So this is what Hilary Duff is resorting to for fame these days, huh? [The Superficial]
The X-Factor dumped Cheryl Cole already. This is a good sign. [Lainey Gossip]
Is this appropriate, now, Halle Berry? [Bossip]
Beyonce premiered her new song on AI last night - did you catch it? [ICYDK]
'Sorry I screamed into your vagina.' [Pajiba]
January Jones is officially a frigid bitch. [Huffington Post]
Arnold Schwarzenegger's penis was just too bulky for some of his ladies. [Celebr...
Emma Watson was on her way to go see Bridesmaids over the weekend (and I gotta give her props for her good taste in that department) but her outfit was straight FourLoko. Thank goodness movie theaters are dark, right?
I'm no stranger to dressing like a lunatic, but thankfully no cameramen care about me. Any one of these pieces would have been just fine on their own, but together they're a big ol' mess. And to be totally frank, I'm not even sure what kind of magical creature can own a stark white scarf like that. I owned one of those it would look like a dish rag within 24 hours of fi...
Anyone who knows me knows that I live for Roseanne. I still watch repeats of her show on TV Land almost nightly and my DVR is chock full of episodes for when I'm going through a rough time. There's never been anyone quite like her, and if you read her new piece in New York, you'll learn that, as far as she's concerned, there never will be.
The entire thing is an absolute must-read that I've forwarded to half the people I know, but if you want a taste of one of the better parts of the essay, check out this p...
Even in a skimpy bikini, I'm not impressed by Olivia Munn. [The Superficial]
An even bigger treasure trove of stills from the Royal Wedding. [Lainey Gossip]
Blind Item: What starlet claims she swings both ways? [Bossip]
Still can't believe this bitch moved on in the way she did. [Cele|bitchy]
Lady Gaga does 'Judas' on Ellen. [ICYDK]
The best hats of the Royal Wedding. [The Frisky]
Prince William gives Kate Middleton the most sincere, sweet look ever. [The Frisky]
Pippa Middle...
This Teen Mom is trying her damnedest to squeeze a little bit more fame out of this whole 'baby' thing. [The Superficial]
Beyonce and Jay-Z performing at the Royal Wedding? [Lainey Gossip]
A remake of Coming to America? NO FUCKING THANKS. [Bossip]
A lot of you have been waiting for it: Obama's birth certificate. Happy now? [TMZ]
Olivia Munn is still trying really hard. [The Blemish]
Palace guard calls Kate Middleton a 'cow.' Guess who probably won't have a job tomorrow. Or a life. [Right...
The NY Post reported today that at least one of the faces you'd expect to see at Nicole Richie's wedding didn't even make the guest list: Paris Hilton.
From the Post:
"Nicole's wedding will be super small, and a lot of people who have played a role in her life like Paris have been cut from the guest list. She's keeping the dress a secret and hasn't even told her bridesmaids who the designer is. Christina, who ironically is going through a divorce, will be performing a song. She has been a ...
I wasn't sure it would happen, but it did. Fergie and totally hot Josh Duhamel tied the knot last night in Malibu. The diverse attendees list included Mario Lopez, Stacy Keibler, Kid Rock, Slash, Kate Hudson and Molly Sims. Thousands of white magnolias and roses were involved, as were ten bridesmaids dressed in black.
Somebody, hold me. Please?...