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The winner on last week’s Jennifer Love Hewitt photo: Cor A Looker
“If it weren’t for that restraining ord...
It's high time for a revival, I think, don't you? It's been ten or more years (or more; I don't know), but Jennifer Love Hewitt has been in the news on Evil Beet probably more times in the last year than she has in the last ten. Also? Remember that Lifetime movie she did a while back, The Client List? Well as it turns out, people love this thing so much, they're turning it into a sitcom. A sitcom.
This is what girlfriend wore to the InStyle 10th Annual Summer Soiree and she is looking ah...
We always knew there was something magical about Zac Efron. But now we know for sure! Sort of.
We always knew there was something magical about Zac Efron. But now we know for sure! Sort of.
Sandra Lee, M.D. has cracked the medical mystery of those tiny dark spots on Zac Efron's effortlessly hairless unicorn chest: they're supernumerary nipples, maybe! Surprise! The Californian dermatologist sent out a press release detailing her diagnosis.
I love that Zac Efron is probably finding out about his own third and fourth nipples along with the rest of us. Maybe Dr. Sandra stays up all...
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Did you see the Lifetime made-for-TV movie about The Craigslist Killer? Of course you did, and then you watched the hourlong documentary right after. Did you see the one starring Jennifer Love Hewitt as a down-on-her-luck suburban hooker? Yes! You did! You watched it because you are such a huge Ghost Whisperer fan.
So when you read that Rob Lowe was cast as the dashing violent misogynist in a Lifetime Movie, you were a little surprised. But then you go...
I have no clue what it is, but it's not in me to hate on poor little Jennifer Love Hewitt. Maybe it comes from watching I Know What You Did Last Summer when I was 10 and feeling sorry for her. However, I did not see this stupid dress that Jennifer wore to a charity gala last night when I was a child, so I have no such obligation to pity it.
Despite this extremely questionable choice in fashion, I'm going to go ahead and find that silver lining and say that Jennifer just wanted to try so...
Minka Kelly's boobs won a People's Choice Award. I shit you not. [The Superficial]
Which celebrity was arrested on the way home from the People's Choice Awards last night? [The Superficial]
Which celebrity - apparently - does her own makeup for big events? [Celebslam]
Lindsay was maybe both drunk and high in rehab? [PopBytes]
Is it me, or is Bill Hader actually kind of hot? [Pajiba]
Gwyneth Paltrow thinks Tom Cruise is a great kisser. Thanks for that, just after lunch. [Celebi...
These photos were snapped of LeAnn Rimes -- the quasi-kind-of-not-really-Hester Prynne formerly known as a country singer -- in a two-piece a few days ago and I have to say: she looks way more amazing than I've ever given her credit for.
I mean, remember when she was just a young, chubbed-out adolescent with a funky-looking grill? Now she's an older, full-blown hottie-fab-body, with an almost normal looking grill.
You go, girl!
Look out wives of husbands that dig Lifetime movies ...
As long as she directly benefits from the result, clearly, it's all good.
Rimes speaks out to People magazine about the heat surrounding her and Eddie Cibrian, the man who some say was "lured away" by the wiles and charms of the woman -- the legend! -- Leann Rimes. She claims that she's remorseful about pulling Eddie away from what was oh-so-clearly a bad relationship, but feels happy and optimistic about the snafu's general outcome:
"I did one of the most selfish things that I possibly could do, in hurting someone else ... I take respons...