Listen, I know I don't have to tell you that Michael Lohan is an asshole of the first degree. He kicks his girlfriends in the crotch and then he makes secret sex tapes with them and tries to sell them without the girlfriend knowing they ever even existed. He'll say anything and everything about his family if it will get him attention. He's just not a great dude.
But Lindsay's SNL hosting gig was particularly bad, so let's just give him the benefit of the doubt and listen to what he has to say about it, all right?
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Lindsay's Lifetime movie has everything going for it. It has a phenomenal leading lady. It's strongly supported by the industry. It even has genius design. Yes, Liz and Dick has all its ducks in a row ... except, of course, for a Dick. There is no Dick in this row. Nope, this row is just full of a bunch of Dickless ducks. These ducks don't have a Dick in sight. Dick.
But wait! Lifetime finally realized that they should probably stop promoting their movie and maybe start working on the casting of the lead roles, a...
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan's finally looking the part -- trying on some crucial Elizabeth Taylor-inspired outfits for her new movie ... and TMZ has obtained pics of the wardrobe action.
Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ, the actress is dead set on nailing Liz Taylor in her upcoming Lifetime movie "Liz and Dick" -- so she's spending countless hours trying to pick out the PERFECT outfits for the role.
We’re told Lindsay has final say on all wardrobe decisions for the film and has been givin...
You guys, it's Mother's Day! Did you call your moms? Moms, did your kids call you? Dudes who have kids with moms, did you tell your ladies "happy Mother's Day"? I just want to make sure you have all your bases covered. I'm just looking out for you here. As someone who has heard a mother's bloodcurdling scream of "NO FLOWERS?!" before, I feel it's my duty.
But since it's such a special day for mothers, I figured we'd take some time to discuss one of the greatest moms in Hollywood, Dina Loha...
Sometimes a bunch of words helps to tell a story. Sometimes an assortment of pictures helps illustrate a point. But sometimes, all you need is a video of two old dudes being awesome and discussing life, love, and the pros and cons of Adele.
I can't decide if my favorite part is when they listen to "Ms. New Booty" or when they mistake Snooki for "nookie" or when they sing "New York, New York" or when they all wave to the passing car, but I know my least favorite part is that neither of these men is my grandfather. />
Sometimes a bunch of words helps to tell a story. Sometimes an assortment of pictures helps illustrate a point. But sometimes, all you need is a video of two old dudes being awesome and discussing life, love, and the pros and cons of Adele.
I can't decide if my favorite part is when they listen to "Ms. New Booty" or when they mistake Snooki for "nookie" or when they sing "New York, New York" or when they all wave to the passing car, but I know my least favorite part is that neither of these men is my grandfather....
Really, she can't. That's what this whole thing is about. Lindsay Lohan has done so many horrible things to her poor lips that they won't even shut. These pictures were taken last night, and that's the first thing I noticed when I saw them. How can she think that those look good? Seriously, check out those pictures where she's trying to close her mouth. It's not a great situation.
Other than that, I think Lindsay looks pretty great (for Lindsay). I actually kind of like her dress, and her...
Poor Lindsay. It just seems like she can't please anyone these days! We tell her to stop getting in trouble, and she stops getting in trouble (for a minute), then we tell her to get a job, and she goes ahead and lands several, but none of them are good enough for anybody! You expect her to show up on time and know her lines and be professional? Maybe you should lower your dumb standards for one minute, did you ever think of that?
Not really, of course. At least not when it comes to Lindsay playing Elizabeth Taylor. You ca...
Remember that time that Lindsay Lohan hit someone with her car? No, not the time that she clipped a baby in a stroller, I'm talking about the time that she hit a dude while she was leaving a club (completely sober, I'm sure). We haven't heard anything about it for a hot minute, but it looks like that was just because the police were trying to figure out how to proceed, if it all. They finally made the decision to hand the case over to the D.A. Awesome.
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan is about to go back to familiar ...
After missing her flight to Washington on Friday afternoon because she "just couldn't pull it together," Lindsay managed to borrow a friend's private jet that night in order to arrive in the capital. And guess what: she made it!
So far, there aren't any stories out there about how Lindsay swigged on a bottle of champagne all night or about how she and Kim Kardashian made out to try and get the president's attention and Kris Jenner started the paperwork to officially adopt Lindsay or about how she ...
Not because anyone rethought the invite or anything. No, Lindsay might not make it to the White House Correspondents' Dinner because bitch missed her flight.
From TMZ:
Some things just never change. Lindsay Lohan was a no-show at LAX for her scheduled 1 PM flight to the nation's capital for the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
We know Lindsay was supposed to be on the flight, along with her lawyer, Shawn Holley. Shawn made the flight, as did another passenger named George Clooney, who wi...
Poor Lindsay. The girl is out there, doing her best, trying to make the whole movie star thing happen again, and people just love to throw them stones. And no, I can't tell if that's sarcasm or not either. See, Lindsay did all this to herself, and she's still doing it to herself, but at the same time, it seems that in her warped, meth-addled brain, she's really trying. And then someone like Rosie O'Donnell, someone that Lindsay thought was on her side, goes and talks some smack about her. That does have to...
