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Kim Kardashian says she’ll be in the “honeymoon phase” with Kanye forever

kim kardashian Kim Kardashian is in Cannes at the moment for the Cannes Lions International Creativity Festival or whatever the hell it's called. If that seems like a disconnect - as in, why is Kim, who ostensibly has very little brain power, at an event which honours just that? No one knows, but she never misses a chance to put on a tight dress and have her picture taken, so here we are. First of all, let's discuss this dress. No shade on Kim because she's got a great voluptuous shape (and that's not even...

Kim Kardashian is apparently the “most important person on the internet”

kim kardashian kanye west wedding Half the time, I don't even know what it is that's coming out of Kanye West's mouth. It's just a bunch of bullshit gibberish that means nothing and yet still somehow manages to shock and offend people. His latest foray into insanity is his revelation at the Cannes Lions International Festival of Creativity on Monday was claiming that a) Annie Leibovitz is "scared of celebrity", b) that Kim Kardashian is the most important person on the Internet and c) that she was distraught over how the flowe...

This is how Kim Kardashian walks around NYC

kim kardashian y Kim Kardashian was doing a photoshoot in New York on Monday and instead of getting changed out of her cleavage-bearing attire before walking the streets - especially considering it was pretty hot and she was wearing a blazer - she took dem titties on a walkabout to make sure the paparazzi could get some good snaps. I can't wait to see how much therapy little North West needs once she comes of age and realizes who her parents really are and what they do for a living. [gallery columns="6" ...

Where does the time go? North West is already a year old!

kanye west north west kim kardashian instagram Little North West, daughter of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, celebrated her first birthday on Sunday, which blows my mind because seriously, I feel like she was only born 2 or 3 months ago. Where does the time go? Her birthday happened to fall on Father's Day, and Kim posted the above photo of Daddy and baby on her Instagram page yesterday that is way too cute - and that's coming from someone who really cannot be bothered with anyone in this family. Here's her caption: This is what life...

Kim Kardashian’s Bonnaroo Outfit: Hell Yes Or God No?

kim-kardashian-bonnaroo-1 Kim Kardashian went to Bonnaroo to watch now-husband, Kanye West perform. And because it's Kim Kardashian, she wore the above impractical outfit: a sheer top with white jeans. She posted the outfit on Instagram along with a few others: I have some critiques: Those jeans look too tight. The jacket doesn't go. That top is just...I mean, come on. Really? What do you think of her outfit? Is it a "Hell, yes" or a "God, no"? Am I being too harsh? Note: the guy in the bottom photo is someone ...

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are on their “real” honeymoon now

kim kardashian kanye west Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got married less than a month ago and have taken approximately 19 vacations since then, but none of them were the "real" honeymoon. They toured Ireland and the UK, they spent a few weeks around mainland Europe, but it was all just foreplay for the actual honeymoon getaway, which is apparently being held in Mexico. From People: Less than two weeks after they returned from an Irish getaway following their lavish nuptials, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are vacationing in Punta Mita, Mexico, to celebrate the rap...

Here’s Kim Kardashian’s new, married lady signature

kim kardashian west Not much to report here - just Kim Kardashian and Kanye West signing plates (???) at a restaurant in Prague. It's the first time Kimmycakes gets to write her married name, so she's stoked and felt the need to share it on her website. Kim has surprisingly nice handwriting! I dunno why I expected her to write in complete chicken scratch. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

[caption id="attachment_150025" align="aligncenter" width="395"]Yes, this is a real person: Katie Price. See the full outfit in the rest of the post![caption id="attachment_150025" align="aligncenter" width="395"] Yes, this is a real person: Katie Price. See the full outfit in the rest of the post![/caption] Welcome back to another edition of Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! Here's last week's looks. This week, as usual, I want you to go through the various outfits and make your picks for who has the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week. Mine are, as usual, at the bottom. I think we all know who is gunning for most WTF look ...

Kim Kardashian hated her Irish honeymoon

kim kardashian Kim Kardashian and Kanye West exchanged vows in an extravagant ceremony late last month and they decided to head to - of all places - Ireland for a short honeymoon. It must've been Kanye who chose the location, because apparently Kim was miserable the entire time and really hated being away from the glamour of mainland Europe. From The Daily Mail (so grain of salt, obvs): It seems that the pair's trip to Ireland may have gone awry, as sources say they were seldom seen smiling or showing any signs of affection. Insiders claim the Keeping U...

Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

[caption id="attachment_149774" align="aligncenter" width="594"]Guess the celeb![caption id="attachment_149774" align="aligncenter" width="594"] Guess the celeb![/caption] And it's time again already for best and worst celebrity looks of the week! Here's what we peeked at last week. This week we've got some new looks for ya, so remember to go through the post and make your picks for who has the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week!   I'm sorry, I think Kim Kardashian looks beautiful and that Kanye West looks dashing, but I gotta tear into her dress re...

Kim Kardashian thinks Rob’s fatness is “bringing down the family name”

rob kardashian kim kardashian Poor Rob Kardashian. After booking an early flight back to Los Angeles right before big sister Kim's wedding to Kanye West last weekend, apparently he decided to start getting his act together and really dedicating himself to losing some weight. Hopefully it's for his own well-being rather than from his family shaming him. We've heard that this whole ordeal was over Rob not wanting to be in family photos because of his weight, but apparently it goes a bit deeper than that, because Kim is ashamed and t...

Lana Del Rey sang at Kimye’s wedding for free

lana del rey You'd think Lana Del Rey could have made some serious bank performing at Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding last weekend, but you'd be wrong. In fact, Kimye offered to pay her exactly nothing and she was expected to be grateful for it. Oddly enough... she kinda was. TMZ caught up with her to ask her how much it would cost them to have her sing at the cameraman's wedding, and her answer was pretty hilarious: In case you can't watch that, Lana says that she'd do the camera guy's wedding for free, just like she did Kim and Kanye's....