Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lindsay and Dina’s Fight Was Over Money

A photo of Dina Lohan and Lindsay Lohan From TMZ: Lindsay Lohan was telling the truth when she said her mom was on the verge of losing her house ...and Dina Lohan is not out of the woods yet ... TMZ has learned. According to court docs obtained by TMZ ... JPMorgan Chase Bank filed documents in 2010 to foreclose on Dina's Long Island home because she had fallen behind on payments. Now here's where it gets interesting ...The bank and Dina cut some sort of deal in which mama Lohan agreed to a new payment agreement that would p...

Lindsay And Dina Got into A Fight

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Ok, that headline was kind of lame, but I couldn't come up with a way to tell you everything that just happened in one short line. See, Lindsay Lohan and her wonderful mother, Dina, did get into a fight this morning, but it got physical. Physical enough for someone to call 911, and physical enough for cops to file a domestic incident report. Crazy, right? It started when Lindsay and Dina were at a nightclub in New York (even though Dina never parties with her daughter). They started argui...

Lindsay Lohan Is “In A Bad Place” And It’s All Our Fault

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Don't you just love it when bitches screw up their whole life, and then they look at you and go "why did you let me do that?" Sometimes it's like "ha ha, I'm so dumb, LOL," and it's all good, but sometimes they're really serious, like "no really, you actually ruined my life." I didn't give you gonorrhea, girl. I didn't shove that fistful of Adderall in your mouth. Take a look at your own self. But see, that's what Lindsay Lohan does constantly. She blames everyone else for her problem...

Lindsay Lohan Was Bullied in High School for Being A Movie Star

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Bullying sucks. Obviously, right? When I high school, during my very first leading role in a play, during my very first entrance in the very first performance, the lights went up and some douchebag yelled "yo, is she fat?" Also, I used to get punched and kicked and pinched by some asshole with a rattail in elementary school. It's a tough life, you know? I'd never make fun of someone opening up about the pain they felt over being bullied. But you know what I will make fun of? This st...

Lindsay Lohan: “He Isn’t Going to Get Away with This”

A photo of Lindsay Lohan And when Lindsay says "he isn't going to get away with this," she's talking about the guy who (allegedly) attacked her. I was going to say "obviously," but then I remembered that when it comes to Lindsay, nothing is obvious. Nothing is as it seems. Everything is nothing and Lindsay is on meth. From Page Six: Lindsay Lohan isn’t lying down on this one — the banged-up bombshell is vowing to get her revenge on the congressional aide she accused of choking her at the W Hotel on Park Ave...

Lindsay Lohan Is The Picture Police

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Lindsay's getting paranoid, you guys. Or, well, I guess she was always kind of paranoid, but it's getting serious. That guy that allegedly assaulted her? That whole thing went down because he was taking pictures of Lindsay and she confronted him about it. Kind of weird, right? But it seems that this dude wasn't the first person that Lindsay accused of taking pictures of her. Hence, picture police. From Radar: Be careful using your phone around Lindsay Lohan! The troubled actress was involved in yet another alterc...

Charges Were Dropped Against Lindsay’s Attacker

A photo of Lindsay Lohan This is such a weird story, isn't it? Lindsay confronts a guy for taking pictures of her and then, reasonable reaction, he choked her ... OR DID HE? But before we get to the latest development, we have a few more details of Lindsay's original story. The guy was apparently creeping on Lindsay all night, trying to get close to her at the club she was at and then following her and her friends back to her hotel. Then he followed her in her hotel room - that part's strange, right? How did a strang...

Oh, Also Lindsay Lohan Was Assaulted Last Night

A photo of Lindsay Lohan It just never stops. It never, ever stops with Lindsay Lohan. Not ever. But I'm not about to be the bitch who calls Lindsay a liar if she's actually telling the truth about this, so I'm just going to present the story with minimal comment. From TMZ: Lindsay Lohan called the police early this morning after she claims she was assaulted in her New York City hotel room by a man she had just met ... sources close to LiLO tell TMZ. According to our sources, Lohan told police she met the ...

Lindsay Lohan Is Very, Very Upset with Dr. Phil

A photo of Dina Lohan Yes, this is about Dina Lohan's interview with Dr. Phil. Lindsay is super mad, not because her mother is a hot mess, but because Dr. Phil pointed out that her mother is a hot mess on camera. Here's what Lindsay tweeted yesterday: @DrPhil You should be ashamed of yourself. What kind of man takes advantage of a woman @her most vulnerable state? YOU are the fraud. She's deleted that one, but this one is still up: My last tweet was referencing my amazing, beautiful, talented, strong mother. @dinalohan This is a tough situation, because Dr. Phil is sort of a fraud, but eve...

Lindsay Lohan’s Mom Has Some Advice for Amanda Bynes’ Mom

A photo of Dina Lohan Tough question: who's the bigger mess, Lindsay Lohan or Amanda Bynes? It's a tough call, isn't it? While Lindsay has been a mess for a lot longer, it seems like Amanda is catching up fast. Amanda hasn't spent any time in jail yet, aside from that one night when she got her DUI, but she's working on it, you know? Lindsay has a wider variety of f-ck ups, but on the whole, I think Amanda Bynes' f-ck ups are more serious in that she's consistently endangered the lives of other people. Basicall...

Lindsay Lohan Got That Bad Lung Infection Because of Her Arrest

A photo of Lindsay Lohan And you know, not because she's such a heavy smoker, and not because sometimes people just get sick. Nope, Lindsay's poor lungs are infected because we're all just so mean and we can't even leave her alone for one minute so she can get her cocktail on and then go for a drive, GOD. From TMZ: Lindsay Lohan believes getting arrested is bad for her health ... 'cause she's telling friends the stress from her NYC bust aggravated her pre-existing pneumonia so badly, she had to be hospitalized. We broke the story ..Lohan ...

It’s Lindsay’s First Liz & Dick Promo!

Yesterday, Sarah showed you that lovely movie poster for Lindsay's critically acclaimed* Lifetime movie, Liz & Dick. It was truly something, and now we have ... something else. Please watch it now. Ok, now please watch it again. RIGHT? This is the first time that we're seeing Lindsay as Liz in live action, and it was totally worth the wait. Everything about this is so right in all the wrong ways (wrong in all the right ways?). There's Lindsay looking nothing like Elizabeth Taylor, and Lindsay's bad acting. I'm no expert, but like, I have a bachelor's degree in acting and I've spent countless hours watching Lifetime movies and eating ice cream, so I'm sort of an expert. And this is bad, friends. This is really bad. She only said about three lines, but it's fairly obvious that this movie is going to be the burning hot lava mess we all knew it would be. Two months, friends. We just have to wait two more months, and then we'll be given the gift of a lifetime (ha!). Who's pumped? *Not true. /> Yesterday, Sarah showed you that lovely movie poster for Lindsay's critically acclaimed* Lifetime movie, Liz & Dick. It was truly something, and now we have ... something else. Please watch it now. Ok, now please watch it again. RIGHT? This is the first time that we're seeing Lindsay as Liz in live action, and it was totally worth the wait. Everything about this is so right in all the wrong ways (wrong in all the right ways?). There's Lindsay looking nothing like Elizabeth Taylor, and Lindsay's bad acting. I'm no expert, but like, I have a bachelor's d...