Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lindsay Needs Therapy, Can’t Afford It

A photo of Lindsay Lohan From Radar: Lindsay Lohan, who is facing significant jail time, desperately wants to see a psychiatrist, but the troubled actress is telling her close friends she doesn't have any money to do so, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. "Lindsay is overwhelmed at the prospect of going back to jail and believes that a psychiatrist can help her through this trying time of her life. However, Lindsay has a huge problem, she can't afford to pay a good shrink because she literally has no mone...

Lindsay Lohan Wants to Be Just Like Taylor Swift

A photo of Lindsay Lohan There are always going to be people who just don't get it, and Lindsay Lohan is definitely one of those people. To us, it's perfectly clear what's wrong, right? She's an addict with a strong sense of entitlement. It's pretty simple. But to Lindsay, she thinks that she's not even part of her problem, that mean old people just keep on trying to get her into trouble. That also means that she keeps coming up with the wrong solutions. From Page Six: Lindsay Lohan is finally trying to clean u...

Lindsay Lohan Is Now Available for Weddings and Bar Mitzvahs

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Oh my goodness, isn't this exciting?! I've just started planning my own wedding! All I have so far is my ideal venue, my bridesmaids, colors (probably) and a date (tentatively). Basically, I'm turning out to be the worst at wedding planning, which actually isn't all that surprising, seeing as how I'm the worst at regular planning. But guys, now that I know that Lindsay Lohan, THE Lindsay Lohan, is now available to make appearances at weddings? Nothing else matters. From Page Six: Fac...

Could You Write A Letter for Lindsay?

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Oh my gosh,hey guys! How are you doing? I know you've probably been busy with your own lives, right? You've probably been doing your own stuff, and that's cool, it really is, but do you think you could just do this one thing real quick, please? Could you write a letter to Lindsay Lohan's judge? If you can't, that's totally fine, but if you love her, you'd do it! Ha ha, just kidding. But please. From TMZ: Lindsay Lohan is DESPERATE to avoid jail time ... so much so, she's enlisted ...

Lindsay Lohan’s Storage Drama

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Oh hey, guys, remember me? I missed you yesterday because computers are stupid and I spent a solid eight hours trying to fix something that wasn't even my fault to begin with, and I'm still exhausted from banging my head on my desk and trying to pretend like I know a thing about how computers work, but I'm back. Even though I'm pretty sure I'll have to go get another computer this evening. Because doesn't everyone buy three computers in one week? But anyway, this isn't about me, it's a...

Now Lindsay Might Not Even Go to Jail

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Can I be frank here? Because this blows. This absolutely blows. We've spent the past few weeks believing that, after all this time, Lindsay Lohan might finally be held accountable for her actions. That she might get in trouble for punching someone in the head and for lying to police, and that she'd at least get into trouble for not being super good after she stole that necklace. But no, probably not. Because Lindsay's judge "is not a big jail person." Ugh. From TMZ: Lindsay Lohan may...

Lindsay Lohan Is So Dumb She Can’t Even Pay Her Rent

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Oh guys, I know. I really do. It's Lindsay. Again. We hear something about this girl every single day, and sometimes it gets tiresome. I get it. But we wouldn't keep talking about it if she didn't keep doing it. But ok, about that rent thing. I'm not saying that you're dumb if you can't pay your rent. That would be silly and insensitive of me. I'm just saying that Lindsay Lohan is stupid because she can't pay her rent. Here, let's just get the full story first: Lindsay Lohan's fina...

Lindsay Lohan Did Something Wrong

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Don't worry, it's nothing illegal (probably). She just screwed up another job. Sunrise, sunset, you know. From TMZ: Lindsay Lohan nearly torpedoed her episode of "Million Dollar Decorators" on Bravo -- after the network spent roughly $200,000 renovating Lindsay's Beverly Hills mansion -- because TMZ has learned she refused to film the big reveal moment for the show. Sources close to Lindsay tell us she agreed to film the segment for the show earlier this year -- and in exchange, the people behind MDD spent $200,000 on expensive furniture and ot...

It’s Not Even Lindsay’s Fault That She’s A Groupie

A photo of Lindsay Lohan God, you guys. What is even wrong with you? Lindsay Lohan never ever does anything, but you just have to keep blaming her for every single thing. Like, why do you even think that she punched someone in the club the other night? Seriously, what's your reasoning there? Is it because there are multiple witnesses reporting that she punched someone? Is it that she got arrested for punching someone? God, open your eyes. Obviously this is everyone else's problem, and Lindsay didn't even do anything. Like, even when it comes to being a groupie. Sure, she's been following around The Wanted like some...

Lindsay Is A Groupie Now

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Yesterday we learned that Lindsay had traveled from New York, the scene of her latest crime, all the way down to Philadelphia, just to see a concert by her new fave, The Wanted. Ok, but guess what Lindsay is doing now? She's riding on The Wanted's tour bus. She's in Boston now with the band because she rode there on their tour bus. From TMZ: Lindsay Lohan has risen to super-groupie status -- and must be banging Max George -- because TMZ has learned she hit the road with The Wanted ...

Lindsay Has Resurfaced in Philadelphia And Also on Twitter

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Yep, that's a photo of Lindsay Lohan signing autographs down in Philadelphia. But why was she there, you might be wondering. And I'll tell you. Because it's hilarious. She was there to see The Wanted in concert. They had a show last night and Lindsay managed to make her way backstage, where she was seen giving autographs. It's funny because Lindsay also saw The Wanted before her latest bar fight, and it was rumored that one of the reasons Lindsay got mad enough to punch someone was beca...

Lindsay Just Doesn’t Want to Go to Jail, Please

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Oh my gosh, Lindsay. I can't even believe that you went to jail for like a week and a half for that DUI, how screwed up was that? And you got in trouble for stealing that necklace, even though you totally just borrowed it? Bullshit. Total bullshit. And now, just when you're getting into your prime, people are trying to bring you down for fibbing to police and punching someone in the head. It's like, get a life, justice system! But for real, things are getting serious this time. Lindsay'...