Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Here Are The Top 20 Most Hated Celebs In Hollywood…And Chris Brown Isn’t Even In The Top 5

katherine heigl sucks Chris Brown is a hated celebrity but apparently not as much as Anne Hathaway (which James Franco totally gets, btw). Star magazine released their super scientific list of top 20 most hated Hollywood celebrities. Weirdly Jay Leno is more hated than Chris Brown, which is making me laugh really hard. Here's the stupid list: 20. Chris Brown 19. Jesse James 18. Taylor Swift 17. Shia LaBeouf 16. Lindsay Lohan 15. Angelina Jolie 14. Jay Leno 13. Ashton Kutcher 12. LeAnn Rimes 10 and 11. Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian 9. Anne Hathaway 8. Justin Bieber 7. Madonna 6. Mat...

Justin Bieber Hopes Anne Frank Would Have Been a Belieber

justin bieber anne frank Justin Bieber does a lot of stupid shit, but he's finally done something to take idiocy to the next level. While in The Netherlands this past week, he decided to visit the Anne Frank House on Friday with his friends and guards. Because, you know, a Holocaust victim's memorial is totally the place for a social call. Can you see where this is going? Probably not. After staying at the museum for a while, Justin decided the best way to commemorate the day was to sign the guestbook, leaving behind a few pearls of wisdom which the Anne Frank House was...

Nearly Half Of Justin Bieber’s Twitter Followers Are Fake

justin bieber Social networking is a great tool to expand your brand and keep in touch with your fans when you're a big time celeb (or want to be one), so it's no surprise that mostly everyone in showbiz under the age of 30 is all over Twitter, sharing tidbits about their everyday lives, getting into feuds with fellow artists and/or hateful fans and quite often making us cringe. When Justin Bieber was named the most followed person on Twitter last year, some people wondered how that could be. Well, I'll...

The Daily Bieber: 5 Norwegians Schools Reschedule Exams around Justin’s Concert

justin bieber In what could be one of the dumbest happenings ever, five Norwegian schools have rescheduled their upcoming exams so that students can attend a Justin Bieber concert. Yes, really. Baby Elvis is due to perform in Oslo on April 16 & 17, but educators are worried that teen girls - who are notoriously nutso for this kid in Norway - will skip out on midterms to go see the show. Instead of expecting parents to get their kids to school and expecting the kids themselves to turn up or fail out, the a...

Blind Leading the Blind: Chris Brown Thinks Justin Bieber Is Like “Baby Elvis”, Is Praying For Him

justin bieber chris brown LOLOLOL. Let's all just digest this for a moment. Human shit stain Chris Brown - himself violent, homophobic and just generally a total smacked ass - is "praying" for Justin Bieber after hearing about the younger singer's recent trouble/meltdown/whatever the hell it is he's going through. From Power 105.1 FM's Breakfast Club: "It's a case of how I feel. Being young, having a limitless amount of income to do whatever you want. You have nobody who's going to say, 'Hey bro, you look whack rig...

The Daily Bieber: Justin Banned From Austrian Club, Pattie Mallette to the Rescue?

justin bieber I know we're all tired of Justin Bieber (and I'm particularly tired of typing the word "asshole" over and over again), but he can't seem to stay out of the news for longer than 24 hours and refuses to tone down his... assholery (?) so that we can stop writing about him. After smuggling a monkey - and no, that's not a euphemism - to Germany and refusing to pay for a tattoo, the latest news comes all the way from Austria, where this punk ass has been banned from a nightclub for having his entou...

Selena Gomez Is Not Looking For Another Justin Bieber

selena gomez Selena Gomez may have dated Justin Bieber for a couple of years, but since she finally cut the cord with that asshole, she's enjoying being single and is definitely not looking for another relationship anytime soon. From The Sun: “It makes you more wary sometimes about meeting people because you don’t know whether they want to get close to you because of what you do or because they really like your company and just want to hang out with you. “I’m a big romantic and I want to be very open and trusting but you need ...

Justin Bieber’s Mom Sucks; Plus, Justin Sneaks Monkey On Plane, Refuses to Pay for Tattoo

