Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kris Jenner blames “pranksters” for sabotaging her family

kardashians jenners Ooookay, wait just a rootin' tootin' second here. Kris Jenner claims that there's some band of "pranksters" out there who are purposely planting false information about the Kardashian/Jenner clan in the media in an effort to sabotage the family, apparently. If that's not self-righteous enough for you, she thinks it's someone in that prankster group that started the whole Kris Jenner sex tape "rumour", as well. From TMZ: Sources close to Kris tell us, the matriarch is convinced she and th...

Apparently “Kardashian Phobia” is a real thing

mike Well, there's a whole new illness on the block, and this one is particularly hilarious/strange/bizarrely fitting. Apparently retail assistant Mike Amess has a severe phobia of the entire Kardashian family to the point of becoming ill whenever he so much as sees a picture of them. HAHAHA! Here's the scoop from The Daily Mail (PLEASE read the whole thing - this is so hilarious): He breaks out in a cold sweat whenever he sees or hears the famous family and says the sight of a semi-naked Kim even makes him vomit with disgust. The 24-year-old from Exeter explains, 'Just hearing the sound of the Kardashians' nasal voices...

Kris Jenner has full-time security to protect her from her stalker

On Location For The New Talk Show "Kris" - July 9, 2013 I'm not quite sure who on god's green earth would want to stalk anyone in the Kardashian or Jenner family, but apparently it takes all kinds and it has happened. Last month, Kim Kardashian came face-to-face with a stalker outside of momager Kris Jenner's house, and now Kris has two full-time security guards WITH GUNS to watch her house 24/7 and make sure the crazies (the other crazies, of course) stay away. Kardashian sources tell TMZ, guards are parked outside the family home in 2 vehicles which ...

Kim Kardashian’s ass had fun in Thailand

kim kardashian ass 7 God only knows what this photoshoot Kim Kardashian did in Thailand was for, but any excuse to get her ass out is a good thing, I suppose. Indeed, Kim stripped down to a gold bikini to show off her "completely natural" cheeks as she frolicked on the beach. I can't hate on Kimmycakes too much - she does indeed have the best body money can buy, so good for her. I just wish we could publicly celebrate the miracles of plastic surgery instead of trying to pretend homegirl was born this way. [gallery columns="5" link="post" ids="147781,147782,147783,147784,147785,147786,147787,147788,147789,...

Kim Kardashian ran away from a blow job

kim k Alright, I know that title was a bit crass for so early in the morning, but I couldn't help myself. Kim Kardashian (and the entire Kardashian/Jenner clan, for that matter) are filming over in Thailand right now, and while they're all #blessed to be experiencing the country's beauty (yes, that's seriously a hashtag they used), they also can't forget to take time for some selfies. Kim was working on what she probably thought was gonna be a pretty bad ass selfie with an elephant, but things s...

Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

Lady+Gaga+3 Welcome back again to Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! Last week, we featured modern-day Grace Kelly, Courtney Stodden, and a very skinny Scarlett Johansson. This week we have a couple of Lady Gaga looks for you, a grotesque Kim Kardashian outfit, and other goodies. Remember to go through the looks and pick your selections for BEST, WORST, and WTF look of the week! So at this point, Anna Kendrick would go to the opening of a carton of cigarettes. Girl goes to every e...

North West went makeup-free in ‘Vogue’

kim kardashian north west kanye west Yes, because there was ever a question that a fucking BABY would wear make-up, it's news that in fact North West didn't need any cosmetic touching up at all for Kim & Kanye's much talked about Vogue shoot. Thank the good lord, because otherwise I'd question their sanity even more than I already do (and I don't think that's humanly possible). From Cosmopolitan: Baby North may have been the real star of the Vogue cover shoot, but she wasn't fussy when it came to makeup. "She didn't need it! She is such a little cutie," Aaron de Mey, th...

This is what Kim Kardashian wore to dinner last night

kim kanye I guess Kim Kardashian must have been eating dinner on the beach last night, judging from the outfit she wore to hit up a restaurant in Los Angeles last night with fiancé and Vogue cover sharer Kanye West. Of course she posted this on Instagram, and of course she's still wearing those same Tom Ford shoes that make her feet look like they're crying for freedom and I kinda don't get it when she's rich and must have thousands of pairs of shoes but she only wears these. Here's a better picture of the dress sans jacket: I mean who, besides Kim, th...

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West torture baby North

kim kanye north vogue Kim Kardashian and Kanye West finally got their Vogue cover, much to Sarah Michelle Gellar's chagrin (among others). And it's not just a bunch of mediocre photos we have to look through and pretend to care about - there's also an accompanying interview that's full of the exact kind of bullshit you'd expect to hear coming out of their mouths. And after reading through it, one thing becomes very clear: North West is going to need so much therapy. North’s parents have already involved her in their creative lives. “I take pictures of her all the...

Kim Kardashian’s Baby Shower Look: Hell Yes Or God No?

kim-kardashian-ciara Kim Kardashian went to Ciara's baby shower wearing a slitted white gown. She posted of a photo (above) on Instagram of her with Ciara (middle) and LaLa Anthony (left) captioned, Celebrating @Ciara's baby shower today with @lala#mommymemorie But let's focus on what she's wearing. What do we think of this look? Is it, "Hell, yes" or "God, no"? I'm going with, "God, no." The top side slit looks like a rip, not a purposeful accent, and the whole dress is a bit much for a baby shower, especi...

Sarah Michelle Gellar threw shade at the Kimye ‘Vogue’ cover

kim kanye Lots of people aren't very happy about the fact that Kim & Kanye got their own Vogue cover, and I can't really blame them. These two are a disaster, and certainly not really meant for the cover of a premiere fashion magazine (though try telling them that). While plenty of celebrities had their complaints, I'm sure, one stood brave enough to actually throw shade publicly, and it was none other than Buffy the Vampire Slayer herself, Sarah Michelle Gellar. I mean, in one sense, Sarah Michelle Gellar has been on the cover of Vogue zero times, so there could be ...

Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

Courtney+Stodden+2 As you can see, my girl Courtney Stodden busted out her most charming outfit for this week's edition of Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! But who else are we featuring? (Spoiler: Lena Dunham's got a new look, do you like it, and is Scarlett Johansson getting too thin?) Click on to find out, and check out last week's looks here. Alyson Hannigan looks cute as always, but I would have taken up the hem a little more; she's so tiny and this dress almost swallows her. Read More...