"It's like, so old news. I'm technically, like, legally married, and I'm like, pregnant, but some other, like, man got me pregnant. Like, not my husband. Like, yeah, ha, like, ha. Hilarious, guys. Like, so hilarious. Whatever."
Ok, now just imagine that line said in a weird, drawn out, sort of nasally voice. That's basically what this whole entire interview with Kim Kardashian is about.
She did an appearance on a radio show, along with Kourtney Kardashian, and of course everyone wan...
Kim Kardashian's fashion, it's just ... ugh. It's gotten so, so bad. And I know it's Kanye, but it's just disappointing. Like, it kind of hurts.
Like this little ensemble she's wearing in this photo. She's wearing a f-cking cape. It just looks like a regular old hoodie with a bonus cape and baggy leggings. And peep toe booties. Because what the world needs now is more peep toe booties.
Here's another shot:
You guys, she's wearing a cape. Do we really need to discuss this any further? ...
Also, that's an outfit she wore the other day. Just to keep you in the loop.
From TMZ:
Kim Kardashian does not plan to tie the knot with Kanye West -- at least not yet -- but she is angry and frustrated that Kris Humphries is putting her in a position where she may have a baby with one man while still married to another.
Sources connected to Kim tell TMZ ... she does not feel the need to marry Kanye, even though she's having his baby. But she does not want to be legally married to K...
I know, I'm freaking out too, but it's true. Kim Kardashian, possessor of the golden fetus, is refusing to accept money in exchange for pictures of her baby after it's born. Several magazines have offered Kim several million dollars to publish the very first photos of the baby, but Kim is saying no. Kim Kardashian is saying no to offers of money and fame. Maybe the Mayans fudged a little.
Ok, but here's the thing: since Kim is in the early stages of cooking up that human, everybody kno...
How mad is she? SO mad! Like if there was some sort of universal scale to measure madness, her madness would probably be the most ever.
She's angry, natch, because stupid old Kris Humphries still won't give her a divorce. She wants to marry Kanye before she has their love child, but she can't marry him because duh, stupid old Kris Humphries is being a meanie! You understand.
From Radar:
Pregnant reality TV star Kim Kardashian is venting to close friends that her estranged husband, Kris Hu...
Shh, I know. Kim Kardashian is like 12 weeks pregnant, she doesn't really have all that much baby weight. But she's going to have some. She's probably going to have a lot, since she's so not afraid of plastic surgery. And when she does have it, nary a soul will offer her money to publicly lose it. So ha ha.
From TMZ:
Two major weight loss companies won't touch Kim Kardashian's "big fat ass" with a 10-foot pole ... TMZ has learned they have zero interest in signing the pregnant celeb to a...
"I'm so proud of my sisters, but I'll be married before I have a baby."
- Rob Kardashian discusses his own plans of parenthood, forgets about the time that he knocked up some girl who later had a miscarriage.
See, this is interesting for a couple reasons. For one, whatever, Rob Kardashian. That bit about the miscarriage is true, by the way: he hooked up with some girl, some random casual thing, and he didn't use protection, and she got pregnant. It was on Khloe and Lamar even. So that seems kind of an insensitive comment, doesn't it?
And we all know that Kourtney has two kids with her dude, and even though they're not married, and even t...
From People:
Kanye West dropped a bombshell during an Atlantic City concert on Sunday night, revealing that he and girlfriend Kim Kardashian are expecting a child.
The news of the reality starlet's pregnancy was quickly followed by an outpouring of congratulatory Twitter messages from family members.
"Oh BABY BABY BABY!!" shouts Kim's mom Kris Jenner.
Adds sister Kourtney: "Been wanting to shout from the rooftops with joy and now I can! Another angel to welcome to our family. Overwhelm...
From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
Kim Kardashian got the gift of a lifetime – she’s pregnant, say sources. Kim was photographed shopping in Miami on Dec. 12 in a tight skirt with a bare midriff that exposed her bulging tummy – and now friends say Kim is in the early stages of her surprise pregnancy.
“Despite all of her talk about exercising harder and eating healthier, it’s obvious that Kim has gained at least 10 pounds in the past few weeks, and it all seems to be aro...
I think we can all agree that this is amazing, right? Because this is probably the best she's ever looked. She looks incredible. Sure, there's that weird thing with her shirt, the thing where it's kind of sheer and you can see her bra and everything, that's probably not the best she's ever dressed, but I actually think she looks beautiful here. Is that crazy? I really love her hair.
Here's another shot from Instagram:
By the way, the guy who cut her hair? His name is Chris Mc...
Because we all know that it's not Christmastime until we see how the Kardashians and the Jenners decided to come together for their annual Christmas card.
There's a couple of interesting things here, I guess. Obviously, Kanye isn't there, which is extremely upsetting, and also surprising. Don't they realize how much more press they would get with this is he was on there? There's not any trouble in Kimye paradise, is there? Heaven forbid Kim lose the latest love of her life, especially when she's still married to her last one. Can you ev...
Yeah, apparently this is a thing that people do now. If you get tired of shoving a needle in your face for that hot "temporary paralysis" look, you can just rub blood on your face! It's less invasive, except for the part where they take your blood for the rubbing, and it's so edgy! You can be the 21st century Elizabeth Bathory!
Except I think Kim Kardashian has already snapped up that title:
Just how far is Kim Kardashian willing to go for beauty? Pretty bloody far, friends say, and they ...
