Lindsay Lohan is doing everything she can to do the opposite of everything she
should do. Despite the fact that part of her plea deal is to
stay away from drug users and places where drugs, alcohol, and drug users dwell, she is taking herself and all of her
stolen goods to the Coachella music festival. Because while she thinks
rehab is important, it can wait until
after Coachella. Even though her friends think
she will die if she goes. Even her own dad,
Michael Lohan,
world's worst goddamn father, thinks it's a bad idea. From an interview with
TMZ via DListed:
I think it is one of the worst idea she could've ever had.
Yep. He reminds us all how much rehab is going to suck for her:
She's battling with drugs, pills and cocaine, so imagine coming off of cigarettes too. Not to mention that she has to detox once she gets in there and that's really tough. [...] I'm praying to God she will [stay sober], to be honest with you. Honestly, I hope so, but I don't think so.
Well Ms. Lohan, I hope the incredible
drugs music is worth it! Be sure to take lots of photos for us and post them online. xoxoxo.
(Also who in the f-ck dresses like that to go to the airport?) />Lindsay Lohan is doing everything she can to do the opposite of everything she should do. Despite the fact that part of her plea deal is to stay away from drug users and places where drugs, alcohol, and drug users dwell, she is taking herself and all of her stolen goods to the Coachella music festival. Because while she thinks rehab is important, it can wait until after Coachella. Even though her friends think she will die if she goes. Even her own dad, Michael Lohan, world's worst goddamn fathe...
Tom Brokaw is not a Lindsay Lohan fan (like he's the only one). Though it happened a year ago, he's still pissed that Lohan was invited to The White House Correspondents' Dinner. Yeah, WTF? I hear ya Mr. Brokaw. Greta Van Susteren, of Fox News, invited her. Another WTF. I'm still amazed that even though Lohan can't get a job she can get invited to events like these and also guest on a huge talkshow like Letterman. Shit is so weird.
Politico asked Mr. Brokaw about who he would like to see at the dinner, which is tomorrow, which I guess is the reason why he took ...
Chris Brown is a hated celebrity but apparently not as much as Anne Hathaway (which James Franco totally gets, btw). Star magazine released their super scientific list of top 20 most hated Hollywood celebrities. Weirdly Jay Leno is more hated than Chris Brown, which is making me laugh really hard. Here's the stupid list:
20. Chris Brown
19. Jesse James
18. Taylor Swift
17. Shia LaBeouf
16. Lindsay Lohan
15. Angelina Jolie
14. Jay Leno
13. Ashton Kutcher
12. LeAnn Rimes
10 and 11. Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian
9. Anne Hathaway
8. Justin Bieber
7. Madonna
6. Mat...
Lindsay Lohan is saying eff court ordered rehab, I'm going to the Coachella music festival! She was there last night with her brother. A very vocal friend of hers believes that she will die there, as she will be unable to resist the mega buffet of drugs and alcohol at her ankle booted feet. I think her friend is a little dramatic, but I agree with him and her dad that it's not the best place for her to be.
Here's another photo of her with bro, security, and 2 more ankle booted buddies.
Thanks to The ...
If she doesn't die at Coachella, Lindsay Lohan is soon to enter a mandatory rehab sentence for her myriad of substance issues (which she still swears she doesn't have). While that might bum some people out, Lindsay's a glass half full type of girl, and she told David Letterman that she actually views the upcoming sentence as a "blessing" and can't wait to get in there and focus on what she loves - drugs and alcohol, naturally.
Via People:
"To be honest, I'm happiest when I'm working – the healthiest," she said Tuesday nigh...
Lindsay Lohan's friends are wonderfully dramatic. One of them thinks that if Ms. Lohan goes to the Coachella music festival, she may not make it out alive. Yeah, Coachella sucks but could it cause DEATH???
Says celebrity promoter and apparently dear friend Claus Hjelmbak via The Hollywood Gossip,
I fear for Lindsay's life if she goes to the festival. Lindsay is in a very dark place right now, and I’m absolutely scared for her life. Coachella is the last place she needs to be.
For someone strugglin...
Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen's video of the two of them in bed together was leaked online today. Okay, fine, it's a clip from Scary Movie 5. In it, Mr. Sheen pokes fun at his love of filming women while he f-cks them and Ms. Lohan mocks her pride in "keeping a low profile." And God, the poor girl's face is botoxed to the highest of heavens.
Is it funny? No, not really. Is it unfunny? No, not really. As far as Lohan film cameos go, it's not nearly as bad as the movie she did for the Shamwow guy. But N...
I think we all figured Lindsay Lohan's "I'm pregnant!" tweet was a poorly timed joke, and she's since confirmed the news, admitting that there's no fetus in her womb awaiting alcohol poisoning and meth addiction on its mother's behalf. That's right: Lindsay Lohan isn't pregnant. Can you hear that? That's the sound of angels rejoicing.
Lindsay cleared things up yesterday afternoon, though she's since deleted all evidence of her April Fools' Day "prank" (which she posted on April 2, but wha...
In what is either the worst April Fools' Day prank or a cruel twist of fate, Lindsay Lohan has announced that she's pregnant via her Twitter page. Of course, she technically tweeted it on April 2, which means she's either really having a baby or she's an idiot who doesn't get the whole concept of the holiday. GOD SAVE US ALL.
Its official. Pregnant...— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) April 2, 2013
Who wouldn't want a stealing, lying, drug-addicted has-been with a penchant for Botox...
There's no one (besides maybe Winona Ryder) who loves a five finger discount quite as much as Lindsay Lohan. Despite only narrowly avoiding prosecution for stealing $100k worth of jewelry from a house party and pocketing some stuff from a boutique a year or so ago, she's back at it again and has been accused of taking jewelry and wardrobe items from the set of Anger Management so she could go clubbing that night. Uh, this bitch!
From TMZ:
We're told during filming ... Lindsay decided she was g...
Lindsay "LOL Are You F-cking Kidding Me" Lohan continues to shock and awe with her sense of entitlement and obliviousness to pretty much everything. Her biggest concern right now isn't going to rehab, or the fact that she may have to face jail time instead of rehab because the facility her lawyer pleaded for doesn't even exist. No. Ms. Lohan is freaking out that amidst all of her court-ordered punishment, she may miss the Coachella music festival. As a source told Radar, posted on the The Daily Mail f...
Lindsay Lohan, despite being sentenced to a 90-day lockdown in rehab (which may or may not exist) continues to drink - hard. Personally, I can't stop devouring her latest updates because I continue to be baffled by behavior so stupid and destructive.
She's been spotted at one of her favorite haunts, the bar in the Beverly Hills Hotel. Her favorite because it's one of the few hotels in LA that will still accept her. She stayed there the night before her court hearing in January.
The Beverly Hi...