Some of you guys probably know who Jonathan Cheban is. He's on the Kardashian shows quite a bit, and he had his very own show called The Spin Crowd. Most importantly, he happens to be the very best friend of dear Kim Kardashian, and that's all you need to know right now.
Well, no, you also need to know about all that hullabaloo with Jon Hamm. We've covered it quite a bit, but in case you need an update, Jon Hamm pretty much called Kim Kardashian a f*cking idiot, then Kim said that Jon's words were careless, and then Jon said that no, his wor...
But first, we need to talk about those pants. What person who calls herself a designer thinks it's acceptable to go outside wearing ripped up white jeans? Because that person needs to reconsider every single choice she ever made. Seriously, take a moment to just study those pants. They're appalling, right?
But yeah, Kim Kardashian is talking about her marriage to poor Kris Humphries again. It's more of the hopeless romantic shtick, but she gives it an interesting little spin. Check it o...
Great! If they both want an annulment, then things should go pretty smoothly, right? It should be no time at all before Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are able to move on with their lives as if they had never been married at all! How convenient!
LOL, you guys, you know things aren't going to go smoothly at all. You know how annulment works, right? In order to get one, you have to prove that something was wrong with the marriage from the get-go, like you were forced to get married or you marri...
Earlier this morning, I shared with you guys a little quote from Jon Hamm. Do you remember it? Here, let me refresh your memory:
“Whether it’s Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a f*cking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you’re rewarded significantly.”
Zing! Consider Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton sufferers of third degree burns. Except not really, because apparently Kim is so like "whatever" about the whole th...
I know there was that rumor that you just traded in a bunch of your wedding presents to get some neat Rolexes, but that wasn't true, was it, Kim Kardashian? You couldn't really do that! You certainly returned them all after your 72 day marriage, because that would be the right thing to do, wouldn't it? Especially since the gifts were so pricey, and, uh, you were only married for 72 days. No, I'm sure all the rumors were wrong, and you totally returned each and every one of those gifts.
...
Remember that time that Kim Kardashian went to Dubai last fall and then came back and faked a scene for Kourtney and Kim Take New York to prove that Kris Humphries is an asshole and the divorce was all his fault? Ok, the majority of that sentence was just for funzies, but what I'm really asking is "remember that time that Kim Kardashian went to Dubai last fall?" While she was over there, it turns out that "many Saudi Arabian princes were throwing themselves" at her, because why wouldn't they, and...
You read that headline right, Kim Kardashian is already talking about her next wedding. Is that weird? She announced her divorce a little over 100 days ago, and for her to already be doing some preliminary planning, that's ... well, I think that's strange. Of course there are lots of girls who dream about weddings and true love and all that, but don't you think it would be wise to focus on your next relationship, or, I don't know, finalizing your divorce before you think anything about a wedding...
Well, technically, of course, this would be an old couple alert, since Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have been a couple in the past. In fact, Reggie was Kim's one true love. Tragically, these two kids just couldn't make things work, and they called it quits. While their love never died, their circumstances would not allow them to be together. But, after a good while and another marriage under Kim's belt, maybe it's time to try again.
At least, it looks like it's time to try again, because Ki...
I've always thought that Kim Kardashian has had some sort of plastic surgery. I don't know about the ass implant debate, but if you look at older pictures, it's pretty obvious that she's had work done on her face. I know there was that one episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians where she tried botox and then had a bad reaction to it, and she "learned her lesson" and decided that she wasn't into it, but it's not like any of the Kardashian shows are actually reality shows.
But now there's this new theory that ever sin...
Before you start asking, yes, this is real life. This picture was not Photoshopped, and Kim Kardashian and LeAnn Rimes really hung out together. At church. Because they go to the same church. Because this is a crazy, f*cked up world.
From E!:
On Sunday, the duo attended Life Change Community Church service in Agoura Hills, Calif.
Kardashian, 31, and Rimes, 29, are also both fans of Brad Johnson, the church's esteemed pastor…
But the E! reality icon and the hit-making country star weren'...
Are you shocked? Because I certainly am. When one thinks of adjectives to describe Kim Kardashian, I'm pretty sure "respectable" isn't one that comes up too terribly often. I think when the thing that launches your career is performing oral sex on a man who is famous because he has a sister who is famous for doing the best duet in the history of pop music, then, in general, respect isn't really something that comes into the picture too easily. No, if I had to pick adjectives to describe ...
Because it was so good. Kim spent the entire episode going back and forth between bawling her eyes out and being a total bitch. It was a wild and crazy adventure, and if you love to trash talk the Kardashians, then it was something you must see.
If you didn't see it though, it's not a big deal. Not only did I watch it, but I watched and took notes so I could go over some of the highlights from the episode with you guys. Are you ready for this?
If you haven't been watching, last night's episode was the second part of the season fina...
