I mean, seriously, ladies, look at that fine specimen right there. Really just get a good long look at that tall glass of water. Couldn't you just drink that right down? If you got to walk around on his arm, wouldn't you constantly thank the heavens that you'd been so incredibly blessed?
According to Justin himself, yes, yes you would.
From Star via Celebitchy:
Seriously unbeliebable. Cocky Justin Bieber has been heard telling Selena Gomez that she’s “beyond lucky” to have him...
“I’m actually part Indian. I think Inuit or something? I’m enough percent that in Canada I can get free gas.”
- Justin Bieber lets all us non-Canadians in on how Canada works in his latest Rolling Stone interview.
Other very important points that Justin covers in the interview include fondue (he's had chocolate fondue, "with, like, strawberries and stuff," but not cheese fondue, because "who eats the cheese kind unless you're old and from Paris?"), car accessorizing (he essential...
Poor, poor Justin Bieber. Sure, he's a superstar, the new King of Pop, even, but he's still an 18-year-old boy. We may know him as the best boyfriend ever, but he still has urges, and he still has needs that even his beloved Selena Gomez can't satisfy.
Yes, we're about to talk about Justin Bieber's sex life. Strap yourselves in, friends. It's about to get ugly.
From Us Weekly via Celebitchy:
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are struggling to hold on to each other. Bieber, 18, has spent t...
I know! It's the heart, isn't it? Justin Bieber's favorite lady body part is the heart! Since he's such a hopeless romantic, that's the obvious answer. Or it could be the brain! You can just tell that Justin is the intellectual type, so I'm sure he appreciates that same quality in the opposite sex. Or, wait, he did have that foot fetish ...
Oh, but he's just into asses? That's cool too, I guess. Here's Justin ever so eloquently explaining his admiration:
"I think I'm a butt guy. I just like butts. I'm ...
From TMZ:
He loves her ... he loves her not -- TMZ has learned, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have broken up multiple times in the last few months.
Sources in a position to know tell us, Biebs and Selena most recently ended things last week -- but have since decided to give their relationship another try ... kinda.
We're told Justin and Selena's current situation is tenuous ... they're not "solid" ... they're just figuring things out.
They've been dating for roughly a year and a h...
In case you guys didn't hear the big news, Justin Bieber hung up the phone during a recent interview with some radio station and the little man hung up after he was badgered by the show's hosts about music and his mom. From Starpulse:
The 10-minute interview got off to a bad start when Carballo told his guest he thought he was Timberlake the first time he heard him. Bieber said, "That's funny because our voices sound nothing alike... Saying I sound like somebody else is definitely not a co...
Wow, look at that precious little tattoo! A delicate little bird, right on the hip of our little friend here, isn't that just darling? I think so.
But who does it belong to? I'm sure several of our more, um, rabid commenters already know, but for the rest of us, let's take a look at the tattoo's surroundings. The baby blue underwear, the belt, that tiny, faint line of hair under the bellybutton? Wouldn't you say that it all looks a little masculine?
So who could it be?
Read Mo...
From the New York Post:
Justin Bieber compares a track from his new album, “Believe,” to the Michael Jackson classic “Billie Jean.” The song “Maria” is Bieber’s response to Mariah Yeater, the woman who falsely accused Bieber of fathering a son with her when he was just 16. Jackson’s 1982 hit follows a similar theme.
“That’s my ‘Billie Jean,’ ” Bieber tells Billboard magazine, out today, about the track. “It was something I wanted to get off my chest, and I coul...
Man, what has gotten into Justin Bieber lately? First he assaulted a photographer. Then Norway almost had to declare a state of emergency because everyone went so incredibly crazy at his concert. And then, just last night, Justin ran into a wall during a concert and knocked himself out.
From TMZ:
Justin Bieber was knocked out cold after running into a wall of glass during a concert in Paris.
We just spoke with Justin, who said he was performing on stage, and in between songs he walked backstage...
And I know what you're thinking, but no, that photo doesn't show Justin Bieber pulling a Will Smith and popping an overly affectionate fan in the mouth. Despite Justin's reputation, he can still control his fists of fury when he sees fit. No, according to our photo agency, in this picture, the girl was posing for a picture with The Biebz and touched his face, and his security quickly pushed her away. So I don't think Justin popped her.
But regardless, Justin's fans are absolutely crazy. That's what ...
It's true. Justin Bieber, menace to society, could possibly be facing six months in jail. Of course, since all of us here are Lohanologists, we know that it won't happen. Most celebrities who deserve jail will never see it, and if they do, it's only for a couple of minutes. They're far too precious for the cold, hard prison life. Besides, could you imagine Justin Bieber in prison? Yikes.
But the story is that the case of Justin beating up a photographer is going to be referred to prosecutors. ...
