I know, right? Ugh. But before we get into things, can we take a real quick moment to discuss why women with bigger hips probably should reconsider wearing high waisted pants? Because it looks absurd. It's not cute, it's not fashionable, it's just silly. Has Kim always made these awful choices in clothing, or am I just starting to notice it now because I'm just now starting to actively dislike her?
Ok, now that we have that quick fashion chat out of the way, let me fill you guys in on...
Me, I picked Courtney Stodden. Not only is she a true American, as you can see in the classy photo above, but we could trade makeup tips, she could show me where to get cool and stylish arm bands, and I could figure out the best, most tactful way to tell her that none of her shoes fit and it looks gross. Yes, Courtney Stodden would make a fine, fine neighbor.
But you know what? Apparently this real estate blog called Zillow does this survey every year in which they ask people which celebrity they would most like to have as a neighbor and which celeb...
My general stance on Amber Rose is "who?" Any time I come across a story about her or some photos, I typically just skip it and go on ahead to the next story. I know, this girl shows her vagina off like it's a new pair of shoes, and she's wacky enough to claim that Kanye West saved her life, but I don't know, I just can't. I just can't make myself get interested in this girl.
But you guys, this time, Amber Rose is talking some mad trash about Kim Kardashian, and, in case you haven't noticed, that's one of my favorite things to do right now! That's why I too...
I never bother making New Year's resolutions. I'm always of the opinion that if there's something that needs to be done in my life, I'm just going to do it then, you know? Like if I need to change how I'm doing something or if I want to make some new friends or whatever, unless I come to that conclusion on December 31st, I'm going to go ahead and take care of business. I know a lot of people see the new year as a fresh start and all, and I won't begrudge you that, but these resolutions just ...
I know that you all know this, but I just want to remind you that Kim Kardashian has had a really rough time this year. She's seen relationships fall apart, she's suffered cruelty at the hands of the public. Really, what this girl needs right now is a friend. Like, a Golden Girls level friend. And I think she's finally found that in Barbie.
On second thought, maybe not. Kim's trying way too hard, and you can tell Barbie isn't into it at all. Check out the way Kim tries to make conversation by asking Barbie what Ken got h...
Yup, I spent the last few hours racking my brain over who the most obnoxious, most heinous celebrities were of 2011 and though there were probably, like, eighty-six I could have placed on this list (not including others from previous years that continue their douchebag reign well into the later parts of the decade), I decided on five.
#5 - Doug Hutchison
I know. I know. Some of you guys probably have a soft little spot in your hearts for Doug Hutchison because he just seems on the outskirts...
In 1985, to commemorate her 30th birthday, Kristen Kardashian---that's the future Kris Jenner, natch---recorded this horrific music video, using husband Rob Kardashian's dough. Truly, Kris could've been the Rebecca Black of another decade.
Set to the tune of Randy Newman's "I Love L.A.," this off-key ditty is probably titled "I Love My Friends" (Kim, Kourtney, and Khloé are credited with writing the song's aggressively simple lyrics and catchy refrain). Kris is all mugging and winking, and she treadmills without pants. And yes, most of Kris Jenner's "friends" are actually stores she likes to shop in. Hmm.
The video's cameos are blink-and-you'll-miss-them, but O.J. Simpson is definitely here, enjoying happier times. And who are those three darling little girls? Whooaaa, that was back when Khloé was the littlest Kardashian. />
In 1985, to commemorate her 30th birthday, Kristen Kardashian---that's the future Kris Jenner, natch---recorded this horrific music video, using husband Rob Kardashian's dough. Truly, Kris could've been the Rebecca Black of another decade.
Set to the tune of Randy Newman's "I Love L.A.," this off-key ditty is probably titled "I Love My Friends" (Kim, Kourtney, and Khloé are credited with writing the song's aggressively simple lyrics and catchy refrain). Kris is all mugging and winking, and ...
As you all know, Kim Kardashian had a big fancy wedding and, as such, also had a big fancy registry. For instance, you could buy the happy couple a set of plates for only $12,000! But you also know that Kim's marriage lasted just 72 days. So what happened to all those fancy gifts?
Surely she returned them, right? Her wedding guests received a package a couple months after the wedding that contained their diamond studded napkin rings with a note that said "LOL sorry about the sham of a wedding XOXOXOXOXO," surely. Or, if not, Kim donated the items to charity. It has to be one of thos...
Yes, a spin-off with those two little ones, that'll do the trick! Oh, and one with the boy! And now that Khloe's Laker man, Lamar, got traded to the Dallas Mavericks, somebody with a camera should follow them on down to Texas! The Kardashian empire has just begun to take hold!
For real, this is all happening. See, there's a new boss over at E!, home of the Kardashians, and she isn't content with the three measly shows the family has now. No, she's aiming for "two, three, even four new Kardashian spin-offs" that focus on all the crazy a...
I think a better question would be who isn't buying the Kardashian nail polish! With color names like "Sealed with a Kris," "Kim-pletely in Love," "Khloe Had a Little Lam-Lam," and "Listen to Your Momager," these nail polishes will practically sell themselves.
Even more good news: all the Kardashian ladies - Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kris, Kendall, and Kylie - are all in on the deal. The deal which earned these lovely women $600,000 up front to be split evenly between them. And yes, that...
