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Kim And Kanye Are Probably Getting Their Own Show, Kris Jenner Wants to Direct

A photo of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West From Hollywood Life: Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner are at war over Kim and Kanye West’s upcoming reality show. Kim wants the show to focus on her relationship with Kanye and their adventures in the fashion and music world. But Kris is demanding that she have complete creative control over the show, and wants it to be full of drama and chaos to pull in top ratings! A friend of the Kardashian family tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY, “It’s not pretty! Kim is sick and tired of Kris t...

Love It or Leave It: What Are You Wearing, Kim Kardashian?

A photo of Kim Kardashian Do my eyes deceive me, Kim, or is that a wedding dress you're wearing? You tweeted this photo last night along with the caption "late night fitting," and regardless of whether or not it actually is a wedding dress, I'm pretty sure you know that I know that you want everyone to think it is. So what's the deal? Can you really not wait a few more months for all this? Everyone knows you want to be Mrs. Kanye West, and that's great, that's wonderful, but everyone also knows that you're still married...

Quotables: Kim Kardashian Is Such An Innovator

A photo of Kim Kardashian It’s always funny to me when people say that I’m famous for being famous. I think it’s fascinating, because it’s still entertainment, you know? It’s fun to see the progression of that idea. I don’t take offense to it at all. I’m not naïve to the fact that I’m not a singer or an actress or anything like that. I’ve never claimed to be anything that I’m not. I think [reality] is still a new form of entertainment that was kind of an unexpected thing. It reminds me of rap music....

Here’s Kim Kardashian “Channeling Diana Ross”

A photo of Kim Kardashian I just ... I can't even think of anything to say just yet about these photos that Kim posted on her blog. These are photos that were taken backstage at an actual photo shoot though. Someone made Kim look like this on purpose, for a real job. Ugh, I just can't. Here's another picture: It doesn't even look real, you know? It looks like a parody of a Kim Kardashian modelling shoot. The ridiculous tan, that awful lipstick, and just all of the makeup, guys. The hair doesn't bother me...

Love It or Leave It: Kim Kardashian’s Floral Bikini

A photo of Kim Kardashian Can everyone just stop for a minute? Because something unbelievable just happened. I just said, out loud, with my very own mouth, "wow, Kim Kardashian looks really cute!" I can't believe myself. It's these damn retro swimsuits, that's what it is. Do you remember Taylor Swift's swimsuit? It was probably one of the most adorable things I've ever seen. For one brief moment in time, I actually kind of liked Taylor Swift. It's some kind of enchantment, those damn suits. And it needs to ...

Kim Kardashian Was in Kanye’s “Theraflu” Music Video

Remember that Kanye song called "Theraflu" that had that little part about how he fell in love with Kim Kardashian when she fell in love with Kris Humphries, and how he could get Kris fired from his beloved basketball team? He had to change the name of the song to "Cold," because the real Theraflu was like "oh, no thank you," but the sentiment is still the same. But the video for the song was just released, and guys. Guys. Kim Kardashian is in it. Let me save you a lot of trouble and tell you to just skip ahead to the five minute mark and just wait, because she's only there for a hot second, but it's a really bitchy hot second, and it's totally worth seeing. Be warned though, that if you just woke up about fifteen minutes ago and you didn't sleep well because you thought monster hands were trying to grab you through your bedroom window, it could scare you a little. I speak from personal experience. /> Remember that Kanye song called "Theraflu" that had that little part about how he fell in love with Kim Kardashian when she fell in love with Kris Humphries, and how he could get Kris fired from his beloved basketball team? He had to change the name of the song to "Cold," because the real Theraflu was like "oh, no thank you," but the sentiment is still the same. But the video for the song was just released, and guys. Guys. Kim Kardashian is in it. Let me save you a lot of trouble and tell you to just skip ahead to the ...

Kim Kardashian Wants to Get Divorced Already So She Can Get Married Again

A photo of Kim Kardashian Bear with me here, ok? I'm sure we've heard a similar story before: Kim Kardashian is finally with her one true love (of 2012), Kanye, and they're going to get married and love each other forever (for three months), but that mean man, Kris Humphries, won't let true love be because of his greed and his stupid face. Yeah, yeah. But I think this particular story is a little more interesting, because it shows that Kim Kardashian has truly changed for the better. Wait for it. From Radar: Kim Kardashian is g...

Kim And Kanye Are Trying for A Baby

A photo of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Because who needs birth control when you've got a soulmate, right? From In Touch via Celebitchy: Kim Kardashian’s red-hot romance with Kanye West is moving so fast, she’s already gone off birth control. “Kim is ready to have babies and talks about it all the time,” reveals a Kardashian insider. Since she’s been on the pull for around 15 years, reports another source, Kim is taking “the necessary measures” to make it easier to conceive. Now Kim and Kanye are looking for a house wit...

Kim Kardashian Is So Proud to Be The Perfect Bitch

A photo of Kim Kardashian Understandably so, right? "The Perfect Bitch" is a beautiful title to have, something that would really make your resume pop. And the romance behind it is ... it's just staggering, honestly. And Kim, naturally, is just being so modest about about it all! From TMZ: Kim is telling friends, "I'm honored.  I love it," adding, "I know he doesn't mean it in a negative way when he says the word 'bitch.'" Yesterday, Kayne tweeted, "I wrote the song 'Perfect Bitch' about Kim."  Interestingly, ...

Does Kanye Want Kim Kardashian to Make Another Sex Tape?

A photo of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Here's a fun little rumor! Kanye apparently wants his lady love, Kim Kardashian to return to her old stomping grounds, which, of course, is the land of homemade porn. And I'll admit that I was read to just skim the story for a giggle or two because I didn't really buy it and I wanted to read more about that vicious harpy, Kristen Stewart, but then I read one line that changed my mind entirely, and now I believe this story is true. Can you guess which line it was? From Huffington Post: ...

Kim Kardashian Wants A Baby, Could Do Without The Baby Weight

A photo of Kim Kardashian This was always something that seemed interesting to me, how Kim Kardashian has always claimed to want to have children, even though she's probably the most vain, self-centered person alive. Like, when the time actually comes, which would she choose: her body or a pregnancy? But, as we all know, the time has come, and, if we can believe these rumors (we can), it looks like she's choosing to have her cake and eat it too. Except no cake, because ugh, then she would get so fat. Kim Kardashian has come up with the perfect plan to have a baby with Kanye West and still kee...

Kim Kardashian Is More Famous Than Everyone

A photo of Kim Kardashian From Radar: Kim’s climb to fame began with her infamous sex tape,  and now the reality star believes she is more famous than several of Hollywood's hottest A-listers combined, a source tells RadarOnline.com exclusively. “I’m more famous thanJennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow combined,” Kim boasted to a friend recently. “She just doesn’t seem to understand that she is not a movie star, and she is famous for all the wrong reasons." The Keeping up with The...