Amanda Bynes was actually, finally arrested for something (I mean, again). It's not that I wanted her to get arrested or thought that she should; I just assumed it would have happened by now. Good to know we're on track. She was arrested for something weed related and she totally pulled a Witherspoon. From TMZ:
An NYPD source says a building official called police after spotting Amanda in the lobby with a joint. When police arrived she was in her apartment, but let officers in when they knocked...
Amanda Bynes was actually, finally arrested for something (I mean, again). It's not that I wanted her to get arrested or thought that she should; I just assumed it would have happened by now. Good to know we're on track. She was arrested for something weed related and she totally pulled a Witherspoon. From TMZ:
An NYPD source says a building official called police after spotting Amanda in the lobby with a joint. When police arrived she was in her apartment, but let officers in when they knocked...
Amanda Bynes disappeared from twitter -- and our hearts -- for a few weeks, but she's back again with more Bynesy action. The latest rumor is that Miss Bynes is living in a filthy, mostly empty apartment with windows that she spray painted black. I guess she didn't want people seeing in...or out. Very Howard Hughes. (If you want to see the above image larger, you can get it here from Amanda's Twitter). From Radaronline:
The Nickelodeon star invited two photographers into her New York City apa...
Amanda Bynes has somehow managed to avoid dealing with her many car issues -- until now (apparently court proceedings are slow as hell). She's pleading no contest to driving on a suspended license. With all the super interesting things she's doing on Twitter, it's easy to forget that when it comes to driving, she's as bad as Lohan.
From TMZ:
Amanda will be placed on 3 years probation, which requires her to obey all laws -- and given her current state that may be a challenge. She was also warned NOT to drive without a valid license and insurance. She ...
Amanda Bynes is serious about designing a clothing line, and In Touch was serious enough to interview her about it. It's going to be very chic and elegant as she is inspired by Justin Bieber's sense of style and fashion choices. Just picture it: a whole line of saggy pants, caps meant to be worn backwards, the worst of the 1980's, creepy knock-off "Channel" ski masks, and of course, absolutely no shirts (of which Miss Amanda is also not a fan of). And this:
Yes, how could one not be...
Amanda, f-ck, we get it. You don't want old photos of yourself posted online. You said it because you thought you looked fat in the photos they chose and that because you have an eating disorder, it's very hard for you to see them use these photos. Like you should have any say in what a magazine or website does, but media outlets are actually humoring you and using your approved photos. But now you're also saying there's another reason you don't want anyone to post old photos, and that reason is y...
Amanda Bynes decided to reconnect with her parents, much to everyones' relief. Unlike Jenny McCarthy's "help" attempt, Bynes' parents may actually be able to help her out of whatever it is she's going through. If you haven't been aware, Amanda Bynes has been acting erratic as all hell but says that she is not insane.
From Radaronline:
“Amanda reconnected with her parents this week and it was a really positive talk on both ends,” a source close to the embattled actress told Radar.
“Her parents ...
Listen, we all know by now that some synapses are misfiring in Amanda Bynes' brain and things are not going well. She's progressively stripping on social media, she's fighting with Jenny McCarthy (LOL), she's in a love/hate imaginary non-relationship with Drake... These are trying times. But hey, don't you worry your pretty little heads. Turns out, Amanda's not crazy, she just wants all the ugly people to stop talking - a totally rational and definitely not drug-induced request!
From In Touch Weekly:
“I have no clue [why people say I’m insane]. Every time I’ve heard it, it came from an ugly p...
I've known Jenny McCarthy is bonkers since she started telling parents not to vaccinate their kids a few years back, but last night she took shit to a whole new level of bonkers as she took to Twitter to claim that police had swarmed Amanda Bynes' apartment in New York - news that she got from a "publicist" who's apparently really a realtor (?) and a story that literally no one else confirmed and/or reported. This came just a few hours after Amanda took her hiker a few more notches up Crazy Mo...
Amanda Bynes overload right now. Stop. Stop. Stop Amanda. Put on your shirt. She tweeted these pics with, "About to put on makeup! I weigh 135, I've gained weight! I need to be 100 lbs!" and "One more pre make up!"
1. Girl, you are obviously already wearing makeup. Don't pretend you're pulling some Emilia Clarke barefaced beauty pic.
2. No.
Someone needs to sit her down in that Dove campaign and draw sketches of her or some shit so she can find her self-esteem. And not from Twitter,...
Amanda Bynes has been thirsty for Drake for ages, even going so far as to tell the entire Twitter population that she wanted him to "murder [her] vagina". However, she seemed to change her tune on Monday night for no apparent reason, leaving two different but equally bizarre tweets pointing to her love for young Aubrey being all but over - rawr!
Loving far apart eyes @draketwitpic.com/cmzggb— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) April 30, 2013
Then, a few hours later, there's this (is th...
While most people go to the gym to, you know, work out, Amanda Bynes goes to take selfies in the weight room mirror with one eye closed in what's meant to be a wink but looks more like an early onset stroke. Bless her heart. Then she shows the results off to everyone on Twitter!
Amanda hit up the gym in NYC yesterday in a white hoodie and grey sweatpants but didn't do much in the way of exercise. She probably smoked a blunt in the locker room, took these pics and then headed home. Sounds about right, eh?
Amanda an...
Amanda Bynes is, shall we say, not exactly entirely mentally stable. But so what? Who cares? (That's my Fred Armisen as Joy Behar on SNL impersonation.) She's getting crazier by the day and because she's mad for Twitter, we're privvy to all the glorious details. On Thursday, she decided it was time to pull a Britney (or a half-Britney, I suppose) and shave half her head, sharing photos with her followers shortly after.
I buzzed half my head like @cassie! No more old photos! This is the new...