On Sunday, Justin Bieber assaulted a photographer so bad that the guy couldn't even get up off the ground and had to be taken to the hospital. Allegedly. And yesterday, he was on Twitter, letting his fans know how much he loves them. Here are some of his tweets:
my fans have always been there. from day 1. they are there for me thru everything. they lift me up. so...im there for them. always. #FACT
i hope when you guys hear #BELIEVE you finally understand how i feel about you. I appreciate and love you. this is about us. thank you
we came up from the bottom TOGETHER. every s...
And no, he didn't call an ambulance. Justin made the ambulance necessary. Yes, something intense went down, something causing Justin to get angry enough to hit someone with his little fists and/or kick someone with his little feet. It's not really clear what exactly went down, but here are the few details that we have so far:
Justin Bieber is a suspect in a criminal battery ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ.
Justin was in Calabasas, where he lives, just after noon Sunday at a mall ...
Really though, who was it? Because whoever it was is not a good friend. Whoever called the entire guest list of the Billboard Music Awards and said "hey, just wanted to let you know to be sure to have awful hair, horrible makeup, and/or a really bad dress! Love you, girl!" has a dark, mischievous spirit and needs to be held accountable for all of this.
There was Miley Cyrus, obviously, and her ensemble. Sarah showed you her choices just a little while ago, but you know I can't just let...
GQ just did an interview with Justin Bieber, and it's probably the best interview I've ever read with him. It's amazing. It's probably even better than the interview with Rolling Stone where he said that Americans were evil and that his opinion on politics were "whatever they have in Korea, that's bad." I mean, the opening sentence is "I have been told specifically that I will be able to punch Justin Bieber in the face," so of course it's going to be incredible. I'll show you guys some of the ...
Aww, Justin, I'm so proud! So far this year, The Biebz has been named the new King of Pop, he's changed the world of music forever, and his penis has been christened "Jerry." This guy is unstoppable. But now that he's got a high school diploma, he can go on to college, right?
Nah, he just got the stupid thing because of his mom:
Justin Bieber is growing up. Beyond the fast cars, sexy women and mature new sound, the 18-year-old pop star is now a high school graduate.
The "Boyfriend" singer...
I don't know how this happened, and I don't understand it. I don't get why fans would feel the need to name a celebrity's penis, or why fans feel the need to name the penis belonging to Justin Bieber, specifically. I mean, have any of you ever even considered the fact that Justin Bieber probably has a penis? No, because it's weird, right? It's weird and creepy and it's baffling, it really is.
But regardless of how creepy it is - which, just in case you're still wondering, it's really, really creep...
But hey, nothing we didn't know already right?
In case you missed it, musical prodigy and legend Justin Bieber recently released a new single called "Boyfriend." It was beautifully written with such sound musical structure and superb lyrics, not to mention perfectly performed. Here it is, one more time:
With that stunning song fresh in our minds, it should come as no surprise that producer Mike Posner has nothing but wonderful things to say about Justin and his new album:
"I think our goal...
You guys, how many times have I talked about how great a boyfriend Justin Bieber is? A lot, right? Like, so much that I could understand if you've ever been a little creeped out by it. But listen, this is a dude who takes his girlfriend to romantic private screenings of Titanic and who once bought his girlfriend every flower in a flower shop. I think I'm allowed to swoon a little. Besides, he's legal now, get off my back.
But for as much as I've talked about Justin being a great boyfri...
Justin Bieber's dad always gives me the creeps. Not in any major way, like I definitely wouldn't speculate that he's a bad guy or a bad father or anything, but I just think he's creepy. Like remember that time that he and Justin got Jesus tattoos together? That was creepy. There's a chance that when I say "creepy" I actually mean something more along the lines of "scuzzy," but you get where I'm going with this whole thing, right?
Either way, as you can see, Justin Bieber's dad had a hard time figuring out what to get his son for his 18th birthday. He wandered all through the mall (that was a mall, right? Is that what a mall is supposed to look like? My mall has a bunch of empty stores, a waxing salon, a pretzel place, and one of those stores that sell incense and dragon statues, and that's basically it), but alas, he could find nothing for the boy who has everything. After hours of searching for the perfect gift, he decided to just get a sexy tattoo of Justin's initials on his hip, because what else says "happy birthday, son" like a tiny hip tattoo?
Really, this whole video is kind of sad, and it just made me feel sorry for Justin's creepy dad. I just wanted to be like "make a card, Justin's creepy dad! Take him out for ice cream! Your love is enough!" See, my mom's been having a rough time with her health for the past several years, which means she can't work, which means no money. Whenever my birthday comes around, I always get a really sad phone call where she tells me that she's sorry she can't get me anything and I tell her it doesn't matter, and then that just repeats for about ten minutes. On the flip side, one of my friends once thought it was ok to bring up over a group lunch how I hadn't gotten her anything for her birthday in the past couple of years, which was true, because I had, like, rent and bills to pay, and that's where all my money went. I had to be all "haha, I know, I'm the worst," but then I cried a little while the waitress was serving us. I just don't understand why birthdays, or gifts in general, have to be such a big deal. I give gifts when I can, whenever I see something or come up with an idea that would be perfect for someone, but it never crosses my mind that someone will be legitimately upset with me if I use my money to buy food and pay bills and not on something super cool to commemorate their birthday. Is that weird?
