In today's edition of "No Shit, Sherlock", Kanye West apparently can't wait to be a dad to the creature due to crawl out of Kim Kardashian's nether regions in just a few months' time.
From Showbiz Spy:
“Kanye is going to do everything he needs to do to make sure Kim delivers his baby,” a source said.
“So if that means he has to go to classes and help her breathe, he’s going to be there. If he has to hold her hand and she squeezes the hell out of it, he’s going to be one hand sh...
Oh, Kim Kardashian - a true example of how little the amount of money you have has to do with how many brain cells are in operation in your cranium on any given day. Our Lady of the Crushed Toes - who is currently carrying Kanye West's progeny, in case you forgot - has been struggling with pregnancy for a number of reasons. First, she doesn't want couch-ass. Second, it's like, really hard and totally not easy like everything else in her life has been up to this point.
From E! News:
"Being pregnant is not as easy as my sister made it look or as my mom has made it look," Kim said. "I like to be active...but I've been chilling out. I took a week off, just to rest and it was amazing."
Yes, your hectic schedule of promoting yourself and your very real reality show, taking pictures of yourself, getting your hair cut and shopping for hideous maternity wear is something anyone would need a break from. God help this woman when she becomes a mother. Actually, God help the child, is more like it. />Oh, Kim Kardashian - a true example of how little the amount of money you have has to do with how many brain cells are in operation in your cranium on any given day. Our Lady of the Crushed Toes - who is currently carrying Kanye West's progeny, in case you forgot - has been struggling with pregnancy for a number of reasons. First, she doesn't want couch-ass. Second, it's like, really hard and totally not easy like everything else in her life has been up to this point.
From E! News:
"Being pregnant is not a...
Lord, give me strength. Kim Kardashian's reserves of stupid shit to say to reporters must be hitting an all-time low as she's been coming out with some real clunkers lately. If possible, I think being pregnant with Kanye's baby has dulled what was left of her brain cells, as now she's talking about how wearing maternity clothes makes her feel like who she was before getting knocked up. I don't even know.
From her "Mommy Blog" (Kill me now!):
Hi guys! So I love sharing my favorite products and beauty and fashion tips with you all and I wanted to do my first mommy blog today to tell you about these new J Brand jeans I received. They are these super comfy maternity jeans with soft, stretchy side panels in the front and they are absolutely amazing! I feel like I’m back to my old self and I’m so happy! With this being my first pregnancy I’ve been finding it really difficult to find clothes that are comfortable and fit me well, but these are great. Are there any other moms to be out there who have tried these? I’d love to hear you pregnancy tips too!! :-) Xo
So, basically you stopped wearing clothes that were 10x too small for you and got... maternity clothes. For pregnant people like yourself. Listen, we're all about feminism here and women can wear whatever they want, whenever they want, but I love how it was a mindblowing experience to discover that she didn't have to squeeze herself into skinny jeans and chiffon button-down tops and could actually go for an elastic waist. Hell, I'm not even pregnant and I choose an elastic waist for the majority of the week (hell yeah, leggings!).
It's also a shame that Kim has to solicit "pregnancy tips" which to most humans is just "common sense". Maybe someone should make sure to tell her to take prenatal vitamins and eat lots of fruits and vegetables so her unborn baby gets as much nutrition as possible. While we're offering tips, let her know she'll need to buy diapers, which will need to be changed when the little one takes a shit. Good lord. />Lord, give me strength. Kim Kardashian's reserves of stupid shit to say to reporters must be hitting an all-time low as she's been coming out with some real clunkers lately. If possible, I think being pregnant with Kanye's baby has dulled what was left of her brain cells, as now she's talking about how wearing maternity clothes makes her feel like who she was before getting knocked up. I don't even know.
From her "Mommy Blog" (Kill me now!):
Hi guys! So I love sharing my favorite products and ...
