Feeding the homeless is ok though.
As you all know, the Kardashian name took a huge blow when Kim Kardashian divorced her husband of 72 days. People just don't think as much of Kim as they used to (you know, back when she got famous for getting peed on), and in these trying times, Kim's doting mother, Kris Jenner, has put her lovely daughter on lockdown:
Kris, the 56-year-old Kardashian family matriarch, has gone into major damage controland has laid down the law with her scandal ridden daug...
Do you ever wonder exactly how people like Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton get so incredibly, unbelievably rich with no discernible talent? Or even just any old celebrity, like, say, Beyonce, who, along with husband Jay-Z brought in $72 million this past year alone: yes, they work hard and they're talented, but how do they get that ungodly amount of money? Sure, there are some cases where these stars come from rich families, but some people are just inexplicably wealthy. Did you ever wonder about how?
If you're a litt...
“I empathize. It’s not easy. It’s the hardest thing in the world. People judge you because divorce is seen as failure. [Kim] took a risk. No one should be attacking her. Our attention should be focused on things that are truly scandalous.”
- Olivia Wilde, one of the most beautiful ladies in the land, wants you to know that you need to back off poor Kim Kardashian.
While I've always had a lot of admiration for Olivia Wilde's face, I've never really cared much for her words or her actions. Despite that, I thin...
You guys might have seen some comments around these parts or on other blogs about a "Kardashian Free Zone Day," a boycott of the E! channel on November 27th. You also might have seen talk of a petition requesting that E! entirely remove the Kardashians from their programming because "these shows are mostly staged and place an emphasis on vanity, greed, promiscuity, vulgarity and over-the-top conspicuous consumption. While some may have begun watching the spectacle as mindless entertainment or as a sort of '...
Are you guys into Michael Buble at all? I can't be sure because while I very rarely read any news about him, in a certain circle of friends of mine, he is considered a god. He is a god who walks among us lowly humans and gives us all the magical gift of his song.
But just in case you don't feel that way, here's a lovely little story about a recent Buble concert in which the god himself didn't hold back on telling his audience how he really felt about the Kardashian katastrophe:
Recently w...
Oh, the horrors of divorce. I've never had one, but since I do this for a living and also because my parents got divorced twice, I know a little about the pain it can cause. But this story? This is the most hurtful, malicious thing I've ever heard, and it goes to show that Kris Humphries is an absolute monster with no regards for the feelings of people that he claims to have loved.
From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
Kim Kardashian’s big booty is a big, fat fake, sources say ...
Oh, I'm sorry, did you think the incorrect use of all the 'k's would stop being funny to me? Think again, friends. The fun has just kommenced.
Not for the Kardashians, though. No, for the Kardashians, there's apparently quite the riff that began with the divorce heard 'round the world:
“The family has split into two camps since the divorce – Kim and her mom versus the rest of the family, who are really angry at her,” an insider tells In Touch magazine. “Encouraged by her mom, Kris,...
Yesterday, accompanied by a glorious, glorious SNL clip, Jenn told you guys that Kim Kardashian went to Minnesota to see her true love, Kris Humphries. And listen: these two crazy kids might just be giving it another go!
The couple had a good long talk with their pastor that lasted four hours. They talked about their issues, which include fame whoring and a lack of moxie, and, as TMZ says, "the two expressed respect and love for each other ... but both acknowledged a lot is wrong with their relationship."
At this point, Kris still thin...
Here is a sad admission: I DON'T LAUGH THAT OFTEN. But this? This Saturday Night Live sketch from last night's episode? Oh, I belly-laughed. I may have even guffawed. It was terrible, and I'm sorry. Except for, Kris Jenner is kind of the worst ever, and boy oh boy, did I laugh at Kristen Wiig's version of Kris Jenner. Meanwhile, Andy Samberg's limited talents (sorry!) were perfectly utilized in his portrayal of Kris Humphries. Oh, my God, and then Taran Killam as Bruce Jenner. Oh, my God. Just watch. (Charlie Day hosted.)
No, I do feel bad for laughing. I feel awful, actually: Kim Kardashian has reportedly flown to Minnesota to love-tackle (that's a basketball term, right?) estranged husband Kris Humphries. Kim feels she was brash in ditching her husband of 72 days, evidently, and while this doesn't signal a real reconciliation, I'm actually relieved that Kim is at least sort of trying. />
Here is a sad admission: I DON'T LAUGH THAT OFTEN. But this? This Saturday Night Live sketch from last night's episode? Oh, I belly-laughed. I may have even guffawed. It was terrible, and I'm sorry. Except for, Kris Jenner is kind of the worst ever, and boy oh boy, did I laugh at Kristen Wiig's version of Kris Jenner. Meanwhile, Andy Samberg's limited talents (sorry!) were perfectly utilized in his portrayal of Kris Humphries. Oh, my God, and then Taran Killam as Bruce Jenner. Oh, my God. Jus...
