Kim Kardashian just had a baby, so I suppose we're to be impressed by the return of her ~sexy curves~ as she models - along with sisters Khloe and Kourtney - the new Kardashian Kollection (fuck off) for something called Lipsy. If you want to dress like a Kardashian - and I'm not really sure why you would, but to each her own - then this is for you. It looks like some shit you'd get at Sears, and maybe it is. Terry Richardson did the photo shoot, of course, so there's that.
Here's Kim's quote about this wonderful range of clothing:
"The collection is ...
Well, this is awkward. I guess getting your ass and tits out on Instagram has magical powers on a man, because Kanye West has decided to put a ring on Kim Kardashian's finger and now they're engaged to be married. What made him propose? Was it Kanye's birthday gift for Kim? Did he receive a personal message from Jesus? Who can say?
Kanye popped the question at San Francisco's AT&T Park yesterday, which he rented out just for the occasion. This whole thing is SO over the top and ridiculous, but here we go....
Kim Kardashian posted an ass selfie that sent twitter a'twittering. By "ass selfie" I mean that it was a photo she took of her impressive backside. She added "#nofilter" and made it seem like it was a very casual, "Oh just postin' a photo of my ass, NBD." Kanye then reweeted it, adding "HEADING HOME NOW".
Well, it turns out there was a whole plan behind (no pun intended) the ass-selfie, if sources are to believed, and I believe them because it's the Kardashians. Everything they do is carefu...
Kim Kardashian gave birth to Kanye West's baby a few months ago, and while generally, the mother an adorable new baby like North West would be spending all her time playing and bonding with her daughter, enjoying motherhood and setting a great example, Kim has resorted to her old ways by getting her ass out and posting a selfie of it on Instagram with the hashtag #nofilter.
Girl, we're super glad you got your ~pre-baby body~ back and feel confident wearing a white bathing suit thing that b...
Kris Humphries bought Kim Kardashian a $2 million engagement ring, and while he didn't get nearly all of that back, he got a lot more than estimated. The ring went up for auction at Christie's, and was (according to The Daily News), "valued at between $300,000 and $500,000" (Daily News). So how much did he get?
Dude got $749,000 for this ugly-ass ring:
I think Lauren Conrad's engagement ring is about a bajillion times nicer.
Kris and Kim were married for 72 days. Never forget.
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North West, Kim and Kanye's daughter, made her debut on Instagram today. Oh don't worry, she didn't get her own account, although that would be hilariously nauseating. No, Kim just posted a photo of her on her own account (@kimkardashian) all swaddled up (above). Man, physically that kid really is the perfect combo of both her parents, isn't she? I bet she's kicking it in a fur blanket sent by Lanvin or something.
So far the only photos we've seen of baby North have come directly from the Kardashi...
We asked you to vote on the biggest events of the summer and here are your results!
You voted Cory Monteith's death the most shocking.
Between which birth was the bigger deal, you voted the royal baby over North West.
Your Biggest WTF of the summer was Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus' MTV VMA disaster.
Best celeb fight was Amanda Bynes vs. everyone on Twitter.
Best fashion moment was Kim Kardashian's terrible MET Gala Dress:
The majority of you are NOT excited about the return of Lady Gaga.
And finally, in what I think is an upset, most anno...
Kim Kardashian made her first big outing since giving birth to North West, the most spoiled baby in all the land. She went to the Mademoiselle C premiere in Paris, in a black boobstastic dress with cutouts, streaky blondish hair, and maroon lipstick.
We all agree this is an absolutely atrocious look, right? Especially for Kim Kardashian, but also for anyone. What in the everloving hell is this?
Nothing about this outfit was right.
But what do you think? More pics below.
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Kim Kardsahian and Kanye West are currently traipsing around France for Paris Fashion Week (that's a thing, right?) and while they may have left their 3-month-old daughter, North, back in LA with roughly seven nannies (that's a guess), she's not far from their hearts because all the designers are lavishing the couple with free shit for the little girl.
Designers such as Celine, Givenchy and Lanvin sent over items from their latest collection, most of which are way too big for North and som...
Mason Disick, the son of Kourtney Kardashian and money-as-toilet-paper user Scott Disick, is used to being the star of the clan, and he's not too happy now that Kim and Kanye's daughter North has been born, because she's hogging all the attention!
From People:
“He gets a little jealous because he and Kim were so close. He doesn’t understand because he’s not the big center of attention,” Kourtney said. “I don’t think [Kim] knows what to do; she’s just like, ‘You don’t...
Kim Kardashian is killing me with these photos. I think they're meant to be taken seriously. They were shot for Vogue Paris editor-in-chief Carine Roitfeld's new magazine, CR Fashion Book. According to Daily News they were shot by Karl Lagerfeld one month before Kardashian gave birth. You guys. I'm dying here.
Let's hope for her sake the Vogue website uploads and never deletes these.
You can get it on newsstands 9/12.
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Though summer's technically not over, I think it's time to take a look back at everything that happened these summer months. There was a LOT. What do you think was the most shocking? The most WTF? The best fashion moment? Let's vote!
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