Today's Evil Beet Gossip

It’s Tuesday, They’re Not in Love

57790056kimkardashian728200991955am For your analysis, here is a picture of Kim Kardashian on Sunday night at PURE nightclub.  They look happy, right?  Then, why on Monday did they announce their split? The pair, who recently returned from a charity trip to Africa with Kardashian's sister Khloe, just last May talked about "heading" toward marriage, but sources tell PEOPLE their relationship suffered from the time they spent apart – with yet another separation looming with the upcoming NFL season.  "They never get to see each ...

Lady Gaga Suffers From Heartburn

57745639ladygaga6222009111602am Poor Lady Gaga's chest exploded whilst performing at the 20th Annual MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto, Canada. Also there was Audrina Patridge in a cheap and ill-fitting dress, my fiance Bradley Cooper and the pure Jonas Brothers.  Oh, and I'm totally willing to support Kelly Clarkson in this whole body-acceptance thing she's got going on, but there must be compromise.  No.  More.  Scarf.  Tops. Rumer Willis appeared with her chin and Tila Tequila was positively stumped over the one...

An Engagement Ends And Another Begins

57391804kimkardashian63200961740pm-1 On the tail of things not workingout too well for Christina Ricci, comes news that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are newly engaged.  Kim was talking earlier this month about picking out her own ring.  "It's just easier.  Isn't it easy if someone's like, 'This is exactly what I want.' It'll make your life so easy."  Now, some people are dead-set against knowing what their engagement ring looks like ahead of time, but my theory is this:  Kim's going to have this ring on her hand for the next three to five years of her life.  Sho...

Bruce Jenner’s Plastic Surgery Revealed

51903781brucejenner5152009105514am-1 Kim Kardashian has been flapping her gums, this time about her step-dad Bruce Jenner.  I'm sure you'll find this practically unbelievable but twenty-five years ago, Bruce Jenner had a face-lift and nose job.  I just thought he always looked like the scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz, but no.  His perma-shock countenance is the result of surgery gone terribly, terribly wrong. Anyway, he had corrective surgery to undo the craziness.  Above is a picture of him before.... After the jump is...

Quotables

57141369kimkardashian421200990103am-1 "I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I'm very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a 'fuller-figured woman' of extra large proportions is a little offensive.  For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL." Ki...

Are We Sure Fergie Is Off The Meth?

16523001fergie25200994235am What do you think of Fergie's look?  She looks like a wealthy socialite.  A ninety-year-old wealthy socialite. A ninety-year-old-wealthy socialite who doesn't know better than to wear black Spanx under a white dress. Fergie and her cute husband Josh Duhamel attended the Vanity Fair and Krug dinner last night in West Hollywood.  Paris was there.  Can someone please stage an intervention for her spine?  The girl can hardly stand at this point .  Kim Kardashian looked unrecognizable and Keys...

Kim Kardashian Celebrates Her 28th Birthday

KK assumed a natural for her pose as she blew out the sparklers on her cake.  Incidentally, apparently candles are passe now?  LAX Nightclub hosted her birthday party last night and served a cake with their name emblazoned across it and no mention of Kim's anywhere.  I feel a little embarassed for her.  I feel a lot embarassed for her sister Khloe.  She has absolutely no business wearing that dress anywhere...  And before you get all hysterical, I don't hate fat people.Ã...