Going to rehab was the best career move Lindsay Lohan could make, even if it was court ordered and not her choice. Since she's been in rehab she's landed more gigs than when she was actively seeking work. Oprah is giving her $2 million for a reality show and an interview. And now, Lohan is set to guest host Chelsea Handler's Chelsea Lately. From Deadline:
E! Entertainment announced today that Lohan will take over as guest host for Chelsea Handler on Chelsea Lately on August 5. No word on who will be join...
Lindsay Lohan's newest beautiful disaster of a film, The Canyons, is finally out. It is not getting good reviews, so far. And let's be real, the slew of bad reviews will likely continue. But there is one positive review for...sort of. It's from Variety. Film critic Scott Foundas compliments director Paul Schrader. As for Lohan, he described her performance as,
like Marlon Brando’s in “Last Tango in Paris,” [it] comes across as some uncanny conflagration of drama and autobiography. Lohan may not go as dee...
Lindsay Lohan just got a pretty sweet $2 million dollar deal from Oprah so maybe she's riding high on that and isn't thinking clearly, because she's (allegedly) looking for sperm donors because she wants a baby -- like, now. Apparently she thinks having a baby will force her to turn her life around. NEVER HAVE CHILDREN FOR THIS REASON. BABIES SHOULD NOT BE BORN INTO THE WORLD WITH JOBS TO DO. YOU GOTTA FIGURE YOUR OWN SHIT OUT BEFORE YOU HAVE KIDS. THEY DON'T NEED YOUR SHIT.
From National Enquirer:
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Oprah and her boring/guilty pleasure network, OWN, signed Lindsay Lohan for her own reality show (or "docuseries" to use their word) and an exclusive interview to air in 2014. According to The Daily News, Lohan didn't exactly jump at the chance to work with Oprah -- unless the money was good. Negotiations took "4 months" and ended with, "A deal that may have netted the "Mean Girls" actress $2 million." Oh come on, now. COME ON.
For $1,495,000 you can buy this lovely 3 bedroom home in Beverly Hills(ish). And with the money left over, you can buy a 2013 R8...
Oprah gives everyone reality TV shows nowadays, from Ryan and Tatum O'Neal (entertaining as f-ck by the way) to LaToya Jackson. But the worst is yet to come. Oprah is producing a "docuseries" (read: reality TV show but we'll be damned if we call it that) with Lindsay Lohan that, "will follow the actress as she works to rebuild her career and stay healthy" (ET Online).
Are you kidding me?
We're big fans of the Oprah head-shaking GIF here at Evil Beet, but I don't think we've ever used it in a stor...
Who here is excited to see Lindsay Lohan and James Deen's cinematic masterpiece, The Canyons? Come on, don't be shy, raise those hands! No one? Huh. Odd.
This is apparently a revenge thriller and shout out to IFC Films for a) taking this piece of shit on and b) doing their damndest to make it seem ~artistic~ despite its lead stars being a porn actor and a drug-addled mess. They've done such a good job into hoodwinking people into thinking this could actually be the case that they're having the premiere at Lincoln Center! The world is a funny place.
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Who here is excited to see Lindsay Lohan and James Deen's cinematic masterpiece, The Canyons? Come on, don't be shy, raise those hands! No one? Huh. Odd.
This is apparently a revenge thriller and shout out to IFC Films for a) taking this piece of shit on and b) doing their damndest to make it seem ~artistic~ despite its lead stars being a porn actor and a drug-addled mess. They've done such a good job into hoodwinking people into thinking this could actually be the case that they're having the prem...
Lindsay Lohan and James Deen's much talked about The Canyons is finally going to premiere. And the world premiere for this trashy automatic B movie will be at the esteemed Lincoln Center, Manhattan. Here are some things that are held at Lincoln Center:
-- New York City Ballet
-- The Metropolitan Opera
-- The New York Philharmonic Orchestra
And now we can add The Canyons, premiering July 29. I really want to go, lord help me. But there will be other opportunities for me to see this masterpiece. From Newsday:
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Lindsay Lohan turns 27 today! She did it! She made it! And she's celebrating her birthday in rehab. And weirdly, she's tweeting happy birthday to herself.
She also tweeted a thank you to her fans for the birthday wishes, and added a "#teamlohan". No. Team Tara.
Eonline posted an article titled "Find Out How Lindsay Lohan Is Spending Her 27th Birthday!" that was then weirdly taken down. Hmmm. Curious!
What are your favorite Lindsay Lohan memories? Let's share. Gosh, there's so many.
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Lindsay Lohan is done with rehab in August -- my how the time flies -- and she's making some pretty grand plans for herself, like thinking about moving to a place where there aren't swarms of paparazzi. Oh come on. Seriously. Seriously, Lindsay? Seriously? Come on. Come on, Lindsay. Lindsay. Come on now.
According to TMZ:
... we've learned [Lohan] plans to go deep into hiding after she gets out of rehab in August ... to maintain her sobriety. Sources close to Lindsay tell us, she now realize...
Lindsay Lohan is like, so not a fan of rehab. She's like Goldilocks with them, too. Except instead of worrying about porridge temperatures and bed sizes, her main concerns are which rehab facilities will let her use adderall and smoke cigarettes. And she's determined to find one that's just right. So far, she's been able to go rehab hopping to heart's content, because for whatever reason, the judge keeps allowing it. I guess anything to keep her off the streets.
