There is no story to go with the photo above. Well, there is, and this is it: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West felt it necessary to get naked and simulate sex for the cover of the French magazine L'Officiel Homme. I just can't with this chick. But whatever, if you think your future kid is gonna love seeing her parents riding each other on a magazine cover, more power to you. So much for learning the value of privacy.
But wait, here's something fun! In another interview (this one with Cosmopolitan), Kim h...
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are having a baby girl. And Kim Kardashian wore an atrocious outfit. Of the baby girl, they are "over the moon." Why is that the go-to phrase for everyone about pregnancy? A source also told US Weekly, "Kanye always wanted a girl." Cool story, bro. Gotta say, Kardashian gave a quote about being pregnant to Du Jour magazine that I thought was genuinely hilarious. I used to always say I can't wait to get pregnant because I will just eat whatever I want, but it's completely different. I'm like, OK, I want to eat as healthy as possible. Though lately I've been watching shows like I'm Pregnant and Addicted to Meth. It definitely makes me feel better if I'm wanting one sip of Diet Coke or, you know, too much sugar. I'm like, This woman is on meth. So true, Kim. It's all about perspective.
That's Kim Kardashian headed out to do a recent appearance on The Today Show on the left. And on the right, that's Charlize Theron at last year's BAFTA Awards. These two have absolutely nothing in common besides the fact that they are both humans with the same kind of chromosomes. Well, they both have two arms and two legs and two eyes and all that, but let's not break it down this far when you know exactly what I mean. Kim Kardashian and Charlize Theron are very, very different people.
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Did you guys watch the premiere of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami? You probably didn't. But if you did, you'd know that Kim said some really mean things about Kourtney, and about mothers in general. Keep in mind that this was filmed just a few months before Kim got pregnant herself.
From The Daily Mail:
She announced at the end of last month that she is expecting, her first child, but before falling pregnant it seems that the idea of having a baby terrified Kim Kardashian.
On Monday night...
I don't know where anybody ever got the idea that Beyonce hates Kim Kardashian. I mean, that's just ludicrous. So what if the idea of Beyonce befriending Kim doesn't make any sense in any universe? So what? That was a really big conclusion for you to jump to, and I'm sort of ashamed. So is Kim.
From Rumor Fix:
Kim Kardashian says that rumors Beyonce can’t stand her are not true. When Kim first began dating B’s friend, rapper and producer Kanye West, tabloids and gossip blogs claimed that Be...
Well, goodness gracious! All this time that Kris Humphries has been pushing for an annulment, Kim Kardashian has been perfectly willing to agree to his terms - the marriage was a fraud, y'all - but she hasn't yet. And you know why? It's because Kris Jenner is the worst mom ever, that's why.
From Radar:
Kim Kardashian is willing to give her estranged husband, NBA star Kris Humphries, an annulment on the grounds that the marriage is fraudulent, but her momager, Kris Jenner, has shot it down because she ...
Amber Rose, ex of Kanye, and Wiz Khalifa, rapper, had their first child, a baby boy. So A+, Amber Rose!
Khalifa made the announcement on Twitter, like so many of us do nowadays. (I can't even tell if I'm being sarcastic anymore.)
Happy Birthday Sebastian "The Bash" Taylor Thomaz!!! ???????????? Everyone welcome this perfect young man into the world— Wiz Khalifa (@wizkhalifa) February 21, 2013
D'aaawww! And who doesn't love the name Sebastian?
Ms. Rose stopped dating Mr. West in 2010. Of course we all know who Kanye is dating...
The point of this story is that Kim Kardashian is retiring from reality TV in its various incarnations - Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, Get the Kardashians Off My F-cking TV Already, etc. After five years, she wants to use being knocked up as a turning point and stop living her life in front of the camera... but only because Kanye West pointed out the concept of "privacy" to her.
From to DuJour magazine:
"My boyfriend has taught me a lot about privacy. I'm ready to be a little l...
I know that in some circles, Kim Kardashian is supposed to be "attractive" or "hot". She doesn't ring my bell, so to speak, but to each his own. We're all unique people with unique tastes, so do you, Kim K fans. One person who is definitely into Kim Kardashian is... well, Kim Kardashian. She's feeling herself so hard that she wishes she could actually feel herself, if you know what I mean.
From an upcoming episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami (via DigitalSpy):
The pregnant reality star was dis...
Raise your hand if you find Kim Kardashian annoying. Now clench that hand into a fist and prepare to punch your computer screen, because things are about to get even worse. The socialite/reality star/whatever the hell she does is five months pregnant with Kanye West's baby and is getting pretty down about gaining weight - you know, as you do when you're growing a child in your womb.
From The New York Daily News:
Kim Kardashian has always been curvalicious but a source tells us the 32-year-old ...
Kris Humphries and Lindsay Lohan have something in common: both got dumped by their lawyers. Marshall Waller, lawyer of said alpaca, played the irreconcilable differences card and split. Oh man, ouch. And on Valentine's Day, too! Just for fun, since this is what I consider fun, I Googled Marshall Waller to see who else he's represented and found reviews of him, like a Yelp for lawyers. Most of them favorable! And in case you were wondering, he charges $295 - $525 per hour. Super!
Hopefully Humphr...
Kylie and Kendall Jenner are already nearly as insufferable as their older sisters, probably because Kris Jenner put them out on the ho stroll a few years earlier than Kim, Kourtney and Khloe. However, while they love their siblings (I guess?), they aren't krazy about being part of the Kardashian Klan and are quite happy being Bruce Jenner's daughters, thanks very much.
From Glamour:
Glamour: We have to ask: Do you ever think about the fact that your last name isn’t Kardashian?
Kendall: We’re full-throttle Jenners! We don’t have any ...