Justin Bieber's mother, Pattie Mallette, certainly won't be winning any parent of the year awards, that's for sure. After nearly aborting the little dickhead, she's now trying to get famous by writing books and making films about how great actually having him worked out for her (read: $$$$, ya'll!), all the while not giving a shit how much of an unbearable asshole he's turned out to be. Mallette is out on the ho stroll promoting Crescendo, which she is an executive producer on, and of course she's been asked about Justin's antics as of late, the most recent of which being his spitting in his neighbor's face and threatening to kill him, refusing to pay a tattoo artist and sneaking a monkey onto his private jet. You'd think, as his mother, she'd refuse to comment (because you can't realistically expect her to admit that yeah, he's turned into a nasty piece of work) or say that it's difficult and she's trying to work out what's behind his bullshit, etc. Instead, she just sorta shrugged and said her job as a parent is done. From Access Hollywood:
"Him being 19, you know, I've just gotta let go a little and let him make some of his own decisions. He's growing up. He's 19. He's not my baby."
I mean, sure - he is technically an adult and can do whatever he wants, but I'm not even a parent and I know that role doesn't end when a kid turns 18. Can she control him? Maybe not, but if she's raised him to be so close to her and all that bullshit they both spout, you think she'd give more of a shit. But, you know, I guess once the check clears in the bank, you care a lot less about your own flesh and blood. As for Justin, here's more on his other fuckery. A tattoo artist from London has spoken out over the "spoiled brat" who whined and moaned about the £1,000 ($1,600) fee until the guy left with only half the money just to get away. From The Mirror:
"Initially I was told to go to Justin's hotel at 7pm by one of his minders but then I was called back and put on standby all night. "I was finally summoned to the hotel at 6am. I was told money wasn't a problem so we didn't discuss prices." "When I said it was £1,000, Bieber's bodyguard didn't want to pay. They snubbed me and tried to haggle over the money. In the end I accepted £500 just so I could go. "Basically, he's a joke and a spoilt brat. When I was there, I also saw Justin throw a fit with his personal assistant. It was disgraceful."
To be fair to Justin, I'd begrudge paying a grand for such ugly body art. Fuuuuuuck this kid. If all that wasn't enough, he now faces prosecution and up to a $10,000 (or whatever the Euro equivalent is) in Germany for sneaking his pet monkey, Mally, on a transatlantic flight. The monkey's now being detained at customs at his expense. What an idiot. From The Sun:
The star broke strict health laws by sneaking the primate into Germany in his private jet. Last night a source said: “Justin has been acting like a right diva. He is out of control and lives in an alternative reality to the rest of us. “He didn’t think about the potential risks of flying a monkey from one continent to another. “He and Mally go everywhere together. He will be heartbroken it has been put in quarantine. A customs spokesman said: “The animal required a certificate of health and other authorisations.You cannot just land with a wild animal and bring it into the country if the flight has not originated from another EU country and you don’t have the proper paperwork.”
MAKE IT STOP. />Justin Bieber's mother, Pattie Mallette, certainly won't be winning any parent of the year awards, that's for sure. After nearly aborting the little dickhead, she's now trying to get famous by writing books and making films about how great actually having him worked out for her (read: $$$$, ya'll!), all the while not giving a shit how much of an unbearable asshole he's turned out to be. Mallette is out on the ho stroll promoting Crescendo, which she is an executive producer on, and of course she...

Justin Bieber, WTF, Stop Spitting On People

justin bieber douchebag Justin Bieber, you need to get your shit together in a nice little bundle and hold it closer, tiny dancer. You say you're not a bad person and I believe that, but you are making some bad decisions. Like getting into a fight with your neighbor and being accused of battery. Now new details emerged that you spit on them and threatened to kill them. Dude, stop threatening to kill people. The last time you did that, your body guard held you back and made you look like an annoyed dad putting his child into a ...

Justin Bieber Swears He’s Not An Asshole, Just Young

justin bieber Alright, listen. Enough with these stupid kids being self-aware enough to know they're being pricks but not enough self-control to, you know, not be pricks. Justin Bieber - he of the endless stream of asshole behavior, most recent of which is apparently spitting in his neighbor's face and threatening to kill him - is now trying to garner sympathy by talking about how much it hurts is itty bitty feelings when people call him out for being the idiot he is because he's really a great person deep...

Paging Chris Brown: Justin Bieber’s Now Being Investigated For Battery

justin bieber Justin Bieber has most likely never heard the expression "quit while you're ahead", or else he would have stopped acting like a smacked ass a long time ago. The Prince of the Puny Chest just keeps doing things to make you wonder if he's actually Chris Brown in scrawny white Canadian clothing, even following in the older singer's footsteps when it comes to assault. Apparently, Justin's been racing his Ferrari down his residential street in Calabasas, CA and when his neighbour brought it up to him, he went off th...

Justin Bieber STILL Hates Shirts

justin bieber airport Justin Bieber really, really hates shirts and we kind of all hate him for it. We know Olivia Wilde does. The Biebereeno was seen shirtless in an airport in Lodz, Poland. Naturally he paired his lack of shirt with the saggiest trousers man could create, showing a more than generous strip of the tightest of whitest nether trousers. When Christina Aguilera tells you to tone it down, it might be time to "rejuvenate and refresh" and put on clothes. To catch up on any other Bieber dramas ...