Oh, but yeah, Justin Bieber's dad. Crazy, huh? And creepy. So very, very creepy. />
Justin Bieber's dad always gives me the creeps. Not in any major way, like I definitely wouldn't speculate that he's a bad guy or a bad father or anything, but I just think he's creepy. Like remember that time that he and Justin got Jesus tattoos together? That was creepy. There's a chance that when I say "creepy" I actually mean something more along the lines of "scuzzy," but you get where I'm going with this whole thing, right?
Either way, as you can see, Justin Bieber's dad had a hard time figuring out wh...
You guys, today is a big day. It's a huge day. And do you know why? It's because Justin Bieber, our resident heartthrob, is turning 18 today. Do you know what that means? It means that I don't have to feel creeped out anymore when I see Selena Gomez getting her Biebz on, and I don't have to feel creeped out when I see comment after comment about the things that some of you would do to him. He's 18, everybody! He's totally legal! Feel free to describe any graphic sexual Bieber fantasies you have...
Because, you know, that's a thing, being pre-engaged. It's when you're engaged to be engaged. It's sort of like how right now I'm planning on planning on buying a new car, or how I'm thinking about thinking about finally taking down the Christmas tree. It's the step you take before you take the step to get to the actual step. Get it?
Anyway, that's apparently what Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are doing right now, because Justin got Selena this beautiful ring for Valentine's Day:
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On Sunday, Justin Bieber assaulted a photographer so bad that the guy couldn't even get up off the ground and had to be taken to the hospital. Allegedly. And yesterday, he was on Twitter, letting his fans know how much he loves them. Here are some of his tweets:
my fans have always been there. from day 1. they are there for me thru everything. they lift me up. so...im there for them. always. #FACT
i hope when you guys hear #BELIEVE you finally understand how i feel about you. I appreciate and love you. this is about us. thank you
we came up from the bottom TOGETHER. every s...
And no, he didn't call an ambulance. Justin made the ambulance necessary. Yes, something intense went down, something causing Justin to get angry enough to hit someone with his little fists and/or kick someone with his little feet. It's not really clear what exactly went down, but here are the few details that we have so far:
Justin Bieber is a suspect in a criminal battery ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ.
Justin was in Calabasas, where he lives, just after noon Sunday at a mall ...
Really though, who was it? Because whoever it was is not a good friend. Whoever called the entire guest list of the Billboard Music Awards and said "hey, just wanted to let you know to be sure to have awful hair, horrible makeup, and/or a really bad dress! Love you, girl!" has a dark, mischievous spirit and needs to be held accountable for all of this.
There was Miley Cyrus, obviously, and her ensemble. Sarah showed you her choices just a little while ago, but you know I can't just let...
GQ just did an interview with Justin Bieber, and it's probably the best interview I've ever read with him. It's amazing. It's probably even better than the interview with Rolling Stone where he said that Americans were evil and that his opinion on politics were "whatever they have in Korea, that's bad." I mean, the opening sentence is "I have been told specifically that I will be able to punch Justin Bieber in the face," so of course it's going to be incredible. I'll show you guys some of the ...
Aww, Justin, I'm so proud! So far this year, The Biebz has been named the new King of Pop, he's changed the world of music forever, and his penis has been christened "Jerry." This guy is unstoppable. But now that he's got a high school diploma, he can go on to college, right?
Nah, he just got the stupid thing because of his mom:
Justin Bieber is growing up. Beyond the fast cars, sexy women and mature new sound, the 18-year-old pop star is now a high school graduate.
The "Boyfriend" singer...
I don't know how this happened, and I don't understand it. I don't get why fans would feel the need to name a celebrity's penis, or why fans feel the need to name the penis belonging to Justin Bieber, specifically. I mean, have any of you ever even considered the fact that Justin Bieber probably has a penis? No, because it's weird, right? It's weird and creepy and it's baffling, it really is.
But regardless of how creepy it is - which, just in case you're still wondering, it's really, really creep...
But hey, nothing we didn't know already right?
In case you missed it, musical prodigy and legend Justin Bieber recently released a new single called "Boyfriend." It was beautifully written with such sound musical structure and superb lyrics, not to mention perfectly performed. Here it is, one more time:
With that stunning song fresh in our minds, it should come as no surprise that producer Mike Posner has nothing but wonderful things to say about Justin and his new album:
"I think our goal...
You guys, how many times have I talked about how great a boyfriend Justin Bieber is? A lot, right? Like, so much that I could understand if you've ever been a little creeped out by it. But listen, this is a dude who takes his girlfriend to romantic private screenings of Titanic and who once bought his girlfriend every flower in a flower shop. I think I'm allowed to swoon a little. Besides, he's legal now, get off my back.
But for as much as I've talked about Justin being a great boyfri...
You guys, today is a big day. It's a huge day. And do you know why? It's because Justin Bieber, our resident heartthrob, is turning 18 today. Do you know what that means? It means that I don't have to feel creeped out anymore when I see Selena Gomez getting her Biebz on, and I don't have to feel creeped out when I see comment after comment about the things that some of you would do to him. He's 18, everybody! He's totally legal! Feel free to describe any graphic sexual Bieber fantasies you have...
Because, you know, that's a thing, being pre-engaged. It's when you're engaged to be engaged. It's sort of like how right now I'm planning on planning on buying a new car, or how I'm thinking about thinking about finally taking down the Christmas tree. It's the step you take before you take the step to get to the actual step. Get it?
Anyway, that's apparently what Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are doing right now, because Justin got Selena this beautiful ring for Valentine's Day:
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