From Us Weekly:
She's hobnobbed with A-list actors and actresses and traveled worldwide as a result of her reality TV success, but nothing impressed Kim Kardashian more than an at-home sit-down chat with Oprah Winfrey.
"Ummmm no big deal Oprah just left my mom's house! #DreamComeTrue," the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star, 31, tweeted late Tuesday after she joined sisters Kourtney and Khloe, brother Rob, Scott Disick, Lamar Odom, and Kris, Kylie, Kendall and Bruce Jenner to fi...
"I don't get the fact, like, why it's talked about. I don't get it. Sometimes I get bored of talking about it. Most women have one."
So what is Kim Kardashian talking about here? What does she have that she talks about frequently and that she thinks most other women would have? A sex tape, perhaps? A throwaway marriage? An ego so big that if it were a physical part of her body it would dwarf her gigantic ass?
Close. It's just her ass. She's just talking about her ass. Specifically, she's tal...
I know, you guys. I know. Two stories about the beautiful love of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in one day, that's got to be a nauseating first, right? But listen, it's Kanye's birthday, and around these parts, we treat birthdays like the special days they are, and Kanye isn't going to be excluded from that just because he's a jackass.
But let's think about this for a moment: if you were shopping for someone like Kanye West, what would you get him? He certainly has more than enough money to ...
I mean, come on, who wouldn't want to marry Kim Kardashian? Kim's spouses get super fancy weddings, a television show, and all the humiliation and regret that they could ever hope for! And look at that ass! We could all do a lot worse in life than being Mr. Kim Kardashian.
Kanye knows this, because Kanye has knowledge of all things. And he's trying to lock this down real quick.
From Life & Style:
After eight months of battling with estranged husband Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashi...
I know, I know, we've heard before that Beyonce is not at all interested in becoming besties, or even acquaintances, with Kim Kardashian. We've heard that even though Kim is dating Kanye, the BFF of Beyonce's husband, Jay-Z, Beyonce has made a "No Kardashians Allowed" rule. We've heard a lot of things, you guys, but none of it's true. No, Kim and Beyonce are totally friends. Got it?
From Us Weekly:
After touring Cannes, France last week and unexpectedly parting with some "sentimental" items in her luggage,Â...
We've talked about Kim Kardashian's fashion choices a few times this week, remember? Specifically, we talked about how she seemed to be developing a trend of wearing memorable dresses that other celebrities wore before her. First there was her Gwyneth Paltrow dress, and then she stepped out in Cannes wearing the same dress that had been worn before by Zoe Saldana, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Katy Perry (not at the same time, of course, but if someone could draw that picture, that would be awes...
Just a couple of days ago, Kim Kardashian went to a party in Cannes wearing the same dress that Gwyneth Paltrow wore to the Emmys last year. And then the next day, she wore that dress that you see in that picture up there. It's my belief that Kim is trying to reach her maximum potential for twinsies, because a handful of other celebrities have already worn this awful dress.
The first lady to wear the dress was Zoe Saldana, back in August. Her dress included a little white train, and I can't ...
Last year, Gwyneth Paltrow wore an awful, awful dress to the Emmys. She should never have worn it in the first place, but if she absolutely had to, then it should have been stripped from her body and burned by her servants immediately after the event. Of course, that's how things would go in a perfect world. Since this world isn't perfect, Kim Kardashian wore the same awful dress to a party in Cannes.
This is interesting because Kim and Gwyneth are both pretty unlikable ladies, and if the...
Aww, bless your hearts! It's been over a month since we last showed you any new lingerie ads featuring those lovable Kardashians! I know you've been just sick over this, and I know that you can't bring yourself to purchase a piece of lingerie or swimwear until you've seen it modeled on the body of a Kardashian woman. I'm truly sorry for this, and it will never happen again, if I can help it.
But instead of prolonging your heartache even more, let's go ahead and discuss the photo, all right?
It's p...
"I hope they'll want to film me in my old-folks home, where my kids will probably put me because I'll be too evil. They'll be changing my diapers on television."
- Khloe Kardashian lets us in on when she thinks they'll stop filming their reality shows.
To bring the point home, here's what Kim added:
"We've always said we'll stop when it stops being fun. We're having such a good time, so there's really no point stopping now."
Yesterday I asked if people were beginning to lose interest ...
From E! Online:
Kim Kardashian's boyfriend Kanye West was at big sister Kourtney Kardashian's baby shower on Saturday.
And yup, the reality show cameras were rolling.
So does this mean Mr. West is going to be appearing on Keeping Up With the Kardashians?
He will...at least a little bit.
Not only is he in the just released television spot promoting the new season of KUWTK, but Kim, 31, tells me he will appear in a few episodes.
"I want to show my life," she told me earlier today.
...
Have you ever seen a resemblance between Lea Michele and Kim Kardashian? Because I sure as hell haven't. Sure, they both have dark hair and dark eyes, and a similar skin tone (before the fake tan), but I think that's where the similarities stop. Lea has that distinctive nose, and, um, how do I put this nicely? One of these two girls has not had noticeable plastic surgery. And it's not Kim. Kim has had noticeable plastic surgery. Her face looks mildly to moderately fake. Lea's does not. Was ...
