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Amanda Bynes' latest tweet almost made me cry. And not in an, "
Oh, this girl needs so much help" way, but in a, "Oh, I feel that" way. She
tweeted,
All I want is a boyfriend who wants us to grow old and to get fat together.
Me. Too. Not the old part, but the fat part. I want a boyfriend who wants us to get fat together. The old thing will happen at some point. I just want someone who thinks I'm beautiful but will more importantly, sit on a couch with me for hours, splitting one of those chocolate oranges with me.
And she totally knows how to play us. By "us" I mean people like me who are single and really sad and care about Amanda Bynes. And have no direction in life.
I think Ms. Bynes is a social media genius. I no longer think she is on
the brink of insanity. I think she knows exactly what the eff she's doing. She's been requesting that all media outlets only post her twitter photos. When they don't,
she tweets at them, kindly asking them not to use that photo. And most of them tweet her back, saying okay and then asking her if she likes the one they replaced it with! They're humoring her, and she's humoring them, and now major media outlets are tweeting at her asking for an interview and for her approval. Examples:
From AOL Radio:
we think you should DJ one of our stations! How about it?
We think you'd do great! Our Drake station 4ya: http://aol.it/drakestation RT @AmandaBynes: @AOLRadio I want to start singing in a few years!
(lolol) From Entertainment Tonight:
Do you approve of these photos? http://et.tv/ZGHXPZ
MTV RapFix tweeting that she was doing "weird things" to get Drake's attention, and Ms. Bynes' only response was asking them to change the photo they posted for their story, to which they tweeted back,
okay girl, if you prefer that picture, gotchuu
And she's retweeting everything now. So now every other media outlet can see who is after her and who she's interested in. She's also retweeting things that her fans are saying to her. Her "old and fat" tweet got a lot of attention. One guy even tweeted, "I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE" which she then retweeted, so he's probably on his way to being very famous very soon.
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Amanda Bynes' latest tweet almost made me cry. And not in an, "Oh, this girl needs so much help" way, but in a, "Oh, I feel that" way. She tweeted,
All I want is a boyfriend who wants us to grow old and to get fat together.
Me. Too. Not the old part, but the fat part. I want a boyfriend who wants us to get fat together. The old thing will happen at some point. I just want someone who thinks I'm beautiful but will more importantly, sit on a couch with me for hours, s...
Amanda Bynes Amanda Bynes Amanda Bynes. You guys are probably starting to get sick of Amanda Bynes. But still, who can look away? I keep going from thinking that she's mentally ill and needs help, to wondering if she's all doing this for attention, to believing she's just screwing with us and having fun.
Her latest tweets have me almost certain that she's just screwing with us. She has to be. She posted photos of face photoshopped onto animal bodies.
I find these photos far less disturbi...
Amanda Bynes has been on tough tames lately, but her Dickensian tale at least has a good Oliver Twist. The twist is that now she has nice hair. Whatever. Thank you to The Daily Mail for pointing this out. You guys are rockstars.
Our dear girl was seen strolling about the streets of New York, with a much more manageable mass of hair since her Telly debut yesterday.
Despite her very public mad hattery and shenanigans, Ms. Bynes has denied the help of her family and/or parents in any form....
Kim Kardashian may have thought she was complimenting Amanda Bynes, but Amanda Bynes' parents don't see it that way and basically want her to shut the f-ck up.
Ms. Kardashian, while on the Chelsea Lately show, commented,
Am I the only one who is obsessed with her new makeover? I think she looks amazing with the blonde hair and those nails.
Sister Khloe added,
I love to wear fishnets to the gym. I don’t think that’s abnormal.
Meanwhile according to a source for Radar via Huffington Pos...
Amanda Bynes continues to get attention for her strange behavior. Her latest is dressing inappropriately to gym class and having a breakdown.
From Page Six:
Amanda Bynes was asked to leave a gymnastics class after further episodes of bizarre behavior, witnesses exclusively tell Page Six.
The former Nickelodeon child star stunned fellow athletes at the Adult Gymnastics class at Chelsea Piers when she “showed up in fishnets and a leotard that looked like lingerie.”
Onlookers said the ...
Amanda Bynes, oh dear. We're all starting to worry about you. What's going on? If you haven't been keeping up, former Nickelodeon star Amanda Bynes has been up to some weird behavior. Her latest is pretending that she has a twin. She's also been serving up some empty threats to entertainment magazines saying that she's going to sue them.
Now she's tweeting that she has an eating disorder while also tweeting that magazines lie about her and that we should only rely on her Twitter account for r...
Amanda Bynes is insisting that those photos of her walking around NYC with reddish purple-ish hair are not of her. Uhhhh okay. Last night she tweeted,
I have the blondest hair ever! I have an app to change the color of my hair! I don't want red hair! That's not me!
And included this photo as "proof".
By "app" does she mean appointment? What does that mean anyway?
She followed that tweet up with this one:
What? What does that mean?
AMANDA START MAKING SENSE!
Girl, it's clearly ...
Amanda Bynes, Twitter superstar and master of selfie photos, was seen walking around NYC with some brand new purple-ish maroonish hair. She's been changing up her look a lot lately, and I'm glad she's having fun with it but girl can't drive and needs to face up to her consequences.
I guess she didn't technically have to appear at the courthouse in Burbank today, as her attorney went for her, but you'd think it would be a really smart thing to do. She's faced with two separate charges of vehicular ass...
Amanda Bynes is having a full-on meltdown and lucky for us, she's doing it in public forums like Twitter. There's nothing like the warm, cosy feeling you get by snuggling up to her selfies and wise words on love:
It doesn't matter what you think about yourself. All that matters is what your lover thinks of you.
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 28, 2013
Well, Amanda's got her share of detractors both personally and in the media, and she's had enough. Apparent...
Amanda Bynes is going Grey Gardens on us. Her erratic and odd behavior is topped only by her eccentric outfits. Her family is concerned and wondering if they need to fly out there and save her. Save her from what, exactly? From Tweeting Drake more about vaginal homicide?
Amanda "Little Edie" Bynes clogged her Twitter feed with photo after photo of "selfies" -- self taken mirror shots, and not even well lit ones. Little Amandie, pro tip: turn off the flash when you take a photo in a mirror. After posting all of these photos she tweeted,
#...
Amanda Bynes has been a bit wacky lately and it's enough to concern her family. Is it too little too late? I don't think she's been doing anything terribly destructive, aside from her dangerous driving issues -- okay, fine that's legit destructive -- but that's not even what people are focusing on. (Maybe they should?)
We're focused on the stranger, David Lynch-ian side of Miss Bynes. Things like:
-- Locking herself in a dressing room for two hours.
-- Behaving oddly during a spin class...