Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Want to See Justin Bieber Rapping Without a Shirt? Okay, Here Goes…

justin bieber In what can only be described as a scene from my worst nightmares, Justin Bieber stripped down in the video for Maejor Ali's 'Lolly', where he appears beside Juicy J in a track that's all about how much women love The D and want The D at every hour of the day. I mean, admit it, ladies - when AREN'T you fantasizing about sucking some guy's dick? (Ugh, blech.) This video is hilarious because Justin Bieber is THE WORST and is probably the least credible rapper ever to even attempt doing so. He...

Justin Bieber and Chris Brown Are Totez Best Buds

justin bieber chris brown These two assholes - Justin Bieber and Chris Brown, that is - have a history of "friendship", and they're not letting up anytime soon. This time, they met up at a skate park (LOL), where they spray painted a half-pipe together and Justin described his buddy as "super dope". Oh Christ. Breezy spray painted my half pipe. He's super dope. http://t.co/IPTTFAJshk— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) September 5, 2013 I don't really have much to say about this, other than "yuck". Of course, Chris and Justin deserve each other - they're both disgusting human beings and absolute twats. Makes sense that they'd find a lot in co...

What Was The Biggest Event Of The Summer? VOTE!

MET GALA 2013 Though summer's technically not over, I think it's time to take a look back at everything that happened these summer months. There was a LOT. What do you think was the most shocking? The most WTF? The best fashion moment? Let's vote!   {democracy:543}   {democracy:544}   {democracy:545}   {democracy:546}   {democracy:547}   {democracy:548}   {democracy:549}   In case you need a refresher, here are some links to these stories:   Read More...

Some Dude Attacked Justin Bieber At A Nightclub

justin bieber attack Justin Bieber is not the most beloved celeb in the world right now and I guess someone decided he's had enough of that darn kid. Mr. Beeby Beebs was randomly attacked at a nightclub in Canada. Because it was in Canada, I'm guessing his attacker opened with, "I'm so sorry, but I'm gonna have to attack ya now, eh?" This is based on repeated viewings of How I Met Your Mother, which I can only assume is based on real life. Bieber defended himself by kicking the dude until his bodyguards rushed i...

Dear God Make It Stop: Here’s Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber’s Track, ‘Twerk’

justin bieber miley cyrus Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber are probably the two most insufferable personalities in showbiz in general today - yes, they even beat out Lady GaGa for this title. If they weren't bad enough on their own, they've now done something truly diabolical by joining up for a duet... on a song called 'Twerk'. Kill me now, please. 'Twerk' - which features the friend Justin Bieber usually lets drive his sports cars around Hollywood, Lil Twist - leaked online yesterday to the horror of all with working ears. The track will apparently appear on Lil Twist...

Speaking of Justin Bieber… He’s Ready to Settle Down and Have Kids

justin bieber Isn't it a wonderful day when we feature two Justin Bieber stories in a row? (I promise it'll never happen again.) This one's pretty rich, though. Young Thug Jr. wants everyone to know that he's not some bad ass playboy running wild. In fact, he knows how to treat a woman and would like to stick it in one without protection one day soon so he can make mini versions of himself and "settle down". Joy! Here's what he told In Touch Weekly: "I can't wait to have a beautiful wife and little kid...

Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez Aren’t Fighting Over Justin Bieber

taylor swift selena gomez Well, they're not fighting over him or about him. You know what I mean. We all know how Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift are totally BFFs who are more like sisters than anything else and OMG they're just so close that nothing could tear them apart. However, something reportedly did tear them apart, and that parasite was Justin Bieber. Particularly, Selena's continuing association with him because he's a total asshole and everyone can see it but her. You can rest your weary hearts, however, because they'...

Justin Bieber Might Have a New Girlfriend

justin bieber ashley moore ... Or at least a new fuck buddy. That's right, Justin is romancing "model" Ashley Moore and was seen scooping her up in his fancy Ferrari to take her out to eat. Incidentally, he also stopped during the trip to give change to a homeless person, apparently. Change. Because, you know, Justin Bieber can't spare any bills. From E! News: The young pop singer was spotted picking up model Ashley Moore in his new Ferrari to dine at French restaurant Bouchon in Beverly Hills earlier today, befor...

Want to See Justin Bieber Naked With a Guitar? Too Bad, Here You Go!

justin bieber naked Just when you thought Justin Bieber couldn't get any worse, he goes and gets butt naked and serenades his grandmother on her birthday. In the nude. His grandmother. No clothes. I want you all to take a moment to process that. Of course, it's TMZ that got the pics and the scoop on this one, though God knows how or why. I don't even think I want to know... it's just not right. Apparently the pics were taken over Thanksgiving in 2012 at Memaw's house in Toronto. Here's more, if you dare: Our sources tell ...

Oh, God: Justin Bieber Wants to Buy Michael Jackson’s Neverland

justin bieber Poor Michael Jackson must be spinning in his grave like a whirling dervish given all the bullshit that's gone down since his death. Not only has his family gone bonkers as they fight over his money and his estate, but his poor kids are suffering and now Justin Bieber wants to buy his Neverland ranch. Does it ever end? From The Sunday People: Justin Bieber is looking to buy his idol Michael Jackson’s beloved Neverland so he can escape the madness of central Los Angeles, the Sunday Peopl...

Did Justin Bieber Lip Sync His Entire Concert?

justin bieber Justin Bieber performed at the Prudential Center in Newark, New Jersey on Wednesday night - or rather, he "performed", if reports are correct. Apparently he lip synced his entire concert and seemed all strung out and people are none too happy about it. Here's a hint: don't go to a Justin Bieber concert with high hopes. From WENN: Justin Bieber has fallen foul of music critics who have branded his performance in New Jersey on Wednesday “sluggish”, “bored” and “lazy” and accuse...

Justin Bieber Looks For Girls With A Flashlight, Gets In Fight Over a Bowtie

justin bieber I'm not sure how slow news was this week that this had to be a thing, but I guess Justin Bieber went to a nightclub (duh) and was there looking for girls, but since the club was super crowded and very dark, he had to be resourceful and... use a flashlight to seek them out? He was at the South Pointe club in the Hamptons last Sunday and thought the flashlight would get girls' attention. Then, when it worked on two gold diggers, he got in some big fight over a bowtie? I don't even know. From ...