I am so, so sorry, you guys. I know that on Thanksgiving day, you were just sitting around with your boring old family, eating pedestrian turkey and peasanty stuffing. You hemmed and hawed every time somebody mentioned that dumb parade, and when your stupid cousin asked you to pass the potatoes, you could have just about bitten his head off. And who could blame you? Your mind was completely occupied with wondering what your favorite family was doing for the holidays!
Thanks to Khloe Kardash...
Shame on you for missing such an important program! Shame on you for not supporting Kim Kardashian in this, her moment of need! Shame on you for finding something else to do with your time besides supporting this lovable and wholesome family!
But, just because I love you guys, here's a gallery that basically sums up what happened on last night's show, thanks to Amy Grindhouse. You're welcome, and do better next week!
[gallery]...
I know, right? Ugh. But before we get into things, can we take a real quick moment to discuss why women with bigger hips probably should reconsider wearing high waisted pants? Because it looks absurd. It's not cute, it's not fashionable, it's just silly. Has Kim always made these awful choices in clothing, or am I just starting to notice it now because I'm just now starting to actively dislike her?
Ok, now that we have that quick fashion chat out of the way, let me fill you guys in on...
Me, I picked Courtney Stodden. Not only is she a true American, as you can see in the classy photo above, but we could trade makeup tips, she could show me where to get cool and stylish arm bands, and I could figure out the best, most tactful way to tell her that none of her shoes fit and it looks gross. Yes, Courtney Stodden would make a fine, fine neighbor.
But you know what? Apparently this real estate blog called Zillow does this survey every year in which they ask people which celebrity they would most like to have as a neighbor and which celeb...
My general stance on Amber Rose is "who?" Any time I come across a story about her or some photos, I typically just skip it and go on ahead to the next story. I know, this girl shows her vagina off like it's a new pair of shoes, and she's wacky enough to claim that Kanye West saved her life, but I don't know, I just can't. I just can't make myself get interested in this girl.
But you guys, this time, Amber Rose is talking some mad trash about Kim Kardashian, and, in case you haven't noticed, that's one of my favorite things to do right now! That's why I too...
I never bother making New Year's resolutions. I'm always of the opinion that if there's something that needs to be done in my life, I'm just going to do it then, you know? Like if I need to change how I'm doing something or if I want to make some new friends or whatever, unless I come to that conclusion on December 31st, I'm going to go ahead and take care of business. I know a lot of people see the new year as a fresh start and all, and I won't begrudge you that, but these resolutions just ...
I know that you all know this, but I just want to remind you that Kim Kardashian has had a really rough time this year. She's seen relationships fall apart, she's suffered cruelty at the hands of the public. Really, what this girl needs right now is a friend. Like, a Golden Girls level friend. And I think she's finally found that in Barbie.
On second thought, maybe not. Kim's trying way too hard, and you can tell Barbie isn't into it at all. Check out the way Kim tries to make conversation by asking Barbie what Ken got h...
Yup, I spent the last few hours racking my brain over who the most obnoxious, most heinous celebrities were of 2011 and though there were probably, like, eighty-six I could have placed on this list (not including others from previous years that continue their douchebag reign well into the later parts of the decade), I decided on five.
#5 - Doug Hutchison
I know. I know. Some of you guys probably have a soft little spot in your hearts for Doug Hutchison because he just seems on the outskirts...
As you all know, Kim Kardashian had a big fancy wedding and, as such, also had a big fancy registry. For instance, you could buy the happy couple a set of plates for only $12,000! But you also know that Kim's marriage lasted just 72 days. So what happened to all those fancy gifts?
Surely she returned them, right? Her wedding guests received a package a couple months after the wedding that contained their diamond studded napkin rings with a note that said "LOL sorry about the sham of a wedding XOXOXOXOXO," surely. Or, if not, Kim donated the items to charity. It has to be one of thos...
Yes, a spin-off with those two little ones, that'll do the trick! Oh, and one with the boy! And now that Khloe's Laker man, Lamar, got traded to the Dallas Mavericks, somebody with a camera should follow them on down to Texas! The Kardashian empire has just begun to take hold!
For real, this is all happening. See, there's a new boss over at E!, home of the Kardashians, and she isn't content with the three measly shows the family has now. No, she's aiming for "two, three, even four new Kardashian spin-offs" that focus on all the crazy a...
I think a better question would be who isn't buying the Kardashian nail polish! With color names like "Sealed with a Kris," "Kim-pletely in Love," "Khloe Had a Little Lam-Lam," and "Listen to Your Momager," these nail polishes will practically sell themselves.
Even more good news: all the Kardashian ladies - Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kris, Kendall, and Kylie - are all in on the deal. The deal which earned these lovely women $600,000 up front to be split evenly between them. And yes, that...
I am so, so sorry, you guys. I know that on Thanksgiving day, you were just sitting around with your boring old family, eating pedestrian turkey and peasanty stuffing. You hemmed and hawed every time somebody mentioned that dumb parade, and when your stupid cousin asked you to pass the potatoes, you could have just about bitten his head off. And who could blame you? Your mind was completely occupied with wondering what your favorite family was doing for the holidays!
Thanks to Khloe Kardash...
Shame on you for missing such an important program! Shame on you for not supporting Kim Kardashian in this, her moment of need! Shame on you for finding something else to do with your time besides supporting this lovable and wholesome family!
But, just because I love you guys, here's a gallery that basically sums up what happened on last night's show, thanks to Amy Grindhouse. You're welcome, and do better next week!
[gallery]...