Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The IRS Has Seized All of Lindsay Lohan’s Bank Accounts

A photo of Lindsay Lohan From TMZ: As if she weren't royally screwed enough ... Lindsay Lohan's tax problems have become so extreme ... the IRS has seized ALL of her bank accounts in order to repay her massive outstanding debt. As we reported, Uncle Sam has filed tax liens against Lindsay for the years 2009 and 2010 -- claiming she owes $233,904 in unpaid federal taxes. Charlie Sheen generously paid Lindsay $100,000 to help alleviate Lindsay's 2009 tax problem -- but we're told Charlie's check barely scratch...

Lindsay Lohan Is A Racist, And Even More Details of Her Latest Fight!

A photo of Lindsay Lohan From TMZ: The victim in the Lindsay Lohan nightclub fight tells TMZ ... Lohan hurled a racial slur at her moments before the brawl ... calling her a "f**king Gypsy." TMZ spoke with Tiffany Mitchell -- a well-known psychic who was at the club Avenue with a friend Wednesday night when Lohan walked in. Tiffany tells us ... she had a premonition about Lohan and approached her inside the club to offer her a free reading ... but Lohan turned her down saying, "Give me my space." As she walke...

Lindsay Lohan Just Got Arrested

A photo of Lindsay Lohan But wait. It wasn't even for the other thing we thought she was going to get arrested for, the thing where she lied to the police about her car accident. No, this is a totally new issue. She just got into a fight at a club. And she's at the police station right now. From TMZ: Lindsay Lohan was ARRESTED at 4 AM Thursday in New York City for allegedly punching a woman at a New York City nightclub ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ. Our sources say Lohan was at Club Avenue when she got into so...

Nobody Even Watched Liz & Dick

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Did you watch Liz & Dick? I didn't. I know, I know, but I don't have cable, and it was so cold on Sunday, so I just went to bed. I have seen clips, but I haven't seen the whole thing yet, so I can't really pass judgement on it. I can only pass on the facts. The ratings weren't too hot on this one. Sorry. Everyone involved with the making of this movie predicted that every single person with access to a television would watch Liz & Dick to see Lindsay's big comeback, but yeah, that just wasn't the case. They got 3.5 million viewers, which certa...

Now Lindsay Wants Her Own Sitcom

A photo of Lindsay Lohan It's happening. Hollywood's darling (ha ha) is shooting for the moon. Drunk off the success or whatever from her big Lifetime movie, Lindsay Lohan is interested in prolonging her comeback with her very own television show! From Radar: Even though critics raked Lindsay Lohan over the coals for her performance in the Lifetime television movie Liz & Dick, the former child actress is determined to star in her own television sitcom, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. "Lindsay has asked her manager and agent to look into gettin...

Charlie Sheen Gave Lindsay Lohan $100,000

A photo of Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan You know what they say: give a crackhead a fish and you'll feed her for a day, but teach a crackhead to fish and she'll probably fall off the boat and then you'll have to deal with a bunch of lawsuits. Ha ha, but seriously. Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan aren't two peas in a pod, but two jackasses in a crack den, so when they came together to work on Scary Movie 5, it makes sense that they would have gotten close. Ok, now let's review an old story: Lindsay Lohan never pays her taxes. When she does manage to get a job, she spend...

Tonight’s The Night!

A photo of Lindsay Lohan After what's felt like years of waiting, the big day is finally here. Tonight we will finally be able to see Lindsay Lohan's big comeback: Liz & Dick, the Lifetime movie that we've always dreamed of. We'll be able to sit down with our families and friends, or we'll just watch it at the gym because we don't have cable, and we'll all be better for it. We all remember that first review of the movie, and sadly, it wasn't all that positive. But since more time has passed, a lot more peopl...

Lindsay Lohan Is Talking Too Much

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Lindsay is doing way too many interviews. Way, way too many. And I appreciate it, I really do, but I just don't know if it's a good idea for her. Like, she keeps saying all these silly things, and that's not going to help her get an Oscar. Which, by they way, she's still talking about. Here's her latest interview, from Us Weekly via Celebitchy: On love: “I’m not focused on that yet. I want to do a ton of movies first. After I win an Oscar, I can start thinking about love. I think ther...

Lindsay Lohan Refuses to Read Reviews for Liz & Dick

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Actually, Lindsay refuses to read any reviews of her work. It might be because the last time she got a positive review was when she was in Parent Trap, but regardless, that's her stance. She claims that negative reviews "take away from her experience" of filming, which is ridiculous, because all her bad reviews do is tell the truth. Do you want to know why we're talking about this right now? It's because the very first review came in for Liz & Dick. And it's a doozy. Let's chec...

Quotables: The Executive Producer of Liz & Dick Has Some Stuff to Say About Lindsay

A photo of Lindsay Lohan "Producing a movie with Lindsay is not for the faint of heart. I turned 50 shades of white actually during the production. We had serious challenges to deal with due to her probation and her history. Therefore we had to make a deal where there were pages and pages of ‘what if' clauses. There never was a ‘what if she can act' clause. It was about, ‘What if there is a car accident? What if there is a violation of her probation [and she's] incarcerated?' Those ‘what ifs' were plenty. She ...

Lindsay Lohan Talks Love, Liz Taylor, And How Nothing Is Ever Her Fault, Not Ever

A photo of Lindsay Lohan This new interview is just classic Lindsay. Like, if we had an Evil Beet puppet show and I got to play Lindsay (I would give Sarah Britney Spears and Paris Hilton for Lindsay, but we'd probably have to arm wrestle for Courtney Stodden), I would say all of the things Lindsay says in this interview. It's so "not my fault!" it's insane. It's wonderful. So let's just jump on in, all right? On Liz Taylor and love: “I can only imagine what it would be like to have the kind of love that she an...

Lindsay Lohan Hurt Barbara Walters’ Feelings

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Remember when I told you guys that Lindsay cancelled that interview with Barbara Walters? It was supposed to be this big promotional thing for that Liz & Dick catastrophe, and it was going to go along with footage that Barbara had already filmed over the summer. The thing was that Barbara was definitely going to ask her about all her meth adventures, so Lindsay and her people flaked out because she didn't feel up for it. Right? But now we're learning that Lindsay does feel up to an interview, just...