And for once, I'm not trying to mock him by saying that. No, today, really and truly, Justin Bieber is a hero. He's a good person, he's a sweetheart, and I respect him. Honestly.
It all has to do with a little girl he calls Mrs. Bieber:
Battling a rare form of cancer, Avalanna Routh scored the most coveted Valentine’s Day date in the world this year.
Affectionately known as “Mrs. Bieber’’ by her famous “husband,’’ the 6-year-old Boston girl got to spend the day in New York wit...
First of all, it should be completely appalling to you that Justin Bieber wants to remake any movie at all. Do you remember his work on CSI? It wasn't that good, and he was just a guest star on a television show. Can you imagine how completely awful he would be as the star in a full-length film? It would be nearly unbearable (Never Say Never doesn't count).
Second of all, it should be completely appalling to you when you find out which movie it is that The Biebz wants to remake. Are you ready for it?
Fear. Justin Bieber wants...
Don't worry, I don't really believe that, that Justin Bieber is the new King of Pop - I actually believe that Justin Bieber is the new King of Dumb Tattoos and Douchebaggery - I only said that because this kid will absolutely not shut up about Michael Jackson in this interview he did with V Magazine.
On his hopes and dreams: My goal at the end of the day—right now—I want to be successful and be great at what I do. But eventually, I want to become the best at what I do. I want to be the best. In the world. I want t...
Justin, listen. Listen, sugar. You know I love you. You know that I care about your well-being more than my own. You know that I would do anything at all in my power to make you happy, and if there was something that wasn't in my power to do, I would research the necessary magic spells, Satanic rituals, and blackmailing techniques that would give me that power. I would do anything for you, Justin, and you know that because of all those letters as I sent you and also that one VHS tape wi...
By now, it's pretty obvious that Justin Bieber loves Christmas almost as much as Courtney Stodden. He's brought us so much seasonal joy with his Christmas songs, and now it's time that he brings us the same joy by talking to us about his favorite holiday:
On Santa: My mom always told me there wasn't a Santa. This was her logic: She thought if I grew up knowing about Santa then finding out he wasn't real, that it would be like she was lying to me. And then when she told me about God, I maybe wou...
I have a lot of fun pretending like Justin Bieber is the world's most beautiful, most wondrous man, but just this once I'm going to drop the act and just say that wow, this kid is the biggest bag of douches* that I've ever seen. The way he carries himself, his behavior, even just his little voice in this promo as he talks about making your daughters scream, it's all just uncomfortable and somewhat nauseating, right?
*Did I ever tell you guys about my first encounter with douches? I was probably 11 or 12, and my cousins and I were giving our grandmother's house a thorough cleaning because she told us that if we didn't she'd hit us with the riding crop (and she totally would - I never got the crop myself, the closest I ever came to it was when I refused to eat dinner at her house and offered to receive a little tap if I could just go outside and play, but my cousins definitely did). I was cleaning the bathroom, and I opened the closet door and all these boxes fell and hit me. They were douches. Douches rained from my grandmother's closet, so I put the back in an orderly fashion, and later I asked my grandma what those things were, and she told me to go outside and hush. I think that's why the term "douchebag" hits especially hard for me. And that's my favorite story about douches. />
I have a lot of fun pretending like Justin Bieber is the world's most beautiful, most wondrous man, but just this once I'm going to drop the act and just say that wow, this kid is the biggest bag of douches* that I've ever seen. The way he carries himself, his behavior, even just his little voice in this promo as he talks about making your daughters scream, it's all just uncomfortable and somewhat nauseating, right?
*Did I ever tell you guys about my first encounter with douches? I was probably 11 or 12, and my cousins and I were giving our grandmother's house a t...
The Biebz has some seriously awful spending habits. Like, sure, getting a private screening of Titanic for your lady is sweet, and who wouldn't love to have his $25,000 Stewie necklace, but sometimes enough is enough. Luckily, Justin is still just 17 years old, so when he does something stupid, he can still get his minor ass grounded.
From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
Justin Bieber has had his driver’s license suspended – by his overprotective mom! The teen pop star’s driving privileges shifted into neutral after his mom, Pattie Mallette, ...
No. No, he cannot. But hey, nobody ever said this kid was any kind of bright! />
No. No, he cannot. But hey, nobody ever said this kid was any kind of bright!...
Whooooops! Nice pink underwear, Bieber!
Whatcha think, you guys? Does the Biebz have a penchant for pink, or do you think he maybe threw his bright red hoodie into the wash with all his Hanes?
Honestly, though: the whole pink undies thing would be moot, if only Justin Bieber's pants weren't flying at half-mast. I mean, reeeeally, Bieber, hitch those pants back up. I feel like I can almost see something I shouldn't be able and/or don't want to see.
P.S. I'm on my laptop in a coffee shop today, which means I am staring at Justin Bieber's ass in public, in plain daylight. And I hope nobody in her...
As if there was ever any doubt.
