Justin Bieber's already purchased his one way ticket to Dickville, but some of his fellow celebrities seem to be pretty invested in making that a round-trip journey by offering him nuggets of "wisdom" to help him through this difficult time of... being difficult for no f-cking reason. The latest star to reach out a helping hand? Why, none other that former child star and forever queen of the inability to stay on one note, Christina Aguilera.
From Hollyscoop (via The Sun):
“You live life and it’s hard ...
Bieber, put your fucking shirt on. (unless you lost all your shirts in a fire in which case my condolences and please purchase a new shirt.)
Olivia Wilde, who I never really pay attention to in the grand scheme of things, became my new best friend when she felt it necessary to go on Twitter just to tell Justin Bieber to put a shirt on and stop looking like a reject from a Vanilla Ice biopic audition room. Well, that last bit was all me, but you know what I mean.
Kylie Jenner is only 14 - an age at which I was still playing with dolls (I liked doing their hair and I was a late bloomer, OKAY?) - but she's apparently in a relationship with Will Smith's son, Jaden Smith. The pair were spotted going to lunch in London over the weekend, making me wonder if they were two of the underage kids turned away from Justin Bieber's circus party.
From US Weekly:
Jaden Smith has been keeping up with Kylie Jenner! The 14-year-old Karate Kid actor recently began romancing the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star, Us Weekly can exclusively reveal. "They're dating," says a source. "It's new, but they've been friends forever."
The young stars were most recently spotted together on a lunch date at Caffe Nero in London's famous Piccadilly Square on Sunday, March 3. Jaden -- who next appears in the movie After Earth, opposite his famous dad Will Smith -- was in town to celebrate his pal Justin Bieber's 19th birthday.
I don't have any commentary on this. It's just... whatever. />Kylie Jenner is only 14 - an age at which I was still playing with dolls (I liked doing their hair and I was a late bloomer, OKAY?) - but she's apparently in a relationship with Will Smith's son, Jaden Smith. The pair were spotted going to lunch in London over the weekend, making me wonder if they were two of the underage kids turned away from Justin Bieber's circus party.
From US Weekly:
Jaden Smith has been keeping up with Kylie Jenner! The 14-year-old Karate Kid actor recently began romancin...
This little asshole just won't go away. After nearly causing Britain's collective heads to explode with his sheer idiocy, Justin Bieber has since moved his Tour of Terror on to mainland Europe. First stop, Paris, where Baby Bieber and Co were apparently asked to leave the Meurice Hotel for having shitty attitudes and inciting riots from his remaining fans.
From Metro:
Justin Bieber has just been kicked out of the Meurice Hotel in Paris,’ Paris based TV and radio presenter Jean-Marc Morandini revealed in his blog on Mond...
Selena Gomez might seem like an unlikely choice (at least in comparison to say, Vanessa Hudgens) for a movie like Spring Breakers, which is a girly version of some of the debauched bro-centric shit out pretty often, and that's because she totally is. Still, she was keen to get rid of her squeaky clean Disney image and while she was nervous about parading around in a bikini on film, it was her mom who convinced her that the project was worthwhile. Go on, Mom!
From E! News:
"She loves this kind of vibe," the former Disne...
Justin Bieber - of all people - made fun of Lindsay Lohan on Instagram. Apparently this was one stop he had to make on his Justin Bieber Destroys Himself Tour. In a caption on his account, he wrote, "... to those comparing me to Lindsay Lohan look at her 2012 tax statements ;)"
(In case you can't read this, it's Beebsey going on and on about how awesome he is and "I don't care if you believe in me" and ending with "I think I'm going pretty damn good. And to those comparing me to Lindsay Lohan lo...
I think we're reaching the conclusion of Justin Bieber's epic UK breakdown. Let's do a checklist here, just to recap:
- Cries about the "worst birthday ever" after trying to sneak underage kids into a club and not getting his own way
- Turns up three hours late for his own concert
- Wears ugly outfits on a "dare" then can't seem to keep his shirt on
- Goes on insane Twitter rant about how rough he has it but won't listen to the haters
- "Collapses" on stage and goes to the hospital for oxygen and an Instagram selfie ses...
Justin Bieber isn't having a very good 2013 so far. He's showed up hours late for his own concerts, been kicked out of two clubs, got in a fight with a photographer and canceled another show over what seems to be low ticket sales. His transformation into complete and utter waste of space seems nearly complete! But if you're going to have your head so far up your own asshole you can't see the light of day, you'll want to consult someone who's been there, done that, right? Enter will.i.am!
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Justin Bieber cancelled one of his upcoming Portugal concert, according to E Online. Whose f-cking ass is he going to kick over this one?
"Due to unforeseen circumstances, Justin Bieber was forced to cancel the second operation, in Portugal, on 12 March," the Portuguese promoter Everything is New posted on their Website. "The Canadian singer is eager to play for the Portuguese fans on 11 March."
The message also promised a refund to fans who had purchased tickets for the concert. "Holders of tickets va...
Aw, people were mean to the wittle baby and now he wants you all to say sowwy for making him cwy! Justin Bieber is a toolbox of the highest order, and that's putting it nicely. In the UK alone he's reached new heights of douchebaggery, from showing up 3 hours late to his own concert and making VIP fans (read: kids whose parents paid HUNDREDS for what was literally meant to be 30 seconds with the star and wasn't even that, in the end) wait four hours to be ignored by him to walking around in the middle of winter with no shirt on to show off his chil...
Justin Bieber's panties - sorry, knickers - have been in a twist since he's been in London, especially since the city was solely responsible for putting a stop to his underage circus party last week. Like any toddler, he was bound to throw a fit in retaliation, and that came in the form of showing up two hours late for his concert at London's O2 arena last night. Needless to say, fans - and, you know, their parents - are none too pleased. To make matters worse, he didn't even bother to apologise once he got on st...
Poor Justin Bieber! Scrawny White Usher wanted to celebrate his 19th birthday in style at London's Cirque du Soir nightclub on Friday and was optimistic about the evening ahead of him. A circus themed party for someone over the age of 7? What's not to love?
Gonna be fun tonight. Thanks to everyone for all the birthday wishes. 19!— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) March 1, 2013
Yeah!! Party time!! Let's go pop Cristal and have our friend Mike's brother's best friend's cousin who was ju...