From Us Weekly:
She's hobnobbed with A-list actors and actresses and traveled worldwide as a result of her reality TV success, but nothing impressed Kim Kardashian more than an at-home sit-down chat with Oprah Winfrey.
"Ummmm no big deal Oprah just left my mom's house! #DreamComeTrue," the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star, 31, tweeted late Tuesday after she joined sisters Kourtney and Khloe, brother Rob, Scott Disick, Lamar Odom, and Kris, Kylie, Kendall and Bruce Jenner to fi...
"I don't get the fact, like, why it's talked about. I don't get it. Sometimes I get bored of talking about it. Most women have one."
So what is Kim Kardashian talking about here? What does she have that she talks about frequently and that she thinks most other women would have? A sex tape, perhaps? A throwaway marriage? An ego so big that if it were a physical part of her body it would dwarf her gigantic ass?
Close. It's just her ass. She's just talking about her ass. Specifically, she's tal...
I know, you guys. I know. Two stories about the beautiful love of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in one day, that's got to be a nauseating first, right? But listen, it's Kanye's birthday, and around these parts, we treat birthdays like the special days they are, and Kanye isn't going to be excluded from that just because he's a jackass.
But let's think about this for a moment: if you were shopping for someone like Kanye West, what would you get him? He certainly has more than enough money to ...
I mean, come on, who wouldn't want to marry Kim Kardashian? Kim's spouses get super fancy weddings, a television show, and all the humiliation and regret that they could ever hope for! And look at that ass! We could all do a lot worse in life than being Mr. Kim Kardashian.
Kanye knows this, because Kanye has knowledge of all things. And he's trying to lock this down real quick.
From Life & Style:
After eight months of battling with estranged husband Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashi...
I know, I know, we've heard before that Beyonce is not at all interested in becoming besties, or even acquaintances, with Kim Kardashian. We've heard that even though Kim is dating Kanye, the BFF of Beyonce's husband, Jay-Z, Beyonce has made a "No Kardashians Allowed" rule. We've heard a lot of things, you guys, but none of it's true. No, Kim and Beyonce are totally friends. Got it?
From Us Weekly:
After touring Cannes, France last week and unexpectedly parting with some "sentimental" items in her luggage,Â...
We've talked about Kim Kardashian's fashion choices a few times this week, remember? Specifically, we talked about how she seemed to be developing a trend of wearing memorable dresses that other celebrities wore before her. First there was her Gwyneth Paltrow dress, and then she stepped out in Cannes wearing the same dress that had been worn before by Zoe Saldana, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Katy Perry (not at the same time, of course, but if someone could draw that picture, that would be awes...
Just a couple of days ago, Kim Kardashian went to a party in Cannes wearing the same dress that Gwyneth Paltrow wore to the Emmys last year. And then the next day, she wore that dress that you see in that picture up there. It's my belief that Kim is trying to reach her maximum potential for twinsies, because a handful of other celebrities have already worn this awful dress.
The first lady to wear the dress was Zoe Saldana, back in August. Her dress included a little white train, and I can't ...
Last year, Gwyneth Paltrow wore an awful, awful dress to the Emmys. She should never have worn it in the first place, but if she absolutely had to, then it should have been stripped from her body and burned by her servants immediately after the event. Of course, that's how things would go in a perfect world. Since this world isn't perfect, Kim Kardashian wore the same awful dress to a party in Cannes.
This is interesting because Kim and Gwyneth are both pretty unlikable ladies, and if the...
Aww, bless your hearts! It's been over a month since we last showed you any new lingerie ads featuring those lovable Kardashians! I know you've been just sick over this, and I know that you can't bring yourself to purchase a piece of lingerie or swimwear until you've seen it modeled on the body of a Kardashian woman. I'm truly sorry for this, and it will never happen again, if I can help it.
But instead of prolonging your heartache even more, let's go ahead and discuss the photo, all right?
It's p...
"I hope they'll want to film me in my old-folks home, where my kids will probably put me because I'll be too evil. They'll be changing my diapers on television."
- Khloe Kardashian lets us in on when she thinks they'll stop filming their reality shows.
To bring the point home, here's what Kim added:
"We've always said we'll stop when it stops being fun. We're having such a good time, so there's really no point stopping now."
Yesterday I asked if people were beginning to lose interest ...
From E! Online:
Kim Kardashian's boyfriend Kanye West was at big sister Kourtney Kardashian's baby shower on Saturday.
And yup, the reality show cameras were rolling.
So does this mean Mr. West is going to be appearing on Keeping Up With the Kardashians?
He will...at least a little bit.
Not only is he in the just released television spot promoting the new season of KUWTK, but Kim, 31, tells me he will appear in a few episodes.
"I want to show my life," she told me earlier today.
...
Have you ever seen a resemblance between Lea Michele and Kim Kardashian? Because I sure as hell haven't. Sure, they both have dark hair and dark eyes, and a similar skin tone (before the fake tan), but I think that's where the similarities stop. Lea has that distinctive nose, and, um, how do I put this nicely? One of these two girls has not had noticeable plastic surgery. And it's not Kim. Kim has had noticeable plastic surgery. Her face looks mildly to moderately fake. Lea's does not. Was ...