Amanda Bynes has been losing her damn mind for a long ass time and lately seems to fancy herself as some sort of hip hop aficionado. She's even down with urban fashion! Oh, boy. Her latest foray into the land of f-cking insanity is a tweet she posted last night, in which she admits a rather, er, disturbing attraction to Drake, of all people.
I want @drake to murder my vagina— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 22, 2013
Well... okay. I honestly don't know what to say about that. Firstly, LOL. Sec...
Amanda Bynes has a new look: unrecognizable. Oh man. This girl. She revealed her transformation on Twitter. Her Twitter account is straight-up Ariel "Look at this trove, treasures I'm told/How many wonders can one cavern hold?" goldmine. Much like Miley, Ms. Bynes is intrepid when it comes to experimenting with new styles. But we should probably be real here and acknowledge that perhaps this isn't the best look for our dear Amanda B. Maybe it's for a photo shoot? Or maybe she's trying to get a photo shoot? With MAC? I don't know. I just don't know anymore.
Oh, justice. That fickle bitch. She slinks in and out as she pleases, and she avoids entitled Hollywood trainwrecks like the plague. She's the reason we can't have nice things. That bitch right here.
You remember Amanda Bynes' bad driving, don't you? Her DUI and her car accidents and her suspended license? Of course you do. At least you do for now, because those incidents are starting to fade away, and soon all we will know is that Amanda Bynes is kind of crazy, but she has a nice rack.
From Radar...
From the New York Post:
Spotting transplanted LA star Amanda Bynes has become the “Where’s Waldo?” of New York’s club scene. The former Nickelodeon actress — who has a hearing in her alleged hit-and-run case in LA Dec. 17 — was seen at new club Rosewood in a “white midriff-baring shirt, a ton of makeup and super-long false eyelashes” yesterday around 1 a.m.
“She seemed sad and empty-eyed,” a spy said. “She kept looking around like she wanted someone to talk to her....
Oh, Amanda Bynes. I've missed this girl, haven't you? We haven't heard from her since all the way back at the beginning of this month when she was trying to tell everyone that she's a retired multi-millionaire. Since then, she's probably just been wandering around New York, acting weird in public places. But now we have proof that she's been wandering around, acting weird in public places.
For instance, here's what she did last weekend:
Nickelodeon nightmare Amanda Bynes grew huffy at PH-D after she thought women sitting nearby were trying to take her photo, even though the...
From Star via Celebitchy:
Amanda Bynes has been terrifying friends and family recently with her very public and bizarre antics. But Star spoke exclusively with the “retired” actress, who claims that she is doing “just fine.”
“There is no craziness,” Bynes, 26, tells Star when asked about her erratic behavior. “There’s no story there. It’s all lies.” But one man disagrees. The seller of a red Porsche met with Amanda after she saw his ad and asked for a test drive, insi...
From TMZ:
Amanda Bynes entered not guilty pleas today to 2 counts of driving on a suspended license, TMZ has learned.
TMZ broke the story ... Amanda was charged after police pulled her over in Burbank, CA last month -- and, upon discovering her license was suspended, ticketed her and impounded her black BMW.
Amanda was not in court today -- her attorney entered the pleas.
The case, one of many on Bynes' plate, is due back in court Nov. 29.
If you recall, she's also facing one charg...
It's been a while since we've heard anything from Amanda Bynes, hasn't it? It's been a little over two weeks since she last locked herself in a public bathroom, and in the world of Amanda Bynes, that's a lifetime. And in terms of her court case, the last we heard was that she had to turn herself in by October 21st to be booked.
But Amanda's lawyer just pulled the same line that I pull every morning when my boyfriend tries to wake me up: "Please, please, just one more month."
Amanda Bynes will not be formally booked n...
Is it insensitive of me to think that crazy people should practice being crazy primarily at home? I mean, I get it, you can't really control your crazy all the time, I can empathize (did I tell you? I started seeing a psychiatrist, and I was telling her about my life, and she was like "I'm kind of surprised that you're able to function" and I was like "ha ha," and she was like "no, really."). But once you realize that you have some sort of problem, and when you been called out on it as much a...
Amanda Bynes has a new look: unrecognizable. Oh man. This girl. She revealed her transformation on Twitter. Her Twitter account is straight-up Ariel "Look at this trove, treasures I'm told/How many wonders can one cavern hold?" goldmine. Much like Miley, Ms. Bynes is intrepid when it comes to experimenting with new styles. But we should probably be real here and acknowledge that perhaps this isn't the best look for our dear Amanda B. Maybe it's for a photo shoot? Or maybe she's trying to get a phot...
I'm really loving Amanda Bynes ever since she stepped through the looking glass into bizarro world. No, I don't condone her hitting and running or calling Jay-Z ugly on Twitter. And lord knows I'm not opposed to smoking weed, but you shouldn't be a dick about it and violate the terms of your lease and make the hallway reek of pot. But latest reports have me lolling and not hating, because dear girl, I kind of get it. You're stressed out and you just don't care anymore. Which would explain why you le...
I've got to hand it to Amanda Bynes, who continues to take it to the next level at every available opportunity with pure, unadulterated f-ckery. I don't pretend to know what goes through her head when she does stuff like piercing her face or hit-and-running, and I certainly don't know what in the hell possessed her to get on Twitter and call Jay-Z ugly.
Of course, she later thought better of whatever the hell that was and decided to delete it, but not before it was picked up by plenty of si...
Amanda Bynes loves a lot of things: In-n-Out burgers, hitting things with her car and driving away, bizarre facial piercings... the list goes on and on. However, there's one thing in particular that gets the She's The Man star's heart a-flutter (literally and figuratively): a puff of the sweet Mary Jane. Listen, I'm not here to judge - I may or may not have smoked enough in my early 20s to keep coffee shops in Amsterdam afloat for the next ten years, but then I, you know, grew up and got my li...