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Bieber and Gomez Back Together, World Rolls Its Eyes

justin bieber selena gomez instagram photo Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, one of the world's most annoying couples, are back together it seems. Bieber posted a photo of them on his Instagram with "#heartbreaker" (above). I guess it's easier for celebs to announce their reconciliations over Instagram than it is to release a statement through their publicists. But maybe this is just for publicity's sake, as Bieber's upcoming album is titled "Heartbreaker". And its cover completely ripped off Kanye's artwork for "808s & Heartbreak". I mean look at ...

Justin Bieber Bans Selena Gomez Music At A Photoshoot

justin bieber Justin Bieber's list of requirements for photoshoots has been leaked, and it's hilarious and awful and so fucking corny, I could scream. As if you didn't hate this little asshole enough already, here's some more fuel for your fire. Apparently, if you want to take pictures of Baby Elvis, you're not allowed to talk to him and you're most definitely not allowed to play any Selena Gomez music. LOL! From TMZ: Justin Bieber is a paranoid, self-absorbed megalomaniac ... is what you've gotta think after seeing the laughable rules he sets for photo shoots -- incl...

Justin Bieber’s Being Sued For Assault and Battery, Of Course

justin bieber Everyone's favourite tough guy, Justin Bieber, is being sued for assault and battery stemming from the May 2012 incident in which he hit a paparazzo in the face. Jose Osmin Hernandez Duran filed the suit after police decided not to pursue the matter and also makes claims in of "intentional infliction of emotional distress and negligence" on Bieber's part. From E! Online: The suit alleges that Bieber was having trouble maneuvering his Mercedes Sprinter van out of a parking space and had yelled, "F--k off! Get out of my...

Simon Cowell Advises Justin Bieber To Take a Year Off

simon cowell justin bieber Everyone hates Justin Bieber because he continues to prove what a major douchebag he is, but he's not showing any signs of stopping anytime soon. Ole Simon Cowell - who's long in the tooth but still knows his shit when it comes to young stars - says he needs to rethink that strategy and maybe, you know, take some time off to settle the hell down. Or, you know, just to give himself a break because he's such a hard worker? From Fox News: "If I ever thought one of our artists was being overworked or over-promoted y...

Justin Bieber Is Banned From Indoor Skydiving in Las Vegas For Life

justin bieber Justin Bieber is a little shit, so I'm not quite sure why Las Vegas Indoor Skydiving didn't get payment from him before letting Baby Elvis and his entourage use the facilities. In any case, they didn't and instead, Justin & Co. had their fun and then left without paying the $1,600 AFTER faking posting a photo to his Instagram promoting the facility, which he was offered in lieu of the fee. Uhhh... I can't with this kid. From E! Online: The Biebs and some friends paid a visit to Las Vegas ...

Some Idiot Gave Justin Bieber Another Monkey

justin bieber monkey Hey, remember how Justin Bieber had that pet monkey named Mally and he left it in Germany after customs stopped him trying to smuggle it into the country? Well, no one has learned from that adventure in assholery and irresponsibility, because he's gone and got ANOTHER monkey. He hasn't tried to take this one out of the US yet, but he did hold up a private jet for near on eight hours while he went to pick it up in Florida (thanks, Florida!). From TMZ: Justin Bieber has pissed off a private jet company ....

Justin Bieber: Get Thee To Rehab

justin bieber bodyguard lol Justin Bieber is a spoiled little jerk, and I guess they have rehab for that now. No but seriously, apparently his manager and some other people in his circle think he should go to rehab. Yeah, pot smoking while Segway riding is practically Amy Winehouse-level behavior (RIP). Here's what InTouch is reporting: According to RadarOnline, the 19-year-old's manager, Scooter Braun, wants him to seek treatment for his out-of-control partying, pot smoking and drinking. Whoa time out, time out, his manager is named Scooter? Scooter? I'm sorry, I'm not going to listen to a dude named Scooter. Ok...

Ew, Gag Me: Put Your Shirt On, Justin Bieber

justin bieber Justin Bieber is everything I hate about the world (and social media) and it's hard to just ignore him (as I do with most things I don't like) because he won't stop trying to paste his nasty ass 12-year-old boy's body here there and everywhere. Since Instagram introduced video yesterday, of course he had to get in on the fun by putting up a video of himself without a shirt on, thereby allowing a bunch of pre-teens to discover masturbation for the first time, I guess? I love that this idiot...

Justin Bieber’s Cat Has A Twitter Account

justin bieber's cat twitter Justin Bieber loves posting photos of his admittedly damn cute cat (Tuts) on his Instagram, but did he go so far as to make a twitter account for his latest pet? Tuts The Cat is on twitter with the handle @mrsgarfieldx. This is confusing as hell, I need to sit down. I really doubt Bieber created this account and is tweeting -- this seems more like something an idiot Belieber would do -- but the wording is lot like Bieber's. For example, Tuts' bio is, Yes, Justin Bieber is my owner. I have many ...

Justin Bieber’s Wearing Big Girl Bras Now

justin bieber I guess we're supposed to be impressed that some pre-teen threw her bra on stage at one of Justin Bieber's recent concerts. It's that, or he's grown out of his training bra and is moving into the big time himself - who can say? Either way, he felt the need to post the following picture on Instagram on Sunday: He wrote the following caption to go with it: "I guess everyone grows up."  How true, Justin. Soon you'll get your first period and then you'll be a real woman. Maybe now's the time to ta...

Justin Bieber’s Bodyguards Are Out Of Control

justin bieber billboard awards Justin Bieber, for once, isn't to blame for this one. Well, that we're aware of. It's his bodyguards who are causing problems. Apparently they're under investigation (and not for the first time) for battery. We all know Bieber isn't capable of beating "the f-ck" out of someone, no matter what he says. Here's the story from TMZ: Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Bieber and co. were at a hookah lounge in Hollywood when someone -- not a paparazzo, just a regular person -- tried to snap a pic o...

Top 14 Most Hated Celebrity Couples

gwyneth paltrow and chris martin most hated celebrity couple Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are easily one of the most hated celebrity couples ever, right? Radaronline polled a whole mess of people and compiled a list of 14 celebrity couples that people absolutely hate and Kim and Kanye didn't even make the list! Shocker! These lists are based on pretty much nothing, but they're so fun; from the most hated celebrities to the ugliest male celebs, I know I like a good stupid list. I don't think these are actually in a particular order, in terms of mos...