Oh my gosh, not really. Lindsay Lohan will never be on Elizabeth Taylor's level. No, what I mean is that Ol' Flop Lip up there has officially landed the role of Elizabeth Taylor in that Lifetime movie.
You can read Lifetime's press release about the movie over at Deadline, but here's my favorite part:
“We are thrilled Lindsay will portray beloved Hollywood legend Elizabeth Taylor,” added Sharenow. “She is one of the rare actresses who possesses the talent, beauty and intrigue to ca...
Listen, I know I don't have to tell you that Michael Lohan is an asshole of the first degree. He kicks his girlfriends in the crotch and then he makes secret sex tapes with them and tries to sell them without the girlfriend knowing they ever even existed. He'll say anything and everything about his family if it will get him attention. He's just not a great dude.
But Lindsay's SNL hosting gig was particularly bad, so let's just give him the benefit of the doubt and listen to what he has to say about it, all right?
...
Lindsay's Lifetime movie has everything going for it. It has a phenomenal leading lady. It's strongly supported by the industry. It even has genius design. Yes, Liz and Dick has all its ducks in a row ... except, of course, for a Dick. There is no Dick in this row. Nope, this row is just full of a bunch of Dickless ducks. These ducks don't have a Dick in sight. Dick.
But wait! Lifetime finally realized that they should probably stop promoting their movie and maybe start working on the casting of the lead roles, a...
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan's finally looking the part -- trying on some crucial Elizabeth Taylor-inspired outfits for her new movie ... and TMZ has obtained pics of the wardrobe action.
Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ, the actress is dead set on nailing Liz Taylor in her upcoming Lifetime movie "Liz and Dick" -- so she's spending countless hours trying to pick out the PERFECT outfits for the role.
We’re told Lindsay has final say on all wardrobe decisions for the film and has been givin...
You guys, it's Mother's Day! Did you call your moms? Moms, did your kids call you? Dudes who have kids with moms, did you tell your ladies "happy Mother's Day"? I just want to make sure you have all your bases covered. I'm just looking out for you here. As someone who has heard a mother's bloodcurdling scream of "NO FLOWERS?!" before, I feel it's my duty.
But since it's such a special day for mothers, I figured we'd take some time to discuss one of the greatest moms in Hollywood, Dina Loha...
Really, she can't. That's what this whole thing is about. Lindsay Lohan has done so many horrible things to her poor lips that they won't even shut. These pictures were taken last night, and that's the first thing I noticed when I saw them. How can she think that those look good? Seriously, check out those pictures where she's trying to close her mouth. It's not a great situation.
Other than that, I think Lindsay looks pretty great (for Lindsay). I actually kind of like her dress, and her...
Poor Lindsay. It just seems like she can't please anyone these days! We tell her to stop getting in trouble, and she stops getting in trouble (for a minute), then we tell her to get a job, and she goes ahead and lands several, but none of them are good enough for anybody! You expect her to show up on time and know her lines and be professional? Maybe you should lower your dumb standards for one minute, did you ever think of that?
Not really, of course. At least not when it comes to Lindsay playing Elizabeth Taylor. You ca...
Remember that time that Lindsay Lohan hit someone with her car? No, not the time that she clipped a baby in a stroller, I'm talking about the time that she hit a dude while she was leaving a club (completely sober, I'm sure). We haven't heard anything about it for a hot minute, but it looks like that was just because the police were trying to figure out how to proceed, if it all. They finally made the decision to hand the case over to the D.A. Awesome.
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan is about to go back to familiar ...
After missing her flight to Washington on Friday afternoon because she "just couldn't pull it together," Lindsay managed to borrow a friend's private jet that night in order to arrive in the capital. And guess what: she made it!
So far, there aren't any stories out there about how Lindsay swigged on a bottle of champagne all night or about how she and Kim Kardashian made out to try and get the president's attention and Kris Jenner started the paperwork to officially adopt Lindsay or about how she ...
Not because anyone rethought the invite or anything. No, Lindsay might not make it to the White House Correspondents' Dinner because bitch missed her flight.
From TMZ:
Some things just never change. Lindsay Lohan was a no-show at LAX for her scheduled 1 PM flight to the nation's capital for the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
We know Lindsay was supposed to be on the flight, along with her lawyer, Shawn Holley. Shawn made the flight, as did another passenger named George Clooney, who wi...
Poor Lindsay. The girl is out there, doing her best, trying to make the whole movie star thing happen again, and people just love to throw them stones. And no, I can't tell if that's sarcasm or not either. See, Lindsay did all this to herself, and she's still doing it to herself, but at the same time, it seems that in her warped, meth-addled brain, she's really trying. And then someone like Rosie O'Donnell, someone that Lindsay thought was on her side, goes and talks some smack about her. That does have to...
Oh my gosh, not really. Lindsay Lohan will never be on Elizabeth Taylor's level. No, what I mean is that Ol' Flop Lip up there has officially landed the role of Elizabeth Taylor in that Lifetime movie.
You can read Lifetime's press release about the movie over at Deadline, but here's my favorite part:
“We are thrilled Lindsay will portray beloved Hollywood legend Elizabeth Taylor,” added Sharenow. “She is one of the rare actresses who possesses the talent, beauty and intrigue to ca...