Oh man, I am too excited for this one, so let's not waste any time with the preliminaries:
While some celebs are finally acknowledging new additions to their families, others are in denial about their parental status. Well, here’s some info about one in particular that may add some fuel to the parental fire.
Is he really the father of this baby? As a matter of fact, he might not be the father. The new mom actually did have sex with another guy the week before she had sex with the celebrity. She ...
Our little baby is growing up! Star Magazine has the shocking "first photo" of Justin Bieber's infant love child---wait, what? I know, right? And yeah, no, I sincerely doubt that the Biebz fathered a child backstage after a concert.
But anyway, Star reportedly has the "first photo" of Bieber's progeny. Over at Radar, Star put Star's logo right atop the baby's face, just to mess with us, but I found a scan of tomorrow's issue of Star elsewhere. (Nice try, Star.)
So get this. Twenty-year-old f...
Kiddies! I hope you're feeling that Christmas spirit! Eh? Eh?
OK, I can see that you aren't. That's fine. But maybe a little melody from Justin Bieber will jingle your bell. Eh? Eh?
Well? Are you feeling it? Is this going to be a Very Bieber Holiday?
Hmm. This makes me really homesick for a certain New Kids on the Block album, actually. I love a good seasonal pop ballad. />
Kiddies! I hope you're feeling that Christmas spirit! Eh? Eh?
OK, I can see that you aren't. That's fine. But maybe a little melody from Justin Bieber will jingle your bell. Eh? Eh?
Well? Are you feeling it? Is this going to be a Very Bieber Holiday?
Hmm. This makes me really homesick for a certain New Kids on the Block album, actually. I love a good seasonal pop ballad....
I know that the Beatles sang a whole song about how you can't buy love, and everyone's grandma has always said that money doesn't buy happiness. But come on, it's 2011, and no girl is going to be all "whatever" about her boyfriend buying her mountains and mountains of underwears and every single flower in a flower shop. I mean, yeah, yeah, true love and all, but a private screening of Titanic? Sure, I'm in love, can we watch The Little Mermaid next?
All reasoning aside, here's the question:
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I know you guys, it's a strange notion, but according to a body language expert, Justin Bieber is "insecure" and "controlling." Whaaaaat?
Dr. Lilian Glass tells HollywoodLife.com that the pictures of Justin and Selena holding hands in Brazil doesn’t indicate a healthy relationship — we are shocked with this news! Dr. Glass tells us that the reason Justin is usually walking in front of Selena is because he’s “insecure” about their relationship and trying to assert his power.
“Walking...
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "of course Justin Bieber is a great boyfriend! With those foot massages and that good old-fashioned charm, how could he not be?!" And that's a completely fair thought. You have a good point. But what I'm going to do is recount a recent date of Justin's with Selena Gomez, and after you're done swooning, you let me know how much more love you feel for The Biebz, all right?
Ok. Picture this. Justin takes you to this sweet concert: Demi Lovato, natch. And y...
Here's a photo that Justin Bieber posted on Instagram of himself, Selena Gomez, and six unidentified babies. He added the caption "Brangelina 2.0."
You guys, I don't know what to say. Sometimes I come to you with more questions than answers, and this is one of those times. Are Selena and Justin going to have babies? Is Selena pregnant now? Are Justin and Selena going to tour the world, adopting children and looking beautiful? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?...
"Well, by 25 or 26, I want to see myself, like, married or start looking for a family. I want to be a young dad. I want to be able to have done what I wanted to do – to be successful, to do a movie or whatever."
- The ever eloquent Justin Bieber describes his hopes for the future.
Well, this is it, ladies. The time's come to saddle up and move in on The Biebz, and may the best woman win. It's going to be rough out there - I'm not going to lie, there could be casualties - but this is the moment of truth. This is the time to decide if you...
I know, I got irrationally excited over that headline too, but it's true: Justin Bieber, everyone's favorite heartthrob, is going to release his very own Christmas album! Did you just explode in a mess of tinsel and finally realized dreams? Me too, friends, but let's carry on.
It turns out that all the songs on the album will be original, so if you wanted Justin to tenderly serenade you with "Silent Night" or something, I guess you better return to the safety of your dreams, because all...
Katy Perry and hubby Russell Brand were just trying to take a nice, classy photograph together, when suddenly they were photobombed by the Biebs, who was sitting a row away at the 2011 VMAs.
Haw, haw! He's so crazy-eyed! This actually makes me really like the little squirt....
Well, she might not actually love the Biebs, but Kathy Griffin did make him the subject of her line-by-line satire of Jim Carrey's headline-making ode to Emma Stone.
In the video, Griffin applauds Bieber's "lesbian bangs." She also promises Justin Bieber that she still gets her period, "'cause I know you like that." Tee hee. />
Well, she might not actually love the Biebs, but Kathy Griffin did make him the subject of her line-by-line satire of Jim Carrey's headline-making ode to Emma Stone.
In the video, Griffin applauds Bieber's "lesbian bangs." She also promises Justin Bieber that she still gets her period, "'cause I know you like that." Tee hee....
Oh no, not Justin and Selena! They can't break up! Not after all they've been through! How could this be? Does true love even exist anymore? What other tragedies could this week possibly have in store?
All right, now that I've gotten my impressive melodramatics out of the way, I can get to letting you guys in on what supposedly happened. Yes, there's a rumor that Selena dumped Justin, just like there's been rumors for the past few weeks. First, the story was that Selena had a problem with Justin's relationship with Chris Brown, but now, it seems like she...