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Let Kim Kardashian Teach You How to Look Just Like Kim Kardashian

I'll just be straight with you: this interview is asinine. Kim does this grating fake laugh all the way through it, and it's fairly obvious that she doesn't want to be doing the interview and that she's barely listening to the woman doing the interview. She interrupts her quite a few times, and she keeps passing up chances to joke around or actually have a conversation and instead gives her boring automated responses. But another thing that Kim does is demonstrate how she does her makeup....

Hey Look, It’s Kim Kardashian in A Bikini!

A photo of Kim Kardashian This is a photo that Kim Kardashian posted to her Twitter, along with the caption "sunrise summertime shoot!" and the tags "no filter" and "no photoshop." And I have no trouble believing that this photo wasn't edited in any way, because I really don't think that's Kim at all. Look at her face. Here's a slightly bigger version for you to study. Sure, the hips are there, but the face just doesn't look like Kim to me. It's in the eyes, I think. To me, this picture looks a little like Jennife...

Kanye West Is Great at Buying Presents

A photo of Kanye West Who's surprised? Anyone? I didn't think so. Here is something that Kanye bought for Kim Kardashian: Yep, it's a big ol' skull made of gold, and it costs around $34,000. That's, uh, sweet, I guess. Here are some additional details: Given his penchant for extravagant spending, it should come as no surprise that Kanye West has recently been showering those closest to him with $34,000 gold skull statues. If nothing else, at least we now know that he’s a practical gift-giver! For Father’s Da...

Kim Kardashian Is An Aunt Again!

A photo of Kim Kardashian No, Kourtney hasn't had her second baby yet. And no, Khloe isn't pregnant. Kim just decided to declare herself "Auntie Kim" to Beyonce's kid. From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy: Kim Kardashian is desperate to become BFFs with Beyonce – and she’s spoiling the singer’s baby to get super-close, say sources. Kim splurged on a $5000 diamond-studded baby bracelet for Beyonce and Jay-Z’s 6-month-old daughter Blue Ivy. But Kim presumptuously personalized the trinket with the ...

Quotables: Kim Kardashian Is So Embarrassing

A photo of Kim Kardashian "I’ve always been the type to fall in love fast and, with every boyfriend, I plan out my wedding in my head." Oh god, of course Kim Kardashian is That Girl. I bet she goes into business meetings and doodles hearts and rainbows and writes "Mrs. Kim West" or "Mrs. Kim Bush" or "Mrs. Kim Bieber" (don't tell me she's never thought about it). I bet she gets home from first dates and calls up a friend to talk about how "no seriously, I think this guy is The One" and "we would make totally cute babies!" A...

Kris Jenner Is “Proud” That Her Daughters Are “So Sexy”

A photo of Kris Jenner Oh, but just so you're completely clear on what we're talking about here, this is a story about how Kris Jenner is proud that her youngest daughters are so sexy. I mean, I'm sure she's proud of Kim and all, but no, right now we're talking about Kendall and Kylie. The 16-year-old and the 14-year-old. Yeah: In typical American families, parents display photos of their teenagers – innocent yearbook shots and department store portraits – on the mantel or along the stairway wall. But there is nothing typical about the Kardashians: matriarch momanager Kris Jenner is drawing f...

Kanye Is Controlling Kim’s Hair Now, Too

A photo of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Do you see that situation happening on top of Kim Kardashian's head right there? That's supposed to be her real hair. No extensions. You can also see that Kim's makeup looks a little lighter than it usually does. So what's the deal? Has Kim turned over a new leaf? Did she just feel like being a little more laid back? Nah, the deal is that Kanye wants her to be more natural. Cool, I guess. From Radar: Kanye West has told his girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, to ditch her signature hair ex...

Kim and Kanye: “This Sh-t Is For Real”

A photo of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian But is this shit for real enough to be deserving of another televised fairy tale wedding? Of course it is: Kim Kardashian is no stranger to walking down the aisle — she already has two marriages under her belt. But the next time she gets married, if it is to Kanye West, the cameras may be capturing her third wedding! “Kanye wouldn’t be opposed to having a huge TV wedding,” a source close to the rapper explains to HollywoodLife.com. “He’d do it just to prove his wedding to Kim would get more way more viewers than Prince Williams’ wedding....

Kim Kardashian Compared Herself to Who?

A photo of Kim Kardashian Look, I know that this is the third story about Kim Kardashian that we've told you today. I know that, and I'm sorry. But listen ... this bitch ... In a gem from her interview with Oprah that I somehow missed, she made a very educated, well-thought-out statement: “I think if I’m 40, and I don’t have any kids,and I’m not married, I would have a baby artificially inseminated,” she said. “I would feel like Mary, like Jesus is my baby.” Sorry, Kimmy, but I'm pretty sure that...

Kim Kardashian: “I Hate to Talk About Myself”

A photo of the Kardashian family and Oprah Winfrey Oh wow. This is too rich, it really is. Last night the second part of Oprah's interview with the Kardashians aired, and Kim actually said that she hates to talk about herself. Goodness gracious, what a joke. Let's break down the interview and see if we can find any other gems, shall we? - When Kim was asked about Kanye, she said that "I don't know why it took us so long to get together. I think we've always had an attraction to each other...one day it just happened. It took me by surprise." She also said that Kanye is what s...

Kanye Has A Great Idea for An Album

A photo of Kanye West Kanye does have a pretty great idea for a new album, but first we need to talk about this picture and how amazing it is. There's Kanye's dumb expression, which never fails to make me giggle, but of course your eyes go straight for the man in the background. The man with the shorts that seem just a tiny bit too short. The man with the glorious tank top. The man who stole our hearts. But anyway, here's Kanye's idea: Rapper Kanye West has a wild idea, as he is attempting to make an album composed of mostly animal noises. He exper...

Kim Kardashian Is Totally Sorry About That Whole Marriage Thing

A photo of Kim Kardashian Hey, do you remember that one time that Kim Kardashian met that one dude, and they hung out for a while and then got engaged so that she could have her super special princess day, but then a couple of months later she was like "I can't do this anymore LOL" and they broke up? So does she, and she's totally, totally sorry if she hurt anybody, but she doesn't have any regrets. Because of course she doesn't. Here are a few lovely quotes from that interview she did with Oprah: Kim Kardashian is known for living every bit of her life on TV, howev...
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