From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan may have been drinking just before she crashed her Porsche last June on Pacific Coast Highway ... TMZ has learned. Nevertheless, prosecutors are offering her a brand new plea deal that does NOT involve jail.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... a bottle of alcohol was found next to Lindsay's Porsche, and we're told her breath smelled of alcohol. For some reason, cops did not perform a field sobriety test at the scene of the crash.
Sources tell us ... the Santa M...
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Lindsay Lohan's parents have to be competing in some sort of "worst parent ever" contest. Mother Dina is working on a memoir that reveals how awful her husband, Michael Lohan/Lindsay's father is. And Michael is writing a memoir about how awful Dina is. And Lindsay is stuck in the middle getting Botox.
Though it seemed like Dina told all when she appeared in a, shall we say, unfocused state on...
It's just that time of the year, guys. We're all going to get sick. Me, I've got the stupidest cold ever right now. My head feels funny and I don't want to do anything. Maybe you've had that awful flu. Maybe you caught malaria or diphtheria or syphilis or something, I don't know. But the point is that people are just generally ill this time of year. And that includes beautiful and glamorous celebrities like Lindsay Lohan!
See, Lindsay has an upper respiratory infection. She has a doc...
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan's ego might be her downfall -- because TMZ has learned, she just shut down a lucrative offer to do "Dancing with the Stars" ... because she doesn't want to do reality TV.
Sources close to Lindsay tell us, the actress was made several offers to join the DWTS cast this upcoming season -- offers that maxed out at $550,000.
But Lindsay -- who still owes hundreds of thousands in back taxes -- shut them down, telling friends she'd never consider doing reality TV ... s...
I mean, of course. None of us really thought that Lindsay actually lied to police then punched someone in the head, right? It just doesn't sound like her. Not that talented, hard working girl we all know and love.
And since Lindsay is so obviously innocent, she's planning on rejecting that plea deal that's going to be offered to her. She could go to rehab and avoid jail time, but innocent people don't go to rehab or jail. Innocent people go to Disneyland. Yay, Disneyland!
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Okay, this whole Lindsay Lohan/Charlie Sheen thing is getting a bit out of hand, don't you think? First he gives her $100,000 to pay off some back taxes, then he buys her a gala dress (which she cut to shreds, of course) and now she's going to play herself in an upcoming episode of Sheen's FX series, Anger Management. She'll apparently be romancing his character in the show after becoming his therapy patient. Sounds nauseating.
In any case, the role is coming just in time, because no sooner did Lindsay pay off th...
Lindsay Lohan is finally having to face up to her consquences. Her former assistant, Gavin Doyle, has been ordered to testify against her in court regarding one of Lohan's many car crashes.
In June, Lohan crashed on the Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu. Or did she? When police showed up, Ms. Lohan denied being the driver and said her assistant, Gavin Doyle, was driving. Then, getting some sense from somewhere, Mr. Doyle told police that Lohan was lying and that she indeed was the one driving. ...
I hope Lindsay Lohan hasn't thrown the rolled up dollar bill with Charlie Sheen's phone number on it away, because she's going to need another way to pay for that dress she cut up since her lawsuit against Pitbull for using her name was dismissed. If you remember, Lindsay wasn't too keen on a certain set of lyrics in "Give Me Everything" which said "Hustlers move aside, so I’m tiptoein’, to keep flowin’/ I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan." Is that verse any good? Well, no. Is it worth g...
When Lindsay Lohan was asked to open the amFAR gala in New York earlier this month, the whole world was like, "Uh, why?" but she did look slightly less cracked out on the red carpet than she has at other recent events, at least. Since it was a special occasion, she needed a special dress and only one designer was willing to play the fool this time around and s/he/they (?) go by the name Theia. The sparkly gown, seen above, costs a hefty $1,500, but since Lindsay's broke and taking handouts fro...
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Ann Dexter-Jones, jewelry designer, former wife of Foreigner's Mick Jones, and mom of Samantha Ronson, is speaking out publicly about her daughter's relationship with Lohan. Spoiler alert: she's pissed.
At a party Ms. Ronson DJ'd for, Dexter-Jones describes Lohan's appalling behavior. From Radar Online:
Suddenly, without any warning, Lindsay flung herself on to the ...
We can all let out that collective sigh of relief knowing that Paul Schrader's film The Canyons written by Bret Easton Ellis and starring James Deen, has been picked up by IFC films this summer. It will "premiere day-and-date and on digital platforms" meaning that you'll be able to download it (from something like iTunes or OnDemand) the same day it hits theaters. Meaning that I will be having an epic Canyons viewing party in my living room. Meaning that I will be spending a Friday night alone drinking.
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Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen may as well poke string through two empty soup cans like Molly of the American Girls series, because they are apparently best friends forever. Or someting else. Either way, Mr. Sheen (not Martin obviously), is helping Lohan pay her debts AND paid for the gown she wore to the amFAR (The Foundation for AIDS Resarch) event. Really? It cost that much? Lohan's dress looked like the ones you could get at a vintage store on Ventura boulevard in Sherman Oaks. WHICH IS FI...