, Lindsay submitted to cosmetic procedure...
What is the "it" that Lindsay Lohan did exactly? So many things! She got off probation! She managed to wear a decent outfit to court! She got chastised by Dr. Drew! There's a lot to talk about, but let's just go in order, all right?
First, here's some of what Lindsay's judge had to say to her in their last courtroom meeting ever (hopefully):
"She did it," Judge Stephanie Sautner said at the start of the lightning-quick hearing.
"Ms. Lohan has done everything she was ordered to do.....
And since it's such a big day for Lindsay, I decided to use my very favorite photo of her to celebrate. I know you missed it!
But what's the big occasion, you might ask. Well, I'll tell you. Today's the day that Lindsay will go to court, and she's all set to be done with probation! You guys, this is the first time she'll be off probation in four years. Just think of all the shit she's pulled in the past four years while she was on probation. Can you imagine what a hellion she'll be when...
You know, we can say whatever we want about Lindsay Lohan (and we do), but it's getting pretty hard to deny that this girl is getting her life back on track. Sarah mentioned it earlier today when she told you all about Lindsay's hook up with Gerard Butler: she's coming back.
She's doing that Lifetime movie about Elizabeth Taylor, and she hosted Saturday Night Live. She's done all sorts of important interviews, and she even went back to her beloved red hair. In two short days, Lindsay will finally be o...
Ok, we've got a little bit of catching up to do, ready? In the past couple of days, there's been this story about Lindsay Lohan paying a porn star named Voodoo to have sex with her. It's a story because Voodoo, who sounds like a super classy dude, did an interview where he said "ask him [Michael Lohan] if he knows about that night I had with his daughter while he was sleeping upstairs." It's gross, it's not entirely unbelievable, but with everything that's been going on with Lindsay lately, ...
After Lindsay Lohan's latest run-in with the law (stop hitting people with your car, Lindsay!), our girl's decided to stop taking chances. She's finally realized that she's unable to step outside of her home without getting into trouble, and so in order to avoid going back to jail, she's decided to just not do that. Yes, Lindsay is "putting herself on house arrest," at least for the rest of the month.
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan is done gambling with her freedom -- after another bout with troublejus...
"This is all a complete lie. Scrape? This is all a complete lie. I've been at community service. Last night, I attempted to wish a friend happy birthday, which I didn't even get to do because I was freaked out by all of the paparazzi. These false accusations are absurd."
Yup. That'd be Lindsay Lohan making an "official statement" to the public that her most recent hit-and-run did not actually happen. You know, despite eyewitnesses and police reports and damage to her car and what not. Nope, Lindsay n...
No joke, Lindsay Lohan actually hit a person with her car while leaving a club last night, and then she drove off. She just left. You're not surprised, are you? No one's surprised.
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan struck someone while driving away from a club, and then fled the scene ... TMZ has learned.
Lindsay was in her new Porsche when she left the Sayers Club in Hollywood at just after midnight Wednesday.
We're told she was driving out of the parking lot when she was blocked by paparazzi and bystanders around the nearby Hookah Lounge.
Lindsay made contact with t...
From Blind Gossip:
She’s not a regular Mom. She’s a cool Mom! When her daughter has a gig, she doesn’t just show up and clap. She parties hard with her daughter’s friends until the wee hours of the morning. And when Mom’s partying, she and her mouth get totally out of control.
On a bender last week – and while her daughter was on the other side of the room – she regaled a large group of people with the most intimate and disgusting details ofher daughter’s sexual conquests....
The whole story is pretty much up there in the headline, but let me just flesh it out a little so we can enjoy it a bit more. Debbie Harry is the frontwoman of Blondie. She's a lady who enjoys fine wigs and Journey covers. She is also 66 years old. Lindsay Lohan on the other hand, is ... well, I'm sure you guys know all there is to know about Lindsay, who is, by the way, 25 years old. Really.
Here's the story of how it happened:
Photographers were camped outside the Mercer Hotel in ...