Search Results for: "the olsen twins"

How many days until the uncensored versions of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo naked hit the web? We're taking bets. [Drunken Stepfather]

The Noxema girl gets to touch McSteamy's wee wee. [Gabby Babble]

Holy shit. So, you know Criss Angel, that magician who's been famous lately for dating Cameron Diaz?? He's married, and he's having some trouble making that bitch disappear. [GTS]

Don't fucking tell Elizabeth Hurley that a six-year-old can't rock a leopard-print bikini without it being too sexual. [Celebrity Smack]

Movie critic Joel Siegel passed away. [popbytes]

Jodie Sweetin got some new titties, so either she's prepping for a comeback or she's the Olsen twins' new drug mule. [The Blemish]

Nicole Richie's all like, "Look, I may have been a heroin addict, but I looked fucking good doing it." [POTP]

Jesse Metcalfe's preparing for his brief and torrid affair with the music industry. [Holy Candy]

Lauryn Hill's Oakland show turns half the damn audience into refugees. [Cele|bitchy]

/>How many days until the uncensored versions of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo naked hit the web? We're taking bets. [Drunken Stepfather] The Noxema girl gets to touch McSteamy's wee wee. [Gabby Babble] Holy shit. So, you know Criss Angel, that magician who's been famous lately for dating Cameron Diaz?? He's married, and he's having some trouble making that bitch disappear. [GTS] Don't fucking tell Elizabeth Hurley that a six-year-old can't rock a leopard-print bikini without it being too...

Hello my lovelies. Just a heads-up that posting will be slow tomorrow, because I am graduating!!! The incomparable Evil T is trekking from NYC to LA to celebrate with me (I LOVE YOU T!!!) so we'll be down two bloggers. Lars will still be around, so if he finds it in his heart to post, feel free to heckle. And there's always the distant possibility that my drunken out-of-town friends will gain access to my computer late at night, at which point I don't know what you should expect. Poor spelling, at the very least. And possibly photos of their nipples. They all keep bugging me to make them famous, you know ...

Wow, it's been awhile since we've seen Calista Flockhart pics. Here she is at her son's baseball game. [A Socialite's Life]

NBA wunderkind LeBron James is a daddy! [Bossip]

Angelina Jolie's all like, "Look, I'd like to keep my private life private" and the media's all like, "WE HAVE RIGHTS, BITCH!" [Cele|bitchy]

Amy Winehouse beats up her husband when she's drunk. [Warship]

Kelly Clarkson has canceled her summer tour because the album sucks, her label hates her and she fired her manager. [POTP]

Kathy Hilton takes some time out her busy schedule of visiting her daughter in jail to watch Barbara Walters get her star on the Boulevard. [popbytes]

It seems the world is still under the impression that Nicole Richie's internal organs are capable of sustaining a pregnancy. [Mollygood]

THE OLSEN TWINS ARE 21!!!!! Holy shit, now they're going to start drinking and doing drugs and going out to clubs and getting into fights with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan and ... oh, wait. [IBBB]

Apparently Meg Ryan acquired a baby recently. [Celebslam]

/>Hello my lovelies. Just a heads-up that posting will be slow tomorrow, because I am graduating!!! The incomparable Evil T is trekking from NYC to LA to celebrate with me (I LOVE YOU T!!!) so we'll be down two bloggers. Lars will still be around, so if he finds it in his heart to post, feel free to heckle. And there's always the distant possibility that my drunken out-of-town friends will gain access to my computer late at night, at which point I don't know what you should expect. Poor spelling...

Dina Lohan's not so worried about Lindsay coke habit; it's her daughter's strong work ethic that concerns her. [A Socialite's Life]

Jesus, Vanna White got old. That means anyone can. [Celebrity Smack]

Kellie Pickler's tits: still fake. [Drunken Stepfather]

Last week they were saying it would be Amy Winehouse, but now the rumor mill has the Olsen twins starring in the next Bond flick. Either way, it's safe to assume these producers want to make sure there's really good cocaine at craft services. [Cele|bitchy]

Avril Lavigne poses for Blender, half-naked, smoking and drinking. You're so edgy, Avril. [POTP]

Looks like you can't even trust your damn drug dealer in Hollywood. What a horrid town. [popbytes]

Bruce Willis is dating a 23-year-old Playboy model. Dude, if I were Rumer, I'd demand to be retroactively ungrounded for fucking everything. [Celebslam]

Cameron Diaz has a little nip slip on Ellen. [Ninja Dude]

Milla Jovovich is preggers. [ICYDK]

/>Dina Lohan's not so worried about Lindsay coke habit; it's her daughter's strong work ethic that concerns her. [A Socialite's Life] Jesus, Vanna White got old. That means anyone can. [Celebrity Smack] Kellie Pickler's tits: still fake. [Drunken Stepfather] Last week they were saying it would be Amy Winehouse, but now the rumor mill has the Olsen twins starring in the next Bond flick. Either way, it's safe to assume these producers want to make sure there's really good cocaine at craft services. [Cele|bitchy] Avril Lavigne poses for Blender, half-naked, smoking and drinking. You...