Do you see that photo up there, that little adorable black and white number? That's a photo from The Artist. I figured I'd go ahead and use a photo from that film in the post about all the winners from last night's Academy Awards because it won a good handful of them, including Best Picture. Have, uh, any of you seen it?
Other big winners include, well, nothing, really. Hugo won a handful of awards in the technical categories, but other than that, The Artist was the only film that reall...
I am pretty glad I stayed up late to watch last night's Saturday Night Live. And I do not say this lightly, because it's a statement I seldom make.
Former castmember Maya Rudolph returned to the show as host (and in grand form!), with terrific assists from Amy Poehler, Justin Timberlake and, yes, Bill O'Reilly of all people. The episode itself was timely and topical, and better yet, it had teeth.
Let's begin with the tremendous opening sketch.
I'm not sure whether you've been following ...
When Jenn announced the Oscar nominations here yesterday, she, along with you lovely commenters, pretty much voiced every prominent feeling I had. There was the sadface felt 'round the world when we learned that Ryan Gosling failed to receive a single nomination, and there was the horrible injustice I felt when I learned that the Academy failed to recognize the unbelievable talent of Tilda Swinton. Although I was so, so happy that Christopher Plummer got a nomination for Beginners. Did you se...
Neil Patrick Harris doesn't want to be the poster boy for gay relationships. [Starpulse]
Rachel McAdams looks amazing for The Vow premiere. [Lainey Gossip]
Courtney Love's bare ass. You know, again. [The Superficial]
Michael Fassbender is a celebrity penis expert. OK. [Socialite Life]
Mark Wahlberg seriously disses the deceased 9/11 folks. [TMZ]
Kate Winslet wants to be a rock star. [Lainey Gossip]
David Hasselhoff dresses like a toddler. [Seriously OMG]
Guy who was arrested for ...
Right. Golden Globes whatever. Did you see the ass-whupping that the Packers took from the frigging New York Giants last evening? Sick. This whole weekend was sick. Only one of my picks won, and that was Ravens over Texans, not that anyone was really surprised by that. AND MY SAINTS LOST. To the 49ers. Football, I am so disappointed in you today. You should have been so, so much better. For me.
Anyway, you're probably here to hear about the Golden Globe Awards, not listen to me malign football and certain teams' roughhousing tendencies that result in undeserved wi...
I know, I know, the People's Choice Awards were just the night before! But settle down, kids, because the Critics' Choice Awards actually kind of matter, and besides, it's awards season, so buck up. The Golden Globes are this Sunday, you know. It's time to get serious.
And you guys, things did get serious last night. Seriously gorgeous. Both my girls, Emma Stone and Evan Rachel Wood, were there, and they both killed it. Take a look above to see Emma looking dazzling, and below to see Ev...
Like Jenn, I didn't really care all that much about last night's People's Choice Awards. I caught what I caught between Facebook updates and Twitter feeds, and it was all because I was watching King Kong last night. Yes, King Kong, my friends, the one with Adrien Brody. Did you honestly think I could let the entire day pass without sitting my sappy self down to watch that man in live action for three hours? After I got myself all worked up over yesterday's Brody post? Hell no. The PCA's were a...
Brandi Glanville hooked up with Demi Moore in 2009. [Cele|bitchy]
Jeremy Renner had a bar brawl in Thailand. [Starpulse]
Bradley Cooper = Lex Luthor? [The Superficial]
EXCLUSIVE: Drew Barrymore's getting married. [Lainey Gossip]
You'll never believe what Jake Gyllenhaal's been up to. [Lainey Gossip]
Joe Francis beat up a woman after she hit his car. Today. [TMZ]
People are being stabbed over Beyonce. [The Frisky]
Ryan Gosling in the buff. [Socialite Life]
New music: 'I Lik...
This is so refreshing, seriously. I'm so glad that she's not getting married (for the third time) in your traditional Hollywood wedding, complete with ice sculptures, unpronouncable hors d'oeuvres, sixty-five bridesmaids, drunken pre-wedding parties in Las Vegas, and televised specials that are done purely for financial gain. Awesome, right? Almost completely normal, considering all factors, you might say.
Also, not only is the soiree not even taking place in Hollywood, there's more than likely no major celebrities that'll be in attendance. This wedding's going to be quite a gem, ...
Justin Bieber is addicted to the Playboy Mansion. [The Superficial]
Sean Penn calls Maria Conchita a "pig." [Bitten and Bound]
Chaz Bono is back on the market, ladies. [Starpulse]
Well, well. Look who might be running for President. [Bossip]
Kate Bosworth remembers her blue-haired days. [Socialite Life]
Christian Bale is being pushed around. [Yeeeah]
Rihanna's going to rehab. [Celebslam]
Jerry Sandusky was "teaching the kids how to shower." [The Superficial]
Selena Gomez's mom miscarried. [The Blemish]
Rooney Mara backpedals. [Lainey Gossip]
Ryan Gosling is super-conc...