From ABC News:
Lindsay Loha...
Lindsay Lohan is doing really well in rehab, which is great but isn't exactly a career boost. A career boost would be if she got a prime big budget movie role (for a change) in a huge film everyone would see. And Lohan thinks that film is Fifty Shades Of Grey. If any of this is at all true. I think we've been hearing rumors about this since April, and Lohan's never confirmed nor denied this desire.
From Naughty But Nice Rob:
Lindsay Lohan is still completing her court-ordered rehab. But afte...
Lindsay Lohan is in rehab at The Betty Ford Center where she's been working on healing and also being an unofficial spokesperson for a singing app, and probably snickering at Amanda Bynes' twitter feed. Class act father Michael Lohan is really proud of her and says she is doing "phenomenal" -- yet he wants to move her to a different location. From The Daily Mail:
Its just enough is enough and I think she realises it. In everyone's life there comes an epiphany and I guess it's come upon her in some way sh...
Going to rehab was the best career move Lindsay Lohan could make, even if it was court ordered and not her choice. Since she's been in rehab she's landed more gigs than when she was actively seeking work. Oprah is giving her $2 million for a reality show and an interview. And now, Lohan is set to guest host Chelsea Handler's Chelsea Lately. From Deadline:
E! Entertainment announced today that Lohan will take over as guest host for Chelsea Handler on Chelsea Lately on August 5. No word on who will be join...
Lindsay Lohan's newest beautiful disaster of a film, The Canyons, is finally out. It is not getting good reviews, so far. And let's be real, the slew of bad reviews will likely continue. But there is one positive review for...sort of. It's from Variety. Film critic Scott Foundas compliments director Paul Schrader. As for Lohan, he described her performance as,
like Marlon Brando’s in “Last Tango in Paris,” [it] comes across as some uncanny conflagration of drama and autobiography. Lohan may not go as dee...
Lindsay Lohan just got a pretty sweet $2 million dollar deal from Oprah so maybe she's riding high on that and isn't thinking clearly, because she's (allegedly) looking for sperm donors because she wants a baby -- like, now. Apparently she thinks having a baby will force her to turn her life around. NEVER HAVE CHILDREN FOR THIS REASON. BABIES SHOULD NOT BE BORN INTO THE WORLD WITH JOBS TO DO. YOU GOTTA FIGURE YOUR OWN SHIT OUT BEFORE YOU HAVE KIDS. THEY DON'T NEED YOUR SHIT.
From National Enquirer:
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Oprah and her boring/guilty pleasure network, OWN, signed Lindsay Lohan for her own reality show (or "docuseries" to use their word) and an exclusive interview to air in 2014. According to The Daily News, Lohan didn't exactly jump at the chance to work with Oprah -- unless the money was good. Negotiations took "4 months" and ended with, "A deal that may have netted the "Mean Girls" actress $2 million." Oh come on, now. COME ON.
For $1,495,000 you can buy this lovely 3 bedroom home in Beverly Hills(ish). And with the money left over, you can buy a 2013 R8...
Oprah gives everyone reality TV shows nowadays, from Ryan and Tatum O'Neal (entertaining as f-ck by the way) to LaToya Jackson. But the worst is yet to come. Oprah is producing a "docuseries" (read: reality TV show but we'll be damned if we call it that) with Lindsay Lohan that, "will follow the actress as she works to rebuild her career and stay healthy" (ET Online).
Are you kidding me?
We're big fans of the Oprah head-shaking GIF here at Evil Beet, but I don't think we've ever used it in a stor...
Lindsay Lohan and James Deen's much talked about The Canyons is finally going to premiere. And the world premiere for this trashy automatic B movie will be at the esteemed Lincoln Center, Manhattan. Here are some things that are held at Lincoln Center:
-- New York City Ballet
-- The Metropolitan Opera
-- The New York Philharmonic Orchestra
And now we can add The Canyons, premiering July 29. I really want to go, lord help me. But there will be other opportunities for me to see this masterpiece. From Newsday:
IFC F...
Lindsay Lohan is done with rehab in August -- my how the time flies -- and she's making some pretty grand plans for herself, like thinking about moving to a place where there aren't swarms of paparazzi. Oh come on. Seriously. Seriously, Lindsay? Seriously? Come on. Come on, Lindsay. Lindsay. Come on now.
According to TMZ:
... we've learned [Lohan] plans to go deep into hiding after she gets out of rehab in August ... to maintain her sobriety. Sources close to Lindsay tell us, she now realize...
Lindsay Lohan is like, so not a fan of rehab. She's like Goldilocks with them, too. Except instead of worrying about porridge temperatures and bed sizes, her main concerns are which rehab facilities will let her use adderall and smoke cigarettes. And she's determined to find one that's just right. So far, she's been able to go rehab hopping to heart's content, because for whatever reason, the judge keeps allowing it. I guess anything to keep her off the streets.
From ABC News:
Lindsay Loha...
Lindsay Lohan is in rehab at The Betty Ford Center where she's been working on healing and also being an unofficial spokesperson for a singing app, and probably snickering at Amanda Bynes' twitter feed. Class act father Michael Lohan is really proud of her and says she is doing "phenomenal" -- yet he wants to move her to a different location. From The Daily Mail:
Its just enough is enough and I think she realises it. In everyone's life there comes an epiphany and I guess it's come upon her in some way sh...