And really, can you blame him? Poor Kris Humphries didn't even know that his true love, Kim Kardashian, was actually filing for divorce until yesterday morning, just a few hours before the rest of us found out. And, understandably, Kris is very, very sad about things.
Here's his official statement:
"I'm committed to this marriage and everything this covenant represents. I love my wife and am devastated to learn she filed for divorce ... I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make it wor...
Feeding the homeless is ok though.
As you all know, the Kardashian name took a huge blow when Kim Kardashian divorced her husband of 72 days. People just don't think as much of Kim as they used to (you know, back when she got famous for getting peed on), and in these trying times, Kim's doting mother, Kris Jenner, has put her lovely daughter on lockdown:
Kris, the 56-year-old Kardashian family matriarch, has gone into major damage controland has laid down the law with her scandal ridden daug...
Do you ever wonder exactly how people like Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton get so incredibly, unbelievably rich with no discernible talent? Or even just any old celebrity, like, say, Beyonce, who, along with husband Jay-Z brought in $72 million this past year alone: yes, they work hard and they're talented, but how do they get that ungodly amount of money? Sure, there are some cases where these stars come from rich families, but some people are just inexplicably wealthy. Did you ever wonder about how?
If you're a litt...
“I empathize. It’s not easy. It’s the hardest thing in the world. People judge you because divorce is seen as failure. [Kim] took a risk. No one should be attacking her. Our attention should be focused on things that are truly scandalous.”
- Olivia Wilde, one of the most beautiful ladies in the land, wants you to know that you need to back off poor Kim Kardashian.
While I've always had a lot of admiration for Olivia Wilde's face, I've never really cared much for her words or her actions. Despite that, I thin...
You guys might have seen some comments around these parts or on other blogs about a "Kardashian Free Zone Day," a boycott of the E! channel on November 27th. You also might have seen talk of a petition requesting that E! entirely remove the Kardashians from their programming because "these shows are mostly staged and place an emphasis on vanity, greed, promiscuity, vulgarity and over-the-top conspicuous consumption. While some may have begun watching the spectacle as mindless entertainment or as a sort of '...
Are you guys into Michael Buble at all? I can't be sure because while I very rarely read any news about him, in a certain circle of friends of mine, he is considered a god. He is a god who walks among us lowly humans and gives us all the magical gift of his song.
But just in case you don't feel that way, here's a lovely little story about a recent Buble concert in which the god himself didn't hold back on telling his audience how he really felt about the Kardashian katastrophe:
Recently w...
Oh, the horrors of divorce. I've never had one, but since I do this for a living and also because my parents got divorced twice, I know a little about the pain it can cause. But this story? This is the most hurtful, malicious thing I've ever heard, and it goes to show that Kris Humphries is an absolute monster with no regards for the feelings of people that he claims to have loved.
From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
Kim Kardashian’s big booty is a big, fat fake, sources say ...
Oh, I'm sorry, did you think the incorrect use of all the 'k's would stop being funny to me? Think again, friends. The fun has just kommenced.
Not for the Kardashians, though. No, for the Kardashians, there's apparently quite the riff that began with the divorce heard 'round the world:
“The family has split into two camps since the divorce – Kim and her mom versus the rest of the family, who are really angry at her,” an insider tells In Touch magazine. “Encouraged by her mom, Kris,...
Yesterday, accompanied by a glorious, glorious SNL clip, Jenn told you guys that Kim Kardashian went to Minnesota to see her true love, Kris Humphries. And listen: these two crazy kids might just be giving it another go!
The couple had a good long talk with their pastor that lasted four hours. They talked about their issues, which include fame whoring and a lack of moxie, and, as TMZ says, "the two expressed respect and love for each other ... but both acknowledged a lot is wrong with their relationship."
At this point, Kris still thin...
And really, can you blame him? Poor Kris Humphries didn't even know that his true love, Kim Kardashian, was actually filing for divorce until yesterday morning, just a few hours before the rest of us found out. And, understandably, Kris is very, very sad about things.
Here's his official statement:
"I'm committed to this marriage and everything this covenant represents. I love my wife and am devastated to learn she filed for divorce ... I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make it wor...