Some of you guys probably know who Jonathan Cheban is. He's on the Kardashian shows quite a bit, and he had his very own show called The Spin Crowd. Most importantly, he happens to be the very best friend of dear Kim Kardashian, and that's all you need to know right now.
Well, no, you also need to know about all that hullabaloo with Jon Hamm. We've covered it quite a bit, but in case you need an update, Jon Hamm pretty much called Kim Kardashian a f*cking idiot, then Kim said that Jon's words were careless, and then Jon said that no, his wor...
But first, we need to talk about those pants. What person who calls herself a designer thinks it's acceptable to go outside wearing ripped up white jeans? Because that person needs to reconsider every single choice she ever made. Seriously, take a moment to just study those pants. They're appalling, right?
But yeah, Kim Kardashian is talking about her marriage to poor Kris Humphries again. It's more of the hopeless romantic shtick, but she gives it an interesting little spin. Check it o...
Great! If they both want an annulment, then things should go pretty smoothly, right? It should be no time at all before Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are able to move on with their lives as if they had never been married at all! How convenient!
LOL, you guys, you know things aren't going to go smoothly at all. You know how annulment works, right? In order to get one, you have to prove that something was wrong with the marriage from the get-go, like you were forced to get married or you marri...
Earlier this morning, I shared with you guys a little quote from Jon Hamm. Do you remember it? Here, let me refresh your memory:
“Whether it’s Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a f*cking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you’re rewarded significantly.”
Zing! Consider Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton sufferers of third degree burns. Except not really, because apparently Kim is so like "whatever" about the whole th...
I know there was that rumor that you just traded in a bunch of your wedding presents to get some neat Rolexes, but that wasn't true, was it, Kim Kardashian? You couldn't really do that! You certainly returned them all after your 72 day marriage, because that would be the right thing to do, wouldn't it? Especially since the gifts were so pricey, and, uh, you were only married for 72 days. No, I'm sure all the rumors were wrong, and you totally returned each and every one of those gifts.
...
Remember that time that Kim Kardashian went to Dubai last fall and then came back and faked a scene for Kourtney and Kim Take New York to prove that Kris Humphries is an asshole and the divorce was all his fault? Ok, the majority of that sentence was just for funzies, but what I'm really asking is "remember that time that Kim Kardashian went to Dubai last fall?" While she was over there, it turns out that "many Saudi Arabian princes were throwing themselves" at her, because why wouldn't they, and...
You read that headline right, Kim Kardashian is already talking about her next wedding. Is that weird? She announced her divorce a little over 100 days ago, and for her to already be doing some preliminary planning, that's ... well, I think that's strange. Of course there are lots of girls who dream about weddings and true love and all that, but don't you think it would be wise to focus on your next relationship, or, I don't know, finalizing your divorce before you think anything about a wedding...
Well, technically, of course, this would be an old couple alert, since Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have been a couple in the past. In fact, Reggie was Kim's one true love. Tragically, these two kids just couldn't make things work, and they called it quits. While their love never died, their circumstances would not allow them to be together. But, after a good while and another marriage under Kim's belt, maybe it's time to try again.
At least, it looks like it's time to try again, because Ki...
I've always thought that Kim Kardashian has had some sort of plastic surgery. I don't know about the ass implant debate, but if you look at older pictures, it's pretty obvious that she's had work done on her face. I know there was that one episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians where she tried botox and then had a bad reaction to it, and she "learned her lesson" and decided that she wasn't into it, but it's not like any of the Kardashian shows are actually reality shows.
But now there's this new theory that ever sin...
Before you start asking, yes, this is real life. This picture was not Photoshopped, and Kim Kardashian and LeAnn Rimes really hung out together. At church. Because they go to the same church. Because this is a crazy, f*cked up world.
From E!:
On Sunday, the duo attended Life Change Community Church service in Agoura Hills, Calif.
Kardashian, 31, and Rimes, 29, are also both fans of Brad Johnson, the church's esteemed pastor…
But the E! reality icon and the hit-making country star weren'...
Are you shocked? Because I certainly am. When one thinks of adjectives to describe Kim Kardashian, I'm pretty sure "respectable" isn't one that comes up too terribly often. I think when the thing that launches your career is performing oral sex on a man who is famous because he has a sister who is famous for doing the best duet in the history of pop music, then, in general, respect isn't really something that comes into the picture too easily. No, if I had to pick adjectives to describe ...
Because it was so good. Kim spent the entire episode going back and forth between bawling her eyes out and being a total bitch. It was a wild and crazy adventure, and if you love to trash talk the Kardashians, then it was something you must see.
If you didn't see it though, it's not a big deal. Not only did I watch it, but I watched and took notes so I could go over some of the highlights from the episode with you guys. Are you ready for this?
If you haven't been watching, last night's episode was the second part of the season fina...