A couple of days ago, dear Justin Bieber made an appearance on a radio show, and during the interview, the hosts started poking fun at The Biebz for being the most romantic man of our time and setting up a date with his lady, Selena Gomez, to see a private screening of Titanic at the Staples Center:
"It was my idea," the pop star said. "She was talking about wanting to see 'Titanic' again because she hadn't seen it since she was a little girl. We were fighting a little bit,...
That's right! On Friday, the Biebz took Mariah Yeater's little paternity test just as he promised, and I'm sure he aced it.
But why did Bieber bother? After all, the paternity suit was dropped five days ago. And besides, we all already know who her baby's father is.
However! Enty at Crazy Days and Nights has gone wild with the news, speculating that Mariah Yeater may actually have credible evidence proving she got jiggy with J-Biebz. Could it be?
Eh, probably not. According to TMZ's earl...
And for once, I'm not trying to mock him by saying that. No, today, really and truly, Justin Bieber is a hero. He's a good person, he's a sweetheart, and I respect him. Honestly.
It all has to do with a little girl he calls Mrs. Bieber:
Battling a rare form of cancer, Avalanna Routh scored the most coveted Valentine’s Day date in the world this year.
Affectionately known as “Mrs. Bieber’’ by her famous “husband,’’ the 6-year-old Boston girl got to spend the day in New York wit...
First of all, it should be completely appalling to you that Justin Bieber wants to remake any movie at all. Do you remember his work on CSI? It wasn't that good, and he was just a guest star on a television show. Can you imagine how completely awful he would be as the star in a full-length film? It would be nearly unbearable (Never Say Never doesn't count).
Second of all, it should be completely appalling to you when you find out which movie it is that The Biebz wants to remake. Are you ready for it?
Fear. Justin Bieber wants...
Don't worry, I don't really believe that, that Justin Bieber is the new King of Pop - I actually believe that Justin Bieber is the new King of Dumb Tattoos and Douchebaggery - I only said that because this kid will absolutely not shut up about Michael Jackson in this interview he did with V Magazine.
On his hopes and dreams: My goal at the end of the day—right now—I want to be successful and be great at what I do. But eventually, I want to become the best at what I do. I want to be the best. In the world. I want t...
Justin, listen. Listen, sugar. You know I love you. You know that I care about your well-being more than my own. You know that I would do anything at all in my power to make you happy, and if there was something that wasn't in my power to do, I would research the necessary magic spells, Satanic rituals, and blackmailing techniques that would give me that power. I would do anything for you, Justin, and you know that because of all those letters as I sent you and also that one VHS tape wi...
By now, it's pretty obvious that Justin Bieber loves Christmas almost as much as Courtney Stodden. He's brought us so much seasonal joy with his Christmas songs, and now it's time that he brings us the same joy by talking to us about his favorite holiday:
On Santa: My mom always told me there wasn't a Santa. This was her logic: She thought if I grew up knowing about Santa then finding out he wasn't real, that it would be like she was lying to me. And then when she told me about God, I maybe wou...
The Biebz has some seriously awful spending habits. Like, sure, getting a private screening of Titanic for your lady is sweet, and who wouldn't love to have his $25,000 Stewie necklace, but sometimes enough is enough. Luckily, Justin is still just 17 years old, so when he does something stupid, he can still get his minor ass grounded.
From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
Justin Bieber has had his driver’s license suspended – by his overprotective mom! The teen pop star’s driving privileges shifted into neutral after his mom, Pattie Mallette, ...
Whooooops! Nice pink underwear, Bieber!
Whatcha think, you guys? Does the Biebz have a penchant for pink, or do you think he maybe threw his bright red hoodie into the wash with all his Hanes?
Honestly, though: the whole pink undies thing would be moot, if only Justin Bieber's pants weren't flying at half-mast. I mean, reeeeally, Bieber, hitch those pants back up. I feel like I can almost see something I shouldn't be able and/or don't want to see.
P.S. I'm on my laptop in a coffee shop today, which means I am staring at Justin Bieber's ass in public, in plain daylight. And I hope nobody in her...
As if there was ever any doubt.
A couple of days ago, dear Justin Bieber made an appearance on a radio show, and during the interview, the hosts started poking fun at The Biebz for being the most romantic man of our time and setting up a date with his lady, Selena Gomez, to see a private screening of Titanic at the Staples Center:
"It was my idea," the pop star said. "She was talking about wanting to see 'Titanic' again because she hadn't seen it since she was a little girl. We were fighting a little bit,...
That's right! On Friday, the Biebz took Mariah Yeater's little paternity test just as he promised, and I'm sure he aced it.
But why did Bieber bother? After all, the paternity suit was dropped five days ago. And besides, we all already know who her baby's father is.
However! Enty at Crazy Days and Nights has gone wild with the news, speculating that Mariah Yeater may actually have credible evidence proving she got jiggy with J-Biebz. Could it be?
Eh, probably not. According to TMZ's earl...