Kim Kardashian may have given birth to baby North West aka Nori but that is in no way going to disrupt her usual routine. Apparently, Kim needs 8 - 10 hours of sleep or she "can't function" and that's what she's getting, baby be damned. She hired a "night nurse." Basically she hired someone to care for her baby when she cries at night so that Kim and sleep and have merry dreams of garden chic parties full of unicorns in Hermes suits or whatever the f-ck Kim Kardashian dreams about.
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I don't know if Jay-Z and Beyoncé are gunning to be the godparents of North West or what, but they apparently bought Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's new baby $7,500 worth of presents just for being born. WHAT?
From The Sun:
KANYE WEST and KIM KARDASHIAN’s ludicrously named nipper North won’t have the shame of a third-hand Scotland strip to worry about – especially not with superstar family pals like BEYONCE and JAY-Z.
The couple showed up at gran KRIS JENNER’s Beverly Hills g...
Remember how everyone thought Kim Kardashian was really obsessed with losing weight quickly after giving birth to get back to posting selfies on Instagram? Our mistakes! In fact, she's "totally calm" about getting her old body back and can't wait to start her planned diet/fitness regimen... with psycho "trainer" to the most bonkers stars, Tracy Anderson. Here's a hint: anyone who goes to Tracy Anderson is definitely not "totally calm" about anything in life. But whatever, let's go with it!
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I bet you all have been desperate to know how Kim Kardashian is since giving birth to North West (she's got her own tag now, y'all!), and more importantly, how she LOOKS! (Not really.) Well, Khloe Kardashian is here to grant your desires and she's got a gift for you - a picture of Kim sleeping. I'm not sure if this is meant to be particularly groundbreaking or what, considering you can't see much besides her face, but it's important since it's the ~first post-birth picture~ I guess.
I thi...
Because of course. All we got before Kim Kardashian gave birth to baby North West is how "terrified" she was of labour and how disgusted she was with herself for putting on weight and blah blah blah. For someone as vain and self-obsessed as she is, I can sort of believe this story, but of course the media has to take things to the next level and report that she's "obsessed" with losing weight now that the little one is here.
From In Touch (so GIANT grain of salt):
"Kim is obsessed with g...
The Kardashian family is always and forever in each other's grills, so it's no surprise that Kourtney has plenty of opinions on how Kim needs to be raising her new baby. While Kourtney has done the whole stay-at-home mom thing (who's also stayed with an alcoholic with anger and ego issues...), Kim wants to take the baby on the road with daddy Kanye when he embarks on his world tour in the next few months. Kourtney thinks that's a terrible idea; Kim thinks Kourtney needs to STFU. Oh, the drama.
From Life & Styl...
Rob Kardashian isn't doing much with his life besides shedding some pounds in the hopes of getting an endorsement deal (most likely) and selling overpriced socks, so what better way to get a bit of the limelight than by sticking your nose in and offering commentary on something that really doesn't involve you and no one cares about your opinion of? That's right, Rob has lashed out at "haters" of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's baby North West's name. Prepare for some deep philosophical thought here, peopl...
Kris Jenner is undoubtedly excited as hell to give the world insider info about her new granddaughter. On The View, she shared with us lucky commoners the reasoning behind Kim and Kanye's decision to name their baby North, thus making the baby's full name North West. Here's what this gorgeous human being had to say, via Los Angeles Times:
You know, I love the name North. I'm pro-North, absolutely. The way [Kim] explained it to me was that North means highest power and she says that North is their highest point toget...
There was a collective LOL heard 'round the world when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West actually named their daughter North (that was our tipster's info, so good to see they were reliable!), but the happy couple want you to hold the laughter and understand the deeper meaning here. That's right, North West's name is a symbol... and not of nonsense.
According to TMZ, Kimye have said that they see the baby as the "North Star" and gave the best soundbite of the year when they apparently told friend...
Kanye West has taken a note from his true love's wife and "put a ring on it", because he's apparently proposed to Kim Kardashian just a few days after she gave birth to their daughter, North West (still cracking up that that's a thing). According to The Sun, Yeezus has yet to buy a proper engagement ring but gave her a $750k "black and tiger-stripe diamond ring" as a push present. Uh, ew?
New dad Kanye West asked Kim Kardashian to marry him just days after she gave birth to their first child.
The reality s...
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West named their baby North. It was a rumor and also a joke that they would do that, and I honestly didn't think they would. But they did. North West. TMZ got this info from Cedars Sinai, the hospital where Kim gave birth. I picture them getting the info the way Alex and his droogs clubbed people with sticks in A Clockwork Orange.
Fun fact: North was Roger Ebert's most hated movie.
Twitter is making so many puns right now. Even Voldemort got in on it by tweeting, "So I'm ...
Kim Kardashian has never really been a woman of words - at least not words anyone cared about hearing, that is. Still, she's remained bizarrely silent since giving birth to America's Kanye West's baby on Saturday nearly 5 weeks ahead of schedule, making everyone that much more hungry for details about the nameless child. Well, you're not getting any of those, and you're not even really getting a statement from Kimmypie, but what you will get is a sentence she apparently wrote in an email, as dictated by Ryan Seacrest. TAKE IT OR LE...