I can't even believe I'm writing about this, but Sunday night on Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, the Kardashian sisters got into some serious shit when they decided to become scientists and perform their own experiment. Khloe hears that drinking pineapple juice makes your vagina taste sweet and reports this to Prego and Braindead. That's ridiculous, but it doesn't keep Kim and Kourtney from trying it, rubbing themselves all over napkins and then having Khloe sniffing those same napkins to put i...
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are absolute self-obsessed idiots - and therefore perfect for one another - so I don't really have a problem with the idea of them getting matching commitment tattoos. Besides, I suppose it's better than another televised sham wedding, eh?
From The Daily Star:
The pair, who are expecting their first child in June, have been to famous LA tattoo parlour Shamrock Social.
We're told: "They'll have each other's names tattooed, leaving a big space for the baby's name, so they all intertwine."
Aw, isn't that ...
Kim Kardashian is at war with ex Kris Humphries. Humphries is alleging that he's being screwed over because their wedding was a sham and that Keeping Up With The Kardashians was edited to make him look bad.
Kardashian producer Russell Jay, came clean in court. And it's soooo good. From Radar Online:
[Jay] says there are at least two scenes that were “scripted, reshot or edited” to make Kris look like the villain after Kim decided she wanted a divorce. Jay said in the court documents th...
This is the biggest non-story of the day, but bear with me here, because it's hilarious (or maybe that's just my Dayquil talking). Yesterday, Kim Kardashian was on her way into Studio City in Los Angeles to film her newest show and her bodyguard was there, as well, trying to keep people from taking photos of the pregnant star. Instead, he stepped on her toe and walked on while she just stood there looking kinda pissed off. That's it. The incident in itself isn't all that funny, but the photo a...
Kim Kardashian got real bangs cut and almost started crying over it. In case you didn't know what Kim looks like when she cries, here you go:
Ultimately she likes the cut, and posted a photo of it on her Twitter to her 17+ million followers. She also posted video of the cut. Oh thank God. I almost had no plans tonight. Now I know what I'm going to do. She said that she got the cut because, "I just feel like I need a change."
Do you like the her bangs/fringe?
Here's a photo gallery of Kim K crying, bec...
Don't ever get famous, or at least make sure you don't have a family when you do because they will run their traps to any press outlet that will listen. That's what's going on now with Kris Humphries' aunt and uncle (like, why bother?) - he claims that Kris wants revenge against she-devil and couch-ass haver Kim Kardashian. In fact, he actually wants a "pound of flesh" from her, which I'm sure she'll be glad to donate ten-fold, if all the bullshit about her horror at her pregnancy weight gain are to be belie...
Another day, another celebrity hacking. This time it's not tits and ass we're getting a peek at, but rather private financial information of some of Hollywood's biggest stars (and a few politicians, too). Surprise: they're all rich! Filthy rich!
From TMZ:
Twelve big celebs and political figures, including Jay-Z, Beyonce, are the victims of a hacker who has posted detailed information about what appears to be their finances ... and we've learned law enforcement is on the case.
A websit...
Kim Kardashian had a miscarriage scare Tuesday night, after returning to Los Angeles from France. She's okay now. According to The New York Post via Radar Online,
She was sent home at 12:30 a.m Wednesday, the paper reported, and her doctors advised her to eliminate her fast-paced, jet-setting lifestyle as she advances into the final months of her pregnancy.
“Kim’s not respecting her pregnancy,” a source told the paper. “She’s running around, working out seven days a week. She...
Well, it's a good thing Kim Kardashian has found some comfortable maternity pants, because if Kanye West has anything to do with it, she'll need to wear them for at least 54 months of her life as she gives birth to the six children he wants.
From Now:
She hasn't even given birth to his first child yet, but Kanye West's told girlfriend Kim Kardashian that he wants six kids!
A source tells Now the rapper, 35, is determined to have a family 'as big as Kim's'.
'Kanye grew up as an only child and th...