Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

photo of britney spears pictures photos funny pics caption this contest pics It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is! The winner on last week’s Jennifer Love Hewitt photo: Cor A Looker “If it weren’t for that restraining ord...

Love It or Leave It: Break Out the “I Love Jennifer Love Hewitt” Balloons

photo of hot jennifer love hewitt hot pictures It's high time for a revival, I think, don't you? It's been ten or more years (or more; I don't know), but Jennifer Love Hewitt has been in the news on Evil Beet probably more times in the last year than she has in the last ten. Also? Remember that Lifetime movie she did a while back, The Client List? Well as it turns out, people love this thing so much, they're turning it into a sitcom. A sitcom. This is what girlfriend wore to the InStyle 10th Annual Summer Soiree and she is looking ah...

Zac Efron Has Four Nipples, Maybe

We always knew there was something magical about Zac Efron. But now we know for sure! Sort of.
One, two, three, four! Four nipples for Zac Efron!We always knew there was something magical about Zac Efron. But now we know for sure! Sort of. Sandra Lee, M.D. has cracked the medical mystery of those tiny dark spots on Zac Efron's effortlessly hairless unicorn chest: they're supernumerary nipples, maybe! Surprise! The Californian dermatologist sent out a press release detailing her diagnosis. I love that Zac Efron is probably finding out about his own third and fourth nipples along with the rest of us. Maybe Dr. Sandra stays up all...

Worst Casting Ever: Rob Lowe as Drew Peterson

Rob Lowe at the de Grisogono reception at Hotel Du Cap Eden Roc on May 17, 2011Photo by Dave M. Benett/Getty Images Did you see the Lifetime made-for-TV movie about The Craigslist Killer? Of course you did, and then you watched the hourlong documentary right after. Did you see the one starring Jennifer Love Hewitt as a down-on-her-luck suburban hooker? Yes! You did! You watched it because you are such a huge Ghost Whisperer fan. So when you read that Rob Lowe was cast as the dashing violent misogynist in a Lifetime Movie, you were a little surprised. But then you go...

Love It or Leave It: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Bless Her Heart

A photo of Jennifer Love Hewitt I have no clue what it is, but it's not in me to hate on poor little Jennifer Love Hewitt.  Maybe it comes from watching I Know What You Did Last Summer when I was 10 and feeling sorry for her.  However, I did not see this stupid dress that Jennifer wore to a charity gala last night when I was a child, so I have no such obligation to pity it. Despite this extremely questionable choice in fashion, I'm going to go ahead and find that silver lining and say that Jennifer just wanted to try so...

In Other News …

photo of ti and wife tiny photos pictures Minka Kelly's boobs won a People's Choice Award. I shit you not. [The Superficial] Which celebrity was arrested on the way home from the People's Choice Awards last night? [The Superficial] Which celebrity - apparently - does her own makeup for big events? [Celebslam] Lindsay was maybe both drunk and high in rehab? [PopBytes] Is it me, or is Bill Hader actually kind of hot? [Pajiba] Gwyneth Paltrow thinks Tom Cruise is a great kisser. Thanks for that, just after lunch. [Celebi...

Damn, LeAnn

picture of country singer leann rimes in a black two piece bathing suit looking hot These photos were snapped of LeAnn Rimes -- the quasi-kind-of-not-really-Hester Prynne formerly known as a country singer -- in a two-piece a few days ago and I have to say: she looks way more amazing than I've ever given her credit for. I mean, remember when she was just a young, chubbed-out adolescent with a funky-looking grill? Now she's an older, full-blown hottie-fab-body, with an almost normal looking grill. You go, girl! Look out wives of husbands that dig Lifetime movies ...

Leann Rimes is Totally OK With Helping to Break Up Two Marriages

photo of eddie cibrian and girlfriend leann rimes sitting together at a poker table As long as she directly benefits from the result, clearly, it's all good. Rimes speaks out to People magazine about the heat surrounding her and Eddie Cibrian, the man who some say was "lured away" by the wiles and charms of the woman -- the legend! -- Leann Rimes. She claims that she's remorseful about pulling Eddie away from what was oh-so-clearly a bad relationship, but feels happy and optimistic about the snafu's general outcome: "I did one of the most selfish things that I possibly could do, in hurting someone else ... I take respons...

Hugh Grant in Supporting Role

picture-10 It's Labor Day weekend, celeb news is slow, and I'm resorting to talking about Hugh Grant's father's art show.  In other words:  It could be a rough one, guys.  You should also expect stories today with scintillating titles such as "Where is JM J Bullock Today?" and "Why Isn't Joanna Kerns in All the Lifetime Movies Anymore?" Hugh hopped across the pond Long Island Expressway to Southampton this weekend to make an appearance at his dad's watercolor paintings exhibit.   "I'm so proud of my Dad - he's been painting all my life," said Hugh Grant, 48, w...

I Know You’ve All Been Wondering What Happened To Kimmy Gibbler

picture-13 After Full House disbanded in 1995, it's like we never really knew what happened to Kimmy Gibbler.  So many unanswered questions like, "Did Kimmy ever wash her socks?"  After being the annoying neighbor for years, the fans deserved to know the fate of these actors -- well, other than the ones that ended up on the Lifetime movie circuit. Well, wonder no more.  The cast reunited -- except for the members that actually have careers now (the Olsens, Lori Loughlin, John Stamos) to autograph a...

Usher: The Kid Is Not My Son

57596512usher629200934326pm It looks like the divorce between Usher and Tameka Foster is going to go down in history as your typical, hideous blood bath. According to the National Enquirer, Usher has requested a DNA test for the younger son that he had allegedly fathered with Foster.  According to one of those pesky "unnamed source" people, Usher believed that Tameka was cheating during the time that the child was conceived.  Also, he travelled quite a bit for work, leaving little time for procreation. Sigh....