Kim Kardashian may have given birth to baby North West aka Nori but that is in no way going to disrupt her usual routine. Apparently, Kim needs 8 - 10 hours of sleep or she "can't function" and that's what she's getting, baby be damned. She hired a "night nurse." Basically she hired someone to care for her baby when she cries at night so that Kim and sleep and have merry dreams of garden chic parties full of unicorns in Hermes suits or whatever the f-ck Kim Kardashian dreams about.
From R...
I don't know if Jay-Z and Beyoncé are gunning to be the godparents of North West or what, but they apparently bought Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's new baby $7,500 worth of presents just for being born. WHAT?
From The Sun:
KANYE WEST and KIM KARDASHIAN’s ludicrously named nipper North won’t have the shame of a third-hand Scotland strip to worry about – especially not with superstar family pals like BEYONCE and JAY-Z.
The couple showed up at gran KRIS JENNER’s Beverly Hills g...
Remember how everyone thought Kim Kardashian was really obsessed with losing weight quickly after giving birth to get back to posting selfies on Instagram? Our mistakes! In fact, she's "totally calm" about getting her old body back and can't wait to start her planned diet/fitness regimen... with psycho "trainer" to the most bonkers stars, Tracy Anderson. Here's a hint: anyone who goes to Tracy Anderson is definitely not "totally calm" about anything in life. But whatever, let's go with it!
F...
Because of course. All we got before Kim Kardashian gave birth to baby North West is how "terrified" she was of labour and how disgusted she was with herself for putting on weight and blah blah blah. For someone as vain and self-obsessed as she is, I can sort of believe this story, but of course the media has to take things to the next level and report that she's "obsessed" with losing weight now that the little one is here.
From In Touch (so GIANT grain of salt):
"Kim is obsessed with g...
The Kardashian family is always and forever in each other's grills, so it's no surprise that Kourtney has plenty of opinions on how Kim needs to be raising her new baby. While Kourtney has done the whole stay-at-home mom thing (who's also stayed with an alcoholic with anger and ego issues...), Kim wants to take the baby on the road with daddy Kanye when he embarks on his world tour in the next few months. Kourtney thinks that's a terrible idea; Kim thinks Kourtney needs to STFU. Oh, the drama.
From Life & Styl...
Rob Kardashian isn't doing much with his life besides shedding some pounds in the hopes of getting an endorsement deal (most likely) and selling overpriced socks, so what better way to get a bit of the limelight than by sticking your nose in and offering commentary on something that really doesn't involve you and no one cares about your opinion of? That's right, Rob has lashed out at "haters" of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's baby North West's name. Prepare for some deep philosophical thought here, peopl...
Kris Jenner is undoubtedly excited as hell to give the world insider info about her new granddaughter. On The View, she shared with us lucky commoners the reasoning behind Kim and Kanye's decision to name their baby North, thus making the baby's full name North West. Here's what this gorgeous human being had to say, via Los Angeles Times:
You know, I love the name North. I'm pro-North, absolutely. The way [Kim] explained it to me was that North means highest power and she says that North is their highest point toget...
There was a collective LOL heard 'round the world when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West actually named their daughter North (that was our tipster's info, so good to see they were reliable!), but the happy couple want you to hold the laughter and understand the deeper meaning here. That's right, North West's name is a symbol... and not of nonsense.
According to TMZ, Kimye have said that they see the baby as the "North Star" and gave the best soundbite of the year when they apparently told friend...
Kanye West has taken a note from his true love's wife and "put a ring on it", because he's apparently proposed to Kim Kardashian just a few days after she gave birth to their daughter, North West (still cracking up that that's a thing). According to The Sun, Yeezus has yet to buy a proper engagement ring but gave her a $750k "black and tiger-stripe diamond ring" as a push present. Uh, ew?
New dad Kanye West asked Kim Kardashian to marry him just days after she gave birth to their first child.
The reality s...
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West named their baby North. It was a rumor and also a joke that they would do that, and I honestly didn't think they would. But they did. North West. TMZ got this info from Cedars Sinai, the hospital where Kim gave birth. I picture them getting the info the way Alex and his droogs clubbed people with sticks in A Clockwork Orange.
Fun fact: North was Roger Ebert's most hated movie.
Twitter is making so many puns right now. Even Voldemort got in on it by tweeting, "So I'm ...
Kim Kardashian has never really been a woman of words - at least not words anyone cared about hearing, that is. Still, she's remained bizarrely silent since giving birth to America's Kanye West's baby on Saturday nearly 5 weeks ahead of schedule, making everyone that much more hungry for details about the nameless child. Well, you're not getting any of those, and you're not even really getting a statement from Kimmypie, but what you will get is a sentence she apparently wrote in an email, as dictated by Ryan Seacrest. TAKE IT OR LE...