"It's like, so old news. I'm technically, like, legally married, and I'm like, pregnant, but some other, like, man got me pregnant. Like, not my husband. Like, yeah, ha, like, ha. Hilarious, guys. Like, so hilarious. Whatever."
Ok, now just imagine that line said in a weird, drawn out, sort of nasally voice. That's basically what this whole entire interview with Kim Kardashian is about.
She did an appearance on a radio show, along with Kourtney Kardashian, and of course everyone wan...
Kim Kardashian's fashion, it's just ... ugh. It's gotten so, so bad. And I know it's Kanye, but it's just disappointing. Like, it kind of hurts.
Like this little ensemble she's wearing in this photo. She's wearing a f-cking cape. It just looks like a regular old hoodie with a bonus cape and baggy leggings. And peep toe booties. Because what the world needs now is more peep toe booties.
Here's another shot:
You guys, she's wearing a cape. Do we really need to discuss this any further? ...
Also, that's an outfit she wore the other day. Just to keep you in the loop.
From TMZ:
Kim Kardashian does not plan to tie the knot with Kanye West -- at least not yet -- but she is angry and frustrated that Kris Humphries is putting her in a position where she may have a baby with one man while still married to another.
Sources connected to Kim tell TMZ ... she does not feel the need to marry Kanye, even though she's having his baby. But she does not want to be legally married to K...
I know, I'm freaking out too, but it's true. Kim Kardashian, possessor of the golden fetus, is refusing to accept money in exchange for pictures of her baby after it's born. Several magazines have offered Kim several million dollars to publish the very first photos of the baby, but Kim is saying no. Kim Kardashian is saying no to offers of money and fame. Maybe the Mayans fudged a little.
Ok, but here's the thing: since Kim is in the early stages of cooking up that human, everybody kno...
How mad is she? SO mad! Like if there was some sort of universal scale to measure madness, her madness would probably be the most ever.
She's angry, natch, because stupid old Kris Humphries still won't give her a divorce. She wants to marry Kanye before she has their love child, but she can't marry him because duh, stupid old Kris Humphries is being a meanie! You understand.
From Radar:
Pregnant reality TV star Kim Kardashian is venting to close friends that her estranged husband, Kris Hu...
Shh, I know. Kim Kardashian is like 12 weeks pregnant, she doesn't really have all that much baby weight. But she's going to have some. She's probably going to have a lot, since she's so not afraid of plastic surgery. And when she does have it, nary a soul will offer her money to publicly lose it. So ha ha.
From TMZ:
Two major weight loss companies won't touch Kim Kardashian's "big fat ass" with a 10-foot pole ... TMZ has learned they have zero interest in signing the pregnant celeb to a...
"I'm so proud of my sisters, but I'll be married before I have a baby."
- Rob Kardashian discusses his own plans of parenthood, forgets about the time that he knocked up some girl who later had a miscarriage.
See, this is interesting for a couple reasons. For one, whatever, Rob Kardashian. That bit about the miscarriage is true, by the way: he hooked up with some girl, some random casual thing, and he didn't use protection, and she got pregnant. It was on Khloe and Lamar even. So that seems kind of an insensitive comment, doesn't it?
And we all know that Kourtney has two kids with her dude, and even though they're not married, and even t...
From People:
Kanye West dropped a bombshell during an Atlantic City concert on Sunday night, revealing that he and girlfriend Kim Kardashian are expecting a child.
The news of the reality starlet's pregnancy was quickly followed by an outpouring of congratulatory Twitter messages from family members.
"Oh BABY BABY BABY!!" shouts Kim's mom Kris Jenner.
Adds sister Kourtney: "Been wanting to shout from the rooftops with joy and now I can! Another angel to welcome to our family. Overwhelm...
From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
Kim Kardashian got the gift of a lifetime – she’s pregnant, say sources. Kim was photographed shopping in Miami on Dec. 12 in a tight skirt with a bare midriff that exposed her bulging tummy – and now friends say Kim is in the early stages of her surprise pregnancy.
“Despite all of her talk about exercising harder and eating healthier, it’s obvious that Kim has gained at least 10 pounds in the past few weeks, and it all seems to be aro...
I think we can all agree that this is amazing, right? Because this is probably the best she's ever looked. She looks incredible. Sure, there's that weird thing with her shirt, the thing where it's kind of sheer and you can see her bra and everything, that's probably not the best she's ever dressed, but I actually think she looks beautiful here. Is that crazy? I really love her hair.
Here's another shot from Instagram:
By the way, the guy who cut her hair? His name is Chris Mc...
Because we all know that it's not Christmastime until we see how the Kardashians and the Jenners decided to come together for their annual Christmas card.
There's a couple of interesting things here, I guess. Obviously, Kanye isn't there, which is extremely upsetting, and also surprising. Don't they realize how much more press they would get with this is he was on there? There's not any trouble in Kimye paradise, is there? Heaven forbid Kim lose the latest love of her life, especially when she's still married to her last one. Can you ev...
Yeah, apparently this is a thing that people do now. If you get tired of shoving a needle in your face for that hot "temporary paralysis" look, you can just rub blood on your face! It's less invasive, except for the part where they take your blood for the rubbing, and it's so edgy! You can be the 21st century Elizabeth Bathory!
Except I think Kim Kardashian has already snapped up that title:
Just how far is Kim Kardashian willing to go for beauty? Pretty bloody far, friends say, and they ...