Justin Bieber has a fondness for hideous body art and won't stop getting tattoos, which his mother, Pattie Mallette isn't really into. But, like anything else, she doesn't care all that much and thinks he's just going to do what he wants to do anyway, so why bother saying anything about it.
From Entertainment Tonight:
"That's one of those things that I don't necessarily have to like," said Mallette, acknowledging that, at 18, her son is legally an adult. "He's going to make his own decisions."
I suppose ugly tattoos ...
It's the weekend, and what better way to spend a Saturday than to feature stories with crazy people? I leave you today with a little gem from your favorite bird-loving banned boxer, Mike Tyson, who - besides his fondness for his avian friends - also really loves... Justin Bieber?
From MTV News:
"I just think he's pretty awesome," Tyson said, "And I think his cut with Big Sean ['As Long As You Love Me'] was pretty awesome too."
Tyson then further emphasized this point by singing a few lines from a Bieber tune (though, to be honest, we're ...
Happy Sunday, you guys! Did you have a good night last night? Did you get into anything wild and crazy? Me, I just went out to buy hair dye and milk and then I watched Just Like Heaven, that romantic comedy with Reese Witherspoon where she's in this coma and her spirit has to get Mark Ruffalo to save her with the power of love. But I bet you guys went wild.
Oh, this post? Yeah, this is just Justin Bieber showing off his ass. He put it on Instagram. I don't know why, but there it is. I know it's not the whole th...
So Justin Bieber has this thing about wearing saggy britches. And not just regular saggy britches, no. Saggy britches like this:
I know, aren't those the most awful pants you've ever seen? That's part of why he's the worst.
The other part of why he's the worst is because of that picture up at the very top, the one where he's in the skintight jeans. He posted that picture on Instagram and said "To those of u who tell me not to sag my pants. Double think that." What a little bitch.
But really, all that tight pants pictur...
Well, this is basically my worst nightmare. Justin Bieber is only 18 years old, and he already has like a billion tattoos. Before too long, he won't have an inch of tender pink skin left. It'll all be covered with birds and flowers and Jesus or whatever. And that's sad.
Don't get me wrong though, because I'm all for tattoos. Get all the tattoos, I'll support you. But Justin's tattoos just seem so silly. Like that owl he has right on his arm. Come on now. Just come on now.
His ...
Are you happy now? Have you gotten your fill of shaming poor little Justin Bieber, or do you still have some more insults to throw at him for smoking that wacky weed? Did you forget what it was like to be a rich and famous 18-year-old boy? Do you have no humanity? No decency?
Well, regardless of all that, this is not about you. This is about Justin, and how even though he makes mistakes, he's still a wonderful person, a bright, beautiful star in this dark, dark world. Here are some tweets he tweeted yesterday that prove just how wonderful - and jus...
Justin Bieber looked really stupid today. But like, especially stupid. He wore an outfit something Kreayshawn would wear. Because some dude named Ryan dared him to.
Ryan said you won't go out in that, I said watch me [...] Haha, too colorful. Next time I'm gonna wear a black hat
Effing poetry right there. The hat was apparently given to him by a fan, AKA, "A Belieber." That's kind of nice actually, I think it's cool he did that. Although by wearing it and joking about it is he making fun of...
Justin Bieber, the Canadian version of my worst nightmare, is constantly doing things to annoy me and all other humans over the age of 12 (like wearing the gas mask above to go out shopping in London over the weekend. Like, what?), but there's good news! NASA wants to send him to space... probably so far out that he never comes back. It all started on Twitter when Justin said he wants to perform in space. That's idiotic, but NASA felt the need to respond to his request by offering their assist...
You know how those two bros planned to kidnap, castrate and kill Justin Bieber last year before they got caught and went to jail? Remember how it was claimed that the suspects responsible for the plot - convicted killer Dana Martin and fellow inmate Mark Staake - wanted to sell his balls for $2,500 each? Turns out they uh, actually did.
From Digital Spy:
In phone calls obtained by KOAT 7 News in Albuquerque, Martin can be heard explaining to Ruane that Staake is "going to kill the pit bulls and you're go...
Ugh, isn't it just the worst when you want to ignore someone's entire existence, but they keep insisting on being a total smacked ass at every available opportunity, making that impossible? Enter Justin Bieber, who is quickly becoming Chris Brown's top competitor for Walking Bag of Shit of the Year.
Alright, here's the scoop. Apparently the drummer for the Black Keys, Patrick Carney, made a comment a few days ago that basically in so many words said that Bieber isn't really a musician's musician, ...
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree when it comes to insufferable asshole Justin Bieber; his mother, Pattie Mallette, is also - surprise, surprise! - the absolute worst. Oh, it was all wonderful in the beginning when she painted herself as just a struggling single mom* who wanted no part of showbiz but eventually gave in for the sake of her son, who was just so passionate about music that it would be cruel to keep him from sharing his God-given talent with the world. Of course, the truth has sin...
In what has to be the most ridiculous story of the day - nay, the entire week - it seems that Justin Bieber was unfaithful to on-again/off-again girlfriend Selena Gomez... with Rihanna. Bahahaha! I'll let you get it all out of your system before proceed. Go on, take your time, catch your breath. Okay?
Take it away, Life & Style:
Life & Style can exclusively reveal the reason Selena Gomez broke up with Justin Bieber after two years of dating: Selena found out that Justin had cheated ...