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The 69th Annual Golden Globe Nominees Are In!

photo of 69th annual golden globes 2012 pictures nominees ceremony pics They're heeeere! My picks are in bold - leave your choices (and thoughts on who was snubbed MELISSA MCCARTHY) in the comments! Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Miniseries, or TV Movie Jessica Lange Kelly Macdonald Maggie Smith Sofia Vergara Evan Rachel Wood Best Screenplay Woody Allen Michel Hazavanicious Aaron Sorkin Steven Zaillian Best Comedy Actor Alec Baldwin David Duchovny Johnny Galecki Thomas Jane Matt LeBlanc Best Motion Picture – Drama The Descendants The H...

Kristen Wiig Honored as GQ’s ‘Bro of the Year’

Photo: Kristen Wiig named GQ's Bro of the Year Congratulations are in order for Kristen Wiig, who has been named GQ's "Bro of the Year." It's an especially notable distinction: most of GQ's Men of the Year are, well, men. (The 2009 Bro of the Year, for instance, was Paul Rudd.) This didn't stop GQ from photographing Wiig in some pointedly un-bro-like lingerie, but whatever. I do like that she apparently drinks champagne through a straw. The profile accompanying Wiig's accolade was penned by none other than her Bridesmaids costar, Jon ...

Melissa McCarthy Is Still Sassy And Fabulous

A photo of Melissa McCarthy As if there were ever any doubt, right? Melissa McCarthy is always sassy and fabulous: that's sort of her job. Just in case you needed recent proof of awesomeness though, here are a few quotes from an interview she did with Entertainment Weekly: On comedy: “Comedy to me is all about the bumps and bruises and weird tics,” says McCarthy. “It’s everything you find out about somebody when you fall in love with them that on paper is really creepy but you find adorable.” On her teenage years: "There was a three-year chunk as a teen wh...

Quotables: Melissa McCarthy Used to Be A Cheerleader

A photo of Melissa McCarthy "I remember being in a pep rally, and I heard one of the coaches of the boys' teams making a dumb joke about the dumb cheerleaders, and I thought, Are you kidding me? I'm out there doing back handsprings and aerials on blacktop to cheer for your stupid team that, by the way, is not doing that well. And you're in here with the guys making fun of it? I was like, I'm done." - Melissa McCarthy being all "Girl please." It's really no secret how much I love and admire and respect and sort o...

Can We All Be in Love With Melissa McCarthy Now?

A photo of Melissa McCarthy For real, can we? I've watched Bridesmaids twice this week, I've been praying real hard about getting into Mike and Molly, and Melissa is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight. All of those things combined mean that now is the perfect time to convince you all how awesome this lady is: On her Emmy win: "I remember my knees went first, and I thought, 'Oh God, please don't fall down,' " she says of her thought process in that moment. "Just keep it upright. You're in a dress. Your mom and dad are watching." On being invited to host SNL: "I went into su...

Chelsea Handler Interviews Anne Hathaway for Interview

photo of black and white anne hathaway for interview magazine pictures photos pics (I'd have that face, too, girl, if I had to talk to Chelsea Handler for more than thirty seconds. I feel your pain.) From Interview: CHELSEA HANDLER: Where are you? ANNE HATHAWAY: I'm in Italy. HANDLER: I just came from Venice. I just got back to L.A. yesterday. HATHAWAY: Really? I'm in Positano. HANDLER: Oh, you're so lucky. Are you on vacation? HATHAWAY: I am. I managed to steal a few days. HANDLER: With your lover? HATHAWAY: With my man, yes. This is one of my favorite places in the world. HANDLER: Isn't Positano ridiculous? HATHAWAY: It's ridicu...

Kim Kardashian Got Married!

A photo of Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian I know, right? Finally. After what feels like absolute eons of engagement ring talk, wedding invitation judging, bridal registry complaints, and just plain waiting on pins and needles, Kim Kardashian is officially a married gal. Stop what you're doing and grab a glass of champagne or some PCP or whatever it is you kids do nowadays and celebrate! We don't have any pictures yet - the pictures were sold to People, who will be publishing them in next Friday's issue - but trust me, as soon as we see any hint of them, you'll know. We're krazy for Kardashians! Well, not...

Afternoon Delight

photo of hot johnny depp pictures photos Does Julia Roberts look terrible in a bikini? [The Superficial] Amber Rose is getting married and having babies and cooking and stuff. [Bossip] Who's going to be on Dancing With the Stars? [Starpulse] Kevin Federline finally had that baby! [Rumor Fix] Kobe Bryant church fight? [TMZ] Kim Kardashian wedding details. [Socialite Life] The crappy friends we thought were awesome at the time. [The Frisky] Julianna Margulies looking amazing. [Caught on Set] Video of Taylor Swift's rump. [Amy Grindhouse] Paul Rudd and a bunch of gorgeous women. And PAUL RUDD. [theBERRY] The vagina gets its day in the sun. ...

Emmys Announcements Result in Unnecessary Shock and Awe

Melissa McCarthy and Joshua Jackson announce the 63rd Primetime Emmy Awards nominations Reactions to this year's Emmy nominations have run the gamut, from surprised delight to shocked indignation, from shocked bemusement to surprised consternation. Everyone is, in a word, dismayed. (Full lists of the 2011 nominees are over here.) Here is a roundup of all the Shock, Delight, and Ire accumulated over the past couple days: The Nice - Bridesmaids' scene-stealing Melissa McCarthy had been announcing the Emmy nominations live when she realized she herself was nominated as Outs...

Morning Wood

photo of anne hathaway hot pictures photos Kate Middleton has a bum-slip of her own. [The Superficial] Anne Hathaway getting married? [Lainey Gossip] Do homosexuals have a "home" in hip-hop? [Bossip] Selena Gomez: officially more popular than her boyfriend. [Starpulse] Of course Suri Cruise is going to start acting now. [Cele|bitchy] Apparently Lindsay should never have gone to jail in the first place. For, like, any of it. [The Frisky] Beyonce in very revealing lingerie. [Huffington Post] Intimate Kardashian family photos shared by Khloe herself. [Celebuzz] This is Megan Fox without makeup. Yeah. Right. [Yeeeah] Neville Lo...

Afternoon Delight

photo of mark ruffalo pictures photos holding a baby pics When celebrities have top-secret weddings. [Bossip] Justin Bieber wears earrings now. [Starpulse] Arnold Schwarzenegger is supporting his "second" family. [Celebuzz] Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are drawing up a prenup, of course. [Socialite Life] Hot photos of Jon Hamm just because. [I'm Not Obsessed] Eva Mendes gets a facial tattoo. [Huff Po] Robert Pattinson drops the f-bomb on live TV. [Bitten and Bound] Mark Ruffalo honored for environmental protection. [Socialite Life] Paris Hilton sucks large ones. LARGE ONES. [The Superficial] Who are the "rich hippies" of Holl...

Afternoon Delight

photo of hot ryan reynolds pictures shirtless no shirt photos pics Beyonce wants to make love, like, stat. [The Frisky] Pregnancy goes really well with January Jones. [The Superficial] Now he might actually get some pussy, right? [INFDaily] Amber Rose thinks she's an 'icon.' LOL [Bossip] Scarlett Johansson ruined Ryan Reynolds. [Cele|bitchy] Stevie Nicks' latest solo album is her greatest work to date. [LA Times] Lindsay Lohan's going inside for a while. [TMZ] These chicks are looking for some serious help in naming their new novel. Can you do it for them? [The Frisky] Is Kim Kardashian going to have...