I just don't know what to think, you guys. This is hard. Is Lindsay a prostitute? Is she not a prostitute? She's so misunderstood. Just like her dad.
Because here's what happened: there was this new story all about how Lindsay is getting paid to go on dates with rich dudes. Or, ok, obviously the story wasn't new, but this quote from Michael Lohan was:
“She is getting paid to date rich men. Dina is pimping her out – it’s disgusting!”
But just shut your stupid mouths, because he never, ever said that, ok? Not ever. Not...
Lindsay's lawyer is a saint. Wait, I mean her old lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, the one she fired for no good reason. The new one kind of sucks.
Here's what happened: Lindsay had a court date this morning. The judge said that either Lindsay herself had to be there, or she could have a lawyer there on her behalf. But Lindsay isn't even in California, and she just fired her Californian lawyer. Her new lawyer practices in New York, and he'd have to go through this whole procedure to be able to do anything in L.A. You see where the problem is? With no one in court in Linds...
Ok, so you know how for the past couple years, Lindsay Lohan has committed a lot of crimes? And you know how, even though she did all those crimes, she hasn't really been in jail all that much? That's largely thanks to her awesome lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley. That lady has had a really rough time, but she's always managed to help (???) Lindsay out in a major way. So Lindsay fired her. Natch.
What happened was Lindsay hired a lawyer in New York - a guy who was once suspended from practi...
I know, you were probably worried about it. Probably you've just been on pins and needles, waiting to hear about what's going on with Lindsay and the object of her scary delusional desire, Max George of The Wanted. I bet you've basically been ripping your hair out, maybe even literally, wondering just what in the world is going on with that whole situation.
Let me ease your suffering, friends. Lindsay just met his parents:
Things are getting super serious between Lindsay Lohan and Want...
From Radar:
Lindsay Lohan has been accused of stealing a bracelet that once belonged to Elizabeth Taylor from the screen legend’s longtime nurse, and RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned she planned to replace it with a fake, so she could keep the pricey bauble for herself!
“Lindsay had taken the bracelet that was owned by Taylor – and left to her long-time nurse after she died – without the nurse’s knowledge or permission, to a jeweler. Lindsay wanted the jeweler to reprodu...
On Saturday, I told you guys that Lindsay had a court date this morning, you know, for that time she punched a psychic. She had to be down at the courthouse in New York today, or there would be a warrant out for her arrest.
Well, it's today. The hearing happened. Lindsay is still in London. She's not in trouble at all. What is this girl even made of?
Really though, she just got super lucky. This morning, prosecutors announced that they were still investigating, which means that th...
If one thing can be said about Lindsay Lohan, it's that she always, always makes very good decisions. Oh, wait, that's not it. No, if one thing can be said about Lindsay, it's that she's the very picture of responsibility. Dang it, that's wrong too. Ok, one more time: if one thing can be said about Lindsay, it's that she always, no matter what, is the hottest mess on the block. Yeah, I think that one's it.
Here's the story this time, all right? Lindsay is still in London, probably stil...
Guys, it's New Year's Eve! Can you even believe it? 2012 has been a hell of a year, and tonight is the night that we get embarrassingly wasted, like super mega crazy drunk, to celebrate it*. Are you pumped? Have you started pre-gaming yet?
Well, Lindsay hasn't. Nope, she hasn't had a drop of booze to drink, probably in years. So she's not pre-gaming, and she's definitely not going to party tonight. Got it? She's in London, and she's planning to have a "small, quiet dinner" before going "straight back to the hotel" to "ch...
Just in case you missed the trailer that I showed you yesterday, here's a quick refresher:
Ok, see the bit where Lindsay screams and there's the thing about her probation being revoked? It turns out that that wasn't how the scene originally went. In the version that Lindsay saw and approved, her movie Herbie: Fully Loaded appeared on the TV, and that's why she screamed. The probation thing was edited in afterwards, and Lindsay thinks it's because the producers were angry with her for being nearly impossible to deal with. I think that's a fair ...
From TMZ:
Who KNOWS where his mouth's been??? At least that's Lindsay Lohan's explanation for shutting down a "Scary Movie 5" kissing scene between her and Charlie Sheen -- saying she refused to lock lips with him in the movie because of his spotty history.
Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ, she was supposed to kiss Charlie three times during their "Scary Movie" bedroom scene, but she ultimately refused to do it because of Charlie's wild partying past.
It's unclear